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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Pictures

There were so many hotties at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Party last night that it’s hard to keep track of them all: Rachel Hunter, Petra Nemcova, Kate Bock, Genevieve Morton, Jess Gomes, Katherine Webb, Ariel Meredith, Chrissy Teigen, Dominique Piek, Tori Praver, Natasha Barnard, Rebecca Romijn, Ireland Baldwin, Heidi Klum, Kathy Ireland . Still, I can’t believe yours truly didn’t get an invite, especially considering all the press I give them. I guess I can’t be trusted around a bunch of hot models and an open bar, which makes sense. Hell, I can barely be trusted around this post and a Starbucks without getting kicked out for violating their no pants, no service policy. » view all 43 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Tori Praver Bikini Pictures

I’m pretty sure Tori Praver here is a former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, which explains why she looks so good in a bikini. There’s only one thing keeping these pictures from being perfect though, and no, it’s not me being in them, nobody wants that. It’s that somebody forgot to brush the sand off Tori’s booty, and it’s obscuring the view. I thought they had people whose job it was to take care of things like that. But if not, I’d be happy to volunteer next time. My expert methods don’t involve using my hands, but trust me, they get results. » view all 34 photos

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Tori Praver Half Naked for Nordstrom of the Day

Tori Praver is some body painted SI model who was born in 1986….and was in SI Swimsuit from 2007 – 2009….and who is now the half naked body for Nordstrom…I’m running off no sleep the past week…so that’s really all I have to say about that…I mean other than the obvious I want to get her pregnant with my tongue….bullshit…that I know you all are feeling too….I blame her young fresh look I’m not used to…see the women I currently try to get pregnant with my tongue have pussies that taste of asshole and look like a pile of rotting meat….

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Tori Praver Half Naked for Nordstrom of the Day