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Adriana Lima Thick for Cover Girl Magazine of the Day

Last week, I had an argument with a girl about Adriana Lima losing her edge by gaining a whole lot of other things, like her barrel body…that isn’t really something you’d expect from a lingerie model, but definitely something you’d expect from a mom who keeps fit at the gym when her husband is at work making money to pay for her expensive life… I guess what I’m saying is that I am a firm believer in throwing in the towel, retiring, doing other things that involve being clothed, because younger girls…just look better than older women…in underwear…no matter how many millions of dollars are left on the contract, it’s not worth the humilation… I guess it’s possible these are just bad pics… The post Adriana Lima Thick for Cover Girl Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day

celeber.ru I am old…and I remember Cheryl Cole…and I guess she’s still around and doing things that only her audience would really grasp…a 2016 Calendar…seeing as the new generation, or really anyone under the age of 30 only knows Calendar to be the name of an app, and it lost the photoshoot integration that anyone over 30 will remember, because one of the shittiest most common gifts at a secret Santa was a fucking Calendar… Whether it was a Glamour model, a breed of dogs, or kittens, there was a fucking Calendar for it…whether it was self produced or done by Hallmark, there was a Calendar for it..but there’s no need for that anymore.. But I guess no one told this Girls Aloud, Soccer Wife, turned Soccer Divorcee and host of the X-Factor, who I think is still hot as fuck that…and I guess that’s a good thing, because seeing any hot girl pose for what looks like an instagram photoshoot is just a 3 on 10 in exciting…and 3 on 10 in exciting is better than 1 on 10 in exciting… This is cheesy as fuck, but I guess when I read it was a Calendar Shoot, I should have anticipated that…because in 2015 the idea of a Calendar is more of a joke than anything….so here it is… The post Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel in St Barts for the Final Holiday Push of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is still pretty hot…but I find her boring.. I just feel as though she could have done so much when she was at her prime, you know before turning 30. Seriously, she’s done nothing beyond her half nakedness at Victoria’s Secret…and really she’s not doing much beyond her half nakedness at Victoria’s Secret on this shoot in St Barts, or what I like to call the strategic last push before the holidays to get their models in the gossip magazines…. But then someone I met told me that he fucked her, while she was dating the homo she’s now engaged to, and I guess that made her moderately more interesting…sure the guy I was talking to was a crazy person…but for some reason I believed him…at least more than when a homeless guy told me about how he had a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and JFK…all while smelling like urine. SHe’s in a bikini…being fun…because she’s won at life – obviously.. She’s got an ass…like most people who aren’t amputees, hers is just better. The post Candice Swanepoel in St Barts for the Final Holiday Push of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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