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Kate Beckinsale Pussy of the DAy

Posted on April 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Beckinsale posted a picture of her cat…as a “here’s my pussy joke”…that isn’t actually a joke, the cat is actually crawling out of her pussy, you can tell by her leg in the pic that it’s in her crotch, and that they are doing a fantasy birth…it keeps her entertained since Vampires never sleep and have a lot of time on their hands…because clearly – based on her sex appeal at 50 – she’s a vampire… RIGHT…right…RIGHT… If I had a dollar for every pussy pic that a girl sent that was actually a cat – I’d have enough money to pay for sex and not need pussy pics from typical, obvious, half retarded girls who make the same cliche jokes…fuckers. TO SEE Kate Beckinsale Legs in Fuck Me Boots CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale Pussy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne for Some Bullshit Because She’s Relevant of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cara Delevingne is very fucking relevant…so I figured I would take the same approach as the lazy creative director behind this campaign who was like “let’s just hire Cara Delevingne to be in this shoot, she’s relevant”…to which the clients who I am sure paid him a lot of money said “that’s a great concept, but what’s the story, what will she be doing”…to which the creative director said “let’s just take pics of Cara Delevingne, she’s relevant”…to which the client said “genius”… The fashion industry is an inflated scam, selling overpriced rags, using overpriced models to sell those rags, for people who are obviously