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Annalynne McCord Bikini Picture From Shape Magazine

It’s Friday, I’m sleepy, more than a little hungover and my stomach feels like I’m about to give birth to a really strange looking baby, so I’m going to get straight to the point with this picture of AnnaLynne McCord’s tight little body in a bikini for Shape magazine. This thing should sober you up pretty quickly. I’m assuming it’s been photoshopped a little to make her look even hotter and I don’t care. The world should be photoshopped, maybe then I’d get laid more.

Scarlett Johansson Is Still Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Here’s Scarlett Johansson outside the Letterman studios looking well, pretty damn boring. She looks like a lady who should be working in the office steno pool in the fifties not a hot celebrity with secretly big boobies . Boring! Show us the damn boobs! Judging by the condition of that car behind her it looks like someone agrees with me so much he just couldn’t take it anymore. Personally I think smashing up an old Lincoln may be a little dramatic, shaking your fist in the air is a more appropriate reaction, but I like his passion.

I Love You Cheryl Tweedy

Quite frankly I don’t really have much to say about these pictures of Cheryl Tweedy , she’s just going out to dinner, but she’s in America which is the closest I’ve ever been to her and I want her to know how much I care for her and I haven’t forgotten her and that one day soon we’ll be together. I don’t mean all that in a stalker kind of way, I’m just a man living in his mother’s basement who’s in love with a celebrity who has no idea he exist and hopes to spend the rest of his life with her. Perfectly innocent.