I wasn’t going to bother doing another post on Miley Cyrus, because ultimately, who really cares about her new music video, or her obvious publicity stunts, except maybe me, because seeing her pussy in tight little cotton panties all jacked up, while wearing a wife beater thanks to Terry Richardson being the 50 year old every 20 year old wants to get naked for because he can give them that edge they think they are looking for, even though he’s just a soft core pornographer, that tricked fashion….is amazing… I am a fan of her little body, her broken rich girl trying to make more money hustle, even if she looks like a bull dyke ready to lure me in with her cow-sized tongue, only to bite my dick off, because dykes hate dicks…and I hate dykes… That said…Moley Cyrus is onto something….something I want to fuck. But I get it, if I wasn’t such a pervert, I’d hate this bitch too.
The unfortunate thing about Miley Cyrus is that you know she’s full of shit. Meaning, that she’s a Disney rich kid who lives in her mansion with a staff of people who suck up to her consistently, making every move she made a calculated million dollar strategic move sent to her from management who are trying to figure out what is hot with the youth, and apparently, that’s midgets and twerking, short shorts and a tight little body… So I’m on the fence, part of me thinks she’s great, even hot, despite being a cunt I hate, while the logical side of me just knows she a brand, a business, like McDonalds, a puppet to the evil empire, but a puppet they are using well… I mean, to think she’s got a creative though or vision when everyone’s always done shit for her, would be ignorant, so why try…when you can just stare at her in little shorts…and I dig it…
2013 will be remembered as Jessica Alba ‘s hotness comeback year. Finally, she is done making babies and back to working that body at the beach and celebrity events. Here she is at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards busting out of a tight yellow dress. If Jessica keeps this up, she may become “Hollywood Tuna’s MILF of the Year”.
I went to two days of Exxotica , a 3 dayporn convention where pornstars and cam girls meet the fans and charge them money for autographs and conversation. Some of the girls hook on the side to supplement their income since porn isn’t as lucrative as it used to be. There was way more to my trip than my Farrah Coverage … I learned…. 1- Cam girls are the future of porn stars, they make more money, have more loyal fans, are less broken and trashy and do it all from the comfort of their home. They fuck if they want and they stay clothed if they want. It is a pretty good deal and I am now trying to recruit as many girls as I can for MYFREECAMS 2- Cam girls are like the annoying person at dinner addicted to their cell phone or internet connection, obsessed with their fans, always looking at a screen, but far less annoying, because they like being watched when they masturbate, and they are nicer to talk to than porn chicks who have egos, cuz cam girls are just everyday girls who figured out it’s better to get paid to masturbate than work at the mall. 3- Porn stars can be pretty rugged, beat up, and bratty cunts who think they are important cuz they fuck on camera for 1000 dollars a scene. They can be annoying to listen to talk because they are stupid as shit, but for the most part, even the horrible ones you know are insane, are great entertainment and that’s why we were there. I got there pretty much when it started because I had nothing better to do and Exxxotica was the only reason we were in Fort Lauderdale so why the fuck not. In the first 5 minutes there was a stripper behind chains, a fat ass, a Hugh Hefner lookalike every idiot in the place though was Hugh Hefner even though Hefner is dead…but not as dead as the girl who passed the fuck out. Click More To See my Coverage – WIth Pics and VINES – It’s a huge post – Get Started. All Old White People Look The Same… Lexi Belle and Teagan Pressly got their on time, because pictures had to be signed for 20 dollars a piece…that shit pays for a lot of Spray Tans… One Slutty girl and a bunch of dudes attended a seminar on breaking into the biz…I guess being uneducated and broken wasn’t one of the requirements. But I’ll bet more actual pornstars got into it cuz they are broken and not cuz they attended a seminar…. This Hitachi Magic Wand Salesman and his nurse who was pretty friendly and talking to everyone… To give random girls orgasms..for 2 days straight. I made love to some busy girls busty tits with my mind as she jiggled them for me…in the background is one of Tiger Woods’ hooker, but when next to tits like this, she doesn’t exist… This weekend – I became a huge Evan Stone fan, from his comedy to his dance routines – he’s more than just an aging pornstar holding on…he’s a living legend who still lures in the broken 18 year olds to fuck. He didn’t just dance once… He danced twice…. I learned that not all fetishes are created equally…. There were swingers… Masturbators who didn’t want my help… Fat girls lick ANYTHING when they are hungry And a whole lot of fans you’d expect to see there A pornstar was looking for male talent with the trusty post-it or lined legal paper…to match her 90 year old out of touch face Dudes who posed with thonged asses Dudes with hair they got in the 80s trailer park. Daisy Destin – Who I found Out Has Done Max Hardcore Porn…..even though she’s a cam model…what can’t this country girl do… Girls in Fishnet Who Should be in Whale net Old Menopausal Ladies getting erotic massages – That’s Someone’s grandmother people… Geat fashionable crowd. I felt like I was in Milan at Fashion week or some shit… Kristina Rose….a great 90s Dancing Indian…. An Angel Sent from heaven who walked in and out of my life…just like that… Utltimately, I came to Exxxotica for the birds. Was glad to meet all those I met….I would have stuck my tongue in more of them…but don’t need to be Michael Douglas-ed. Remember – IF I Don’t Cum…It Don’t Count and I will come…to the next Exxxotica or at leaf the one in New Jersey… Shout outs to my new best friends Raven Rockette , Sasha Pain , Savanna Steele and and Daisy Destin
