I have been seeing a bunch of sites posting paparazzi pics of Madison Beer. Since I am desensitized to bikini pics, and since I see hot girls in bikinis pretty much all the fucking time, mostly no names and fame whores, I just blew it off, but after the fifth or sixth time seeing her in her bikini over the holidays, I realized, shit those are some tits, so I decided to look into who she was….and it turns out she was born in March 1999. I remember December 1999…it was Y2K…I was 29 years old.. Luckily, I am used to fucking with younger girls, not this young, my cut off is 19, because younger girls are just not old, bitter, angry, sloppy, seen better days girls, they are instead built differently thanks to the hormones in the food, they talk smarter thanks to growing up on the internet with access to information, they don’t do romance, or love, or seduction…but they do fuck, I mean…they grew up on porn…making them interesting, complex, and fun to fuck from TINDER… That said, the lesson of 2016, that I’ve learned is that in two or three years, ….I will have sex with someone born in the 2000s.. that’s a crazy concept, like the people of the 80s imagining flying cars in 2015…..never did I think, that 1999 New Years Day that “a girl I will fuck in 18 years will be born this year”… Not that it matters, what matters is that Madison Beer exists, mainly because Bieber posted one of her videos on his social media..and boom…a career at 16….because Biber likes them at 16…and so does James Franco..not that it matters, what maters is that this girl’s body is absurd…criminal…literally…and thanks to Kate Upton, and the lessons she has taught us, we can hope…she doesn’t grow into her what look lik emassive boobs…but could be Victoria’s Secret Boobs…which they probably are, but either way, 16 isn’t what it used to be….and this weird child love for the paparazzi should be illegal.. The post Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day
