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Here’s Scarlett Johansson dressed in her fifties secretary outfit at the MTV Movie Awards last night. I don’t get it, she’s one of the hottest women in Hollywood, but she insists on wearing clothing my grandmother wears to birthday parties at the old folks home. Sure on grandma it looks pretty revealing, but that’s because she’s ninety frikin’ years old! Scarlett’s dress is barely over the knee, I didn’t even think they made those anymore, my crotch is so disappointed. I bet grandma gets a lot of action at those birthday parties. Gross.