So reinvented Miley Cyrus who is now Hip Hop Miley the new Miley Cyrus, is still a commercial pile of shit I want to have sex with cuz she has a night tight body. She’s hired some major Hip Hop Producer to do all her songs and now she sounds a little less country, a lot more Rihanna, still all candy coated shitty pop music I can’t jerk off to. But the good news is that she’s got a tight little body, we’re gonna be seeing a lot more of her. Hopefully in slutty fucking videos. You know just trying to keep up. She’s a LA kid without a clue as to what’s awesome or amazing…but she’s doing it in a crop top without a bra. I am still a fan, as long as she’s on mute. Here’s her new song…
I am a huge fan of Miley Cyrus. Not because I like rich, spoiled, entitled cunts with a team of people who cater to her every need and have since she was a kid. You know, so detached from our reality that her reality is just fucking irritating, especially when her uneducated, hick twang starts yapping for demands….or maybe that is what I like about her…I mean she is a package deal, a tight little package deal, on some recently single rebellion, filled with re-inventing herself as a hip hop star, rockin’ a tight little body…that people call be gay for loving, and if it is in fact gay, I’ll go out and get AIDS and my own float at Pride this year to celebrate just how amazing this Miley creature is….I like her….. This photoshoot is for her upcoming album. The topless pic may or may not be a fake. It isn’t the first of Miley’s nipples we’ve seen, so it could be legit, and really who cares if it isn’t, we can pretend and pretending is good enough for the internet….just ask any of the WOW / Second Life / Catfish freaks…
I am a huge fan of Miley Cyrus. Not because I like rich, spoiled, entitled cunts with a team of people who cater to her every need and have since she was a kid. You know, so detached from our reality that her reality is just fucking irritating, especially when her uneducated, hick twang starts yapping for demands….or maybe that is what I like about her…I mean she is a package deal, a tight little package deal, on some recently single rebellion, filled with re-inventing herself as a hip hop star, rockin’ a tight little body…that people call be gay for loving, and if it is in fact gay, I’ll go out and get AIDS and my own float at Pride this year to celebrate just how amazing this Miley creature is….I like her….. This photoshoot is for her upcoming album. The topless pic may or may not be a fake. It isn’t the first of Miley’s nipples we’ve seen, so it could be legit, and really who cares if it isn’t, we can pretend and pretending is good enough for the internet….just ask any of the WOW / Second Life / Catfish freaks…
I know it’s only April, but with all the awesome bikini pictures Jessica Alba ‘s been dropping the last couple days, she’s officially taken the early lead for the 2013 MILF of the Year. These new ones aren’t as good as the ones of Jessica doing her patented Bikini Ass Pose from over the weekend , but they’re still enough to put every other MILF out there on notice: it’s time to step up your game, ladies. » view all 19 photos Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Tramp Stamp And Ass Cleavage Jessica Alba’s Tight Little Body In A Hot Dress Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Prove That She Is The Hottest MILF Ever! Jessica Alba Hotness Tease Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
I know it’s only April, but with all the awesome bikini pictures Jessica Alba ‘s been dropping the last couple days, she’s officially taken the early lead for the 2013 MILF of the Year. These new ones aren’t as good as the ones of Jessica doing her patented Bikini Ass Pose from over the weekend , but they’re still enough to put every other MILF out there on notice: it’s time to step up your game, ladies. » view all 19 photos Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Tramp Stamp And Ass Cleavage Jessica Alba’s Tight Little Body In A Hot Dress Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Prove That She Is The Hottest MILF Ever! Jessica Alba Hotness Tease Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
I know I’ve been giving a lot of attention to other MILFs these days, especially new ones like Hilary Duff and Megan Fox . But that doesn’t mean we should forget about Jessica Alba . Any celebrity with a little cash and a personal trainer can get back into shape a couple months after popping out a kid, but it takes serious commitment to keep that body in MILF shape year after year like Jessica does. So let’s make sure we all sit back and appreciate her hard work. » view all 20 photos Related Articles: Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Tramp Stamp And Ass Cleavage Jessica Alba’s Tight Little Body In A Hot Dress Jessica Alba In All Her MILF Glory Jessica Alba Hotness Tease Photos: WENN.com
