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Elsa Hosk for Love Magazine Bullshit of the Day

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Love magazine produces some real dog shit videos for their Christmas advent – even though Christmas was days ago – and advent isn’t supposed to be every singe day of decemeber – but they are so edgy, so innovative, they use top models, heavily followed models, and pander to their audience all the hopes to end the year in style, with lots more followers of their own, to sell ads against…it’s almost brilliant, the problem is that the creative direction like everything on the internet is lame, boring, repetitive, stupid, a miss use of eager to participate whores…and when you have talented or successful directors producing the videos – why the fuck is this low level shit what we are left with…it confuses me…but then again…I am either drunk or hungover and sometimes basic things like wiping my wife’s ass because she’s obese confuses me… So here is titty model – who used to only show tit in photoshoots, before turning into a VS model because Candice Swanepoel wanted to breed – and she had the same look….not showing her tits…not even looking as good as she could thanks to that bull ring….and not being nude… But it happened, and I’m lazy, so I’m posting it….dog shit or not…I’ll roll around in it. The post Elsa Hosk for Love Magazine Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have been seeing a bunch of sites posting paparazzi pics of Madison Beer. Since I am desensitized to bikini pics, and since I see hot girls in bikinis pretty much all the fucking time, mostly no names and fame whores, I just blew it off, but after the fifth or sixth time seeing her in her bikini over the holidays, I realized, shit those are some tits, so I decided to look into who she was….and it turns out she was born in March 1999. I remember December 1999…it was Y2K…I was 29 years old.. Luckily, I am used to fucking with younger girls, not this young, my cut off is 19, because younger girls are just not old, bitter, angry, sloppy, seen better days girls, they are instead built differently thanks to the hormones in the food, they talk smarter thanks to growing up on the internet with access to information, they don’t do romance, or love, or seduction…but they do fuck, I mean…they grew up on porn…making them interesting, complex, and fun to fuck from TINDER… That said, the lesson of 2016, that I’ve learned is that in two or three years, ….I will have sex with someone born in the 2000s.. that’s a crazy concept, like the people of the 80s imagining flying cars in 2015…..never did I think, that 1999 New Years Day that “a girl I will fuck in 18 years will be born this year”… Not that it matters, what matters is that Madison Beer exists, mainly because Bieber posted one of her videos on his social media..and boom…a career at 16….because Biber likes them at 16…and so does James Franco..not that it matters, what maters is that this girl’s body is absurd…criminal…literally…and thanks to Kate Upton, and the lessons she has taught us, we can hope…she doesn’t grow into her what look lik emassive boobs…but could be Victoria’s Secret Boobs…which they probably are, but either way, 16 isn’t what it used to be….and this weird child love for the paparazzi should be illegal.. The post Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for the People of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Rosie Huntington-Whitely with her man, Jason the Action Star, who we can assume cheats on her, snce no one is loyal, especially not balding actors on testosterone therapy to stay as manly as possible into their 40s, it’s good for business….but that she probably doesn’t care about either way, no one is sexually loyal to anyone anymore, even average people, all thanks to the internet, which has done a lot for the advancement of finding pussy that isn’t your wife or girlfriend to fuck… I have been a Rosie Huntington-Whitely fan for a long time, I don’t think she’s looking as good as she’s looked in the past, but she still seems to have that superiority complex, that would be the kind of attitude that lays there while you fuck her, in a “you’re so lucky to be fucking me, so I’m not going to do anything for you, no riding you, no sucking your dick, no eating you ass, I’ll just lay her until you make me cum”…cunty vibe and I am all about girls who hate me, or who I am dating who hate me, or who I am fucking who hate me, or are bitches to me, there’s just nothing that turns me on more than a girl banging me and hating me while they do it, because they know I am disgusting and they are too good for me…and I guess this is the famous model version of that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE As a Sidenote, she’s in Glamour UK February and here’s a glimpse…could be a good shoot… The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for the People of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey’s HUGE Talents Are Worth Writing About

Posted on February 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not that often that we get a Mariah Carey sighting here on HollywoodTuna, mostly because I’m not a mean person, and I want you guys to be able to keep your lunch down. But every once in a while, Mariah busts out her massive cleavage, and massive cleavage is always worth sharing, no matter who it’s attached to. So here’s Mariah looking as good as we’ve seen her in years at the BET Honors awards. So enjoy, because this is one mighty impressive performance. Encore! Photos: WENN.com

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Cheryl Tweedy’s Cleavage For Charity

Posted on December 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As my original future ex-wife, Cheryl Tweedy will always hold a special place in my heart and my sweatpants, even though we never actually got to consummate our fake Internet relationship, and I always ended up having to do it by myself. Anyway, here’s Cheryl looking as good as ever attending the ICAP Charity Day in London. And if she’s still in a giving mood, I know a certain underprivileged blogger who could use some relief from her. As I mentioned earlier, it’s been building up for years. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Kimberley Garner Busts Out The Little Chesticles

Posted on December 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s my favorite Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner at a party for Now Magazine looking as good as ever stuffed into a nice tight dress. Now I know that Kimberley doesn’t have quite as much to stuff as some of the other hot British nobodies out there, but who cares? She’s still smoking hot, and I’m still looking to finally consummate our Twitter relationship, so can somebody please tell Kimberley about all the nice things I’ve been saying about her? I don’t think she’s been listening to me lately. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Holly Peers’ Sexy Lingerie Spread!

Posted on October 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Once again, Nuts knows exactly what I want out of a photoshoot: no complicated themes, no dumb props, just an awesomely busty British hottie in lingerie. So here’s Holly Peers looking as good as ever in the magazine’s latest issue. And for all the elaborate photoshoots we get on this site, sometimes it’s nice to just focus on what really matters for once: Holly’s giant funbags. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos

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Blockbuster Boobs: Celebrity Nudity on DVD and Blu-ray 6.11.13 [PICS]

Posted on June 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) is out on Blu-ray, but if you want to spank your flying monkey the best you’ll see is Mila Kunis cleavage. Another big budget blockbuster, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), is a little more generous with the magical mams from slinky blonde Pihla Viitala . Enter the Dragon (1973) gets a 40-year anniversary re-release and Ahna Capri ’s colossal cans are looking as good as ever! Finally the Netflix original series House of Cards is out on DVD with the nude debut of Kristen Connolly , who you may remember as the virgin archetype from the summer hit The Cabin in the Woods (2012)! See pics after the jump!

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Vanessa Hudgens’ Sweet Booty Profile

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Good news everybody: either Vanessa Hudgens is back working out again or the paparazzi have finally found her new gym , but it’s been way too long since we’ve seen that booty of hers in leggings. And I’m pleased to report that it’s looking as good as ever. For some reason though, Vanessa still seems to think that holding handfuls of crap in front of her face is somehow going to stop the paps from taking pictures, but I’m just glad she didn’t block our view of her lower half instead. That would’ve really ruined things. Related Articles: Vanessa Hudgens’ Got Little Cleavage Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape? Vanessa Hudgens In A See Through Top Vanessa Hudgens Is A Sexy Beast Photos:  FameFlynet

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Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t seen Lauren Stoner in over a year, but luckily her bikini booty is still looking as good as ever. I still don’t know who she is, or what she does, or whether she’s even famous though, so I figured I’d look it up. And apparently she’s Kim Kardashian ‘s protegee. I should’ve guessed from the fact that I only seem to see her looking hot at the beach. The student’s become the teacher. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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