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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini Payne Pregnant of the Day

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini is pregnant with One Direction Liam Payne after having been married to a bunch of people in attempts to have the longest fucking name on a British Slag who I guess is romantic who either loves loves or likes to validate fucking random rich guys she’s exposed to – so it’s more than just sex…. At various times in her life as a popstar I’ve looked at and thought- “she’d be a good fuck”….and she’s got the marriage / divorce certificates, the prison tattoos….and now the rich 23 year olds who is 10 years younger than her’s cum stuck to her egg to prove it…because she’s hot… I don’t like ready to drop, pregnant bitches who despite being rich and famous, seem like trailer trash…even when they are hot…but I like thinking about all the cock she went through to get to this point in her life….and how much more she will get along the way to have the world record name…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini Payne Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini in a Bikini in Mesh of the Day

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini is such a trashy bitch, that with her rough UK accent came prison tattoos, and with her trashy hot thin body came a career as a successful pop band, and with a career as a successful pop band came Simon Cowell, not sexually came, he’s more into dudes, but with business deals making her rich and throughout the process she’s had two husbands, two name changes, what will be two divorces…because she’s traditional like that and when you marry for love – you change your name for love….confusing every motherfucker who follows you cuz you’re still hot… I mean if you’re going to Elizabeth Taylor with your celebrity, stick to the stage name, and change your fucking driver’s license name on your own time, we’ve got better things to do than follow your pussy around…but when it’s handed to us in a bikini…it’s flimsy and easy to deal with… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini in a Bikini in Mesh of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cheryl Fernandez-Versini Has A New Last Name And It’s Not Mine!

I didn’t recognize the name at first, but I’d recognize this perfect body anywhere: here’s one of my original favorite hotties  Cheryl Fernandez-Versini , aka the former Cheryl Cole, aka the former Cheryl Tweedy, at some music awards show in London. Anyway, I guess she got married again, but one of these days she’s going to have to just pick a name and stick to it. Speaking of which, I’ve always thought Cheryl Tuna has a nice ring to it, don’t you? Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Cheryl Cole’s Hotness Returns!

It’s been a while since we’ve seen her, but here’s one of my first loves Cheryl Tweedy looking hot as ever at what I’m told is the launch of her new perfume. And if it smells anywhere near as good as she looks here, I should buy a whole case. Let’s just say my place could use an upgrade from it’s current scent: “Eau de week old pizza.” Anyway, during my “research” for this post, I found out that Cheryl just got married again to some French dude this month, which is pretty devastating considering she’s the original future ex-Mrs. Tuna. Oh well. I guess if I’ve already waited this long, what’s another few months, right? » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Cheryl Tweedy’s Leggy Hotness Brings Me Back

Any of you perverts who’ve been with me since the beginning know that Cheryl Tweedy is the original future ex-Mrs. Tuna. And even though I’ve had too many more to keep track of since then, she’ll always have a special place in my heart, or pants or whatever. So here she is walking the red carpet for the latest season of The X Factor and bringing me right back to the good old days when she’d put on a great leg show like this, and I’d pretend she was actually aware of my existence. It’s nice to know some things never change, huh? » view all 37 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Victoria’s Secret Angels Do Taylor Swift

So apparently the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is airing on December 10th (even though you can already see a whole bunch of pictures from it right here ), and to promote the company’s annual mega-show, they put out this ad/trailer below. It’s of all the Victoria’s Secret Angels lip-syncing to Taylor Swift , which means, you guessed it, it works just as well on mute if you don’t want to be caught listening to Taylor Swift at work. Anyway, considering the end result is a good 30 times hotter than any of Taylor’s actual music videos, can the Angels do this for all her videos from now on? Please?

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Cheryl Tweedy’s Cleavage For Charity

As my original future ex-wife, Cheryl Tweedy will always hold a special place in my heart and my sweatpants, even though we never actually got to consummate our fake Internet relationship, and I always ended up having to do it by myself. Anyway, here’s Cheryl looking as good as ever attending the ICAP Charity Day in London. And if she’s still in a giving mood, I know a certain underprivileged blogger who could use some relief from her. As I mentioned earlier, it’s been building up for years. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Tori Praver Bikini Pictures

I’m pretty sure Tori Praver here is a former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, which explains why she looks so good in a bikini. There’s only one thing keeping these pictures from being perfect though, and no, it’s not me being in them, nobody wants that. It’s that somebody forgot to brush the sand off Tori’s booty, and it’s obscuring the view. I thought they had people whose job it was to take care of things like that. But if not, I’d be happy to volunteer next time. My expert methods don’t involve using my hands, but trust me, they get results. » view all 34 photos

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Cheryl Tweedy’s Awesome 2014 Calendar

I’m not sure if you guys remember, but Cheryl Tweedy was supposed to be my first Hollywood Tuna ex-wife. Unfortunately, we never hooked up. I suppose our schedules conflicted or that being named Hollywood Tuna’s Baby Of the Year went to her head. Who knows, but I do know that this 2014 Calendar is going to be damn hot, judging by the preview. Enjoy

More Super Sexy Cheryl Tweedy And Girls Aloud Concert Pictures

So Girls Aloud is still doing their reunion tour these days, which means more awesome pictures of my original future ex-wife Cheryl Tweedy . I was getting a little deja vu looking at these pictures though, and as far as I can tell, Cheryl and the rest of the girls have worn these outfits before in every other show. Normally I’d complain about the lack of originality, but hey, I get it, when you’ve got a good streak going, you never want to mess with a good thing. It’s why I haven’t changed my sweatpants since 2010. » view all 43 photos Related Posts Cheryl Tweedy In Tight Leather Pants! Cheryl Tweedy, I Love You Forever Cheryl Tweedy Is A Major Disappointment Cheryl Tweedy Provides Some Sexy Comic Relief Photos: WENN.com

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