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Holly Madison’s Hot Wholesome Cleavage

Here’s Playboy hottie Holly Madison doing something somewhere the other day, I don’t know what, but she’s brought along her nice Playboy boobies so who really cares. I don’t know why she’s dressed as a nineteen fifties housewife, but I kind of like it, she’s wholesome and trashy all in one. You don’t see that very often. I guess it doesn’t really matter what she’s wearing, with those big chesticles hanging out I’m hers forever.

Scarlett Johansson’s Sexy Bitchy Looks

Here’s Scarlett Johansson getting all sultry for a set of recent Mango ads. I’m not hating this, that’s probably because I like hot chicks with bitchy looks. But if I had to make a criticism, I would say a little less clothing and a little more boobing would be in order. We know those big chesticles are in there, let’s have a look at them. She kinda looks like a sexy secretary waiting for her boss to come in to discuss the possibility of a raise. And we all know how that’s going to turn out. I like it. I’m getting a raise of my own. Get it?

Lindsay Lohan Is Just A Tease

Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing her best to hide her see through top, but I know what’s under there, you can’t fool me princess. I know that there are some nice big chesticles in there waiting to be exposed and I’m willing to wait for the money shot… Alright, that’s long enough. Get on with the show. Anyhow, she looks hot even if she’s not showing any of the goods. She’s like one of those strippers who dance around for 5 minutes in a bikini until they take their top off right at the end of some cheesy song only to walk directly off the stage covering their boobs. Hot and annoying at the same time.