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Ashley Greene Is Really Hot But…

I’m not into fashion, unless you consider wearing the same boxer shorts for about two weeks fashionable, but I know that this crap that Ashley Greene is wearing is pretty damn retarded looking. Tease her hair up into a hairsprayed ball and she’d look like a newslady from the eighties. That’s the bad news, the good news is that she’s so damn hot that it doesn’t really matter. Not to mention the fact that she’s wearing some tight ass jeans and heels that’s making my pants even tighter.

Scarlett Johansson’s Mangos Are Ripe

I don’t know what Mango is, but I’m glad that Scarlett Johansson decided to put on some sexy outfits and show off her own nicely ripened mangos. Obviously these are for some sort of lame clothing line, almost as lame as that mango joke, but she’s a hot piece of ass and I like the way she looks all dressed up. I would have preferred to see her without the clothes, but I guess that would defeat the purpose of the ads. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Gone!

What the hell is going on here? Scarlett Johansson’s tig ol’ bitties seem to have completely disappeared. Someone notify the authorities because this isn’t cool. I loved those thing and Scarlett just isn’t the same without them, especially if she’s going to wear old women evening gowns like this crap. I looks like she won some sort of award, I can guarantee that it’s not for ‘Actress With The Biggest Boobs’ . I can’t wait to a pictures of Scarlett’s former big boobs on my milk carton. more pictures of Scarlett Johansson here

Scarlett Johansson’s Hotness Is Lagging Behind

I don’t know if it’s just me, if I’m getting pickier as I get older or if other celebrity chicks are just getting hotter, but Scarlett Johansson doesn’t seem to be keeping up when it comes to hotness. She’s all aver the place. One minute she’s hot as hell , the next she’s mediocre at best . Here she is at some event the other day looking like, well looking like she should be teaching a class of six graders how to play the recorder. Actually, my sixth grade music teacher was pretty hot, she reminded me of Mindy from Mork & Mindy . I miss her. more pictures of Scarlett Johansson here

Scarlett Johansson Is Making Me Uncomfortable

I’m not sure I like these pictures of Scarlett Johansson in her new ads for Mango , they kinda remind me of something you’d see on the news in a report on pedophiles in the 80’s, but without her face being all blurred. I feel uneasy posting them. I know she’s like thirty, I really have no idea how old she is, but I still feel like the FBI is going to knock down the door to my mother’s basement for this. Enjoy them while you can.

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hot Chicks Bikini Oil Wrestling

Do you really need me to explain why this video of two hot chicks wrestling in baby oil is my AmaTuna moment of the day? I didn’t think so. *Submit sexy, funny, interesting videos here Hot Chicks Bikini Oil Wrestling Video More AmaTuna

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Annalynne McCord Bikini Picture From Shape Magazine

It’s Friday, I’m sleepy, more than a little hungover and my stomach feels like I’m about to give birth to a really strange looking baby, so I’m going to get straight to the point with this picture of AnnaLynne McCord’s tight little body in a bikini for Shape magazine. This thing should sober you up pretty quickly. I’m assuming it’s been photoshopped a little to make her look even hotter and I don’t care. The world should be photoshopped, maybe then I’d get laid more.

Scarlett Johansson Is Still Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Here’s Scarlett Johansson outside the Letterman studios looking well, pretty damn boring. She looks like a lady who should be working in the office steno pool in the fifties not a hot celebrity with secretly big boobies . Boring! Show us the damn boobs! Judging by the condition of that car behind her it looks like someone agrees with me so much he just couldn’t take it anymore. Personally I think smashing up an old Lincoln may be a little dramatic, shaking your fist in the air is a more appropriate reaction, but I like his passion.

Brittany Murphy Is Freaking Me Out

Here’s Brittany Murphy at the premiere of some movie called Across The Hall last night. I don’t know much about the movie, but I know that I would be a little concerned if this thing lived across the hall from me. She looks like an anorexic zombie , or at least one that doesn’t really like the taste of human brains very much.

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Scarlett Johansson Sure Knows How To Cover Up Her Boobs

We don’t see too much of Scarlett Johansson anymore, probably because she doesn’t do anything anymore and when she does she always seems to wear 1950’s secretary outfits . Here she is in Harper’s Bazaar Magazine looking as sexy as she possibly can in all that clothing. For a woman with big boobs, she sure knows how to cover them up

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