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Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts In A Bodysuit

This post is for all the nerds out there, you know who you are, here’s Scarlett Johansson in her tight body suit in some teaser shots for the new ‘Avengers’ movie. I don’t give a crap about the movie, but I’ve always loved Scarlett’s awesome sweater mounds so pictures of her stuffing them into a tight rubber or latex bodysuit is right up my alley. Boobs and explosions are always a good combination. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson’s Sexy Bitchy Looks

Here’s Scarlett Johansson getting all sultry for a set of recent Mango ads. I’m not hating this, that’s probably because I like hot chicks with bitchy looks. But if I had to make a criticism, I would say a little less clothing and a little more boobing would be in order. We know those big chesticles are in there, let’s have a look at them. She kinda looks like a sexy secretary waiting for her boss to come in to discuss the possibility of a raise. And we all know how that’s going to turn out. I like it. I’m getting a raise of my own. Get it?

Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Gone!

What the hell is going on here? Scarlett Johansson’s tig ol’ bitties seem to have completely disappeared. Someone notify the authorities because this isn’t cool. I loved those thing and Scarlett just isn’t the same without them, especially if she’s going to wear old women evening gowns like this crap. I looks like she won some sort of award, I can guarantee that it’s not for ‘Actress With The Biggest Boobs’ . I can’t wait to a pictures of Scarlett’s former big boobs on my milk carton. more pictures of Scarlett Johansson here

Scarlett Johansson’s Hotness Takes A Step Back

Here’s Scarlett Johansson dressed in her fifties secretary outfit at the MTV Movie Awards last night. I don’t get it, she’s one of the hottest women in Hollywood, but she insists on wearing clothing my grandmother wears to birthday parties at the old folks home. Sure on grandma it looks pretty revealing, but that’s because she’s ninety frikin’ years old! Scarlett’s dress is barely over the knee, I didn’t even think they made those anymore, my crotch is so disappointed. I bet grandma gets a lot of action at those birthday parties. Gross.

Scarlett Johansson’s Hotness Is Lagging Behind

I don’t know if it’s just me, if I’m getting pickier as I get older or if other celebrity chicks are just getting hotter, but Scarlett Johansson doesn’t seem to be keeping up when it comes to hotness. She’s all aver the place. One minute she’s hot as hell , the next she’s mediocre at best . Here she is at some event the other day looking like, well looking like she should be teaching a class of six graders how to play the recorder. Actually, my sixth grade music teacher was pretty hot, she reminded me of Mindy from Mork & Mindy . I miss her. more pictures of Scarlett Johansson here

Scarlett Johansson Hides Her Assets

It’s kind of impressive how well Scarlett Johansson can cover up her rather plump breasts, impressive and really annoying that is. Here she is at some event the other night in a dress that would best be described by the sound of a baby vomiting. She looks like she could be working at a diner. That’s not true, the women at the diner show more tit than this, they live off their tips. Sure she’s pretty, and I know that somewhere under there are a great pair of tits, I just want to see them from time to time. Is that too much to ask?

Scarlett Johansson Is Still Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Here’s Scarlett Johansson outside the Letterman studios looking well, pretty damn boring. She looks like a lady who should be working in the office steno pool in the fifties not a hot celebrity with secretly big boobies . Boring! Show us the damn boobs! Judging by the condition of that car behind her it looks like someone agrees with me so much he just couldn’t take it anymore. Personally I think smashing up an old Lincoln may be a little dramatic, shaking your fist in the air is a more appropriate reaction, but I like his passion.

Scarlett Johansson Is Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

This bullsh%t has got to stop! Scarlett Johansson is a hot piece of ass and should show it off in sexy outfits.

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Scarlett Johansson Brings Back The Boring

Here’s Scarlett Johansson in some new Mango ads. I thought the the point of these ads were to make it sexy so people will want to buy the clothing.

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Scarlett Johansson Brings Back The Boring

Brittany Murphy Is Freaking Me Out

Here’s Brittany Murphy at the premiere of some movie called Across The Hall last night. I don’t know much about the movie, but I know that I would be a little concerned if this thing lived across the hall from me. She looks like an anorexic zombie , or at least one that doesn’t really like the taste of human brains very much.

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Brittany Murphy Is Freaking Me Out