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Top 5 Sweet Seats of 2013

Even if you’re not an ass man, you’ll have to admit, 2013 was a great year for the rear. With babes like Ellen Hollman , Elizabeth Masucci , Emily Ratajkowski , Catalina Rodriguez , and Pihla Viitala baring their breathtaking butts, there’s enough tush to spark a carnal moment of self-reflection.

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Top 5 Sweet Seats of 2013

Blockbuster Boobs: Celebrity Nudity on DVD and Blu-ray 6.11.13 [PICS]

Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) is out on Blu-ray, but if you want to spank your flying monkey the best you’ll see is Mila Kunis cleavage. Another big budget blockbuster, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), is a little more generous with the magical mams from slinky blonde Pihla Viitala . Enter the Dragon (1973) gets a 40-year anniversary re-release and Ahna Capri ’s colossal cans are looking as good as ever! Finally the Netflix original series House of Cards is out on DVD with the nude debut of Kristen Connolly , who you may remember as the virgin archetype from the summer hit The Cabin in the Woods (2012)! See pics after the jump!

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Hollywood Ink: Christina Hendricks Gets Put in Drive

Also in this morning’s Hollywood Ink: Danny McBride and Aziz Ansari to battle an Olympic-Size A**hole … Keanu Reeves starts a Generation … Harry Potter finds some help for The Woman in Black … and more ahead.

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TV Bites: How I Met Jennifer Morrison?

Also in this morning’s TV Bites: You will never get away from Jersey Shore … Hal Holbrook becomes The Event … a Lost alum lands on NCIS … and more ahead.

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Unmaking the Sausage: Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters is Supposed to Be a Joke, Right?

Haha, Hollywood… you guys . Always with the fake-franchise speculation, hype and innuendo, the inflation of a screenwriter’s pitch to a full-blown screenplay, the complete and total fabrication of cast and director negotiations, attachments and commitments… too funny. Especially Paramount’s Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters , starring Jeremy Renner and Noomi Rapace and co-produced by Adam McKay. Hilarious. Wait, what?

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Unmaking the Sausage: Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters is Supposed to Be a Joke, Right?

TV Bites: Mentally Prepare Yourself For the Undercover Karaoke Reality Series

Also in this morning’s TV Bites: Sean Combs’ ex-employee gets a reality show… the Family Guy “abortion episode” comes out of hiding… and Donald Trump fires his latest Celebrity Apprentice conquest.

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Your Turn: Summarize Michael Bay’s 3D Hansel and Gretel in 10 Words or Less

A lot of Web commentators will no doubt spin entire hypothetical stories, subplots and other random determinations from Monday night’s press release confirming Hansel and Gretel , a 3D adaptation of the Grimms’ forest-bound fairy tale to be co-produced by Michael Bay. But I think this calls for a more enlightening, interactive approach. In other words: You tell everyone else what to expect — and do it in 10 words or less.

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Step Inside The Frightening, Surprisingly Punny World Of Tim Burton

This fall, MoMA is inviting art lovers to consider the work of the contemporary mixed-media artist who brought us PeeWee’s Big Adventure , and the sight of an entire dinner party singing Harry Belafonte’s Banana Boat song : Tim Burton . If you’ve ever even been slightly curious about Tim Burton, that ultimate disconsolate son of suburbia who’s been inviting us into his gleefully bent movie worlds for 27 years now, rest assured your interest will be sated by the show dedicated to the director at the Museum of Modern Art . Opening on November 22nd, it is an almost ludicrously complete assemblage of Burtoniana

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