It’s kind of impressive how well Scarlett Johansson can cover up her rather plump breasts, impressive and really annoying that is. Here she is at some event the other night in a dress that would best be described by the sound of a baby vomiting. She looks like she could be working at a diner. That’s not true, the women at the diner show more tit than this, they live off their tips. Sure she’s pretty, and I know that somewhere under there are a great pair of tits, I just want to see them from time to time. Is that too much to ask?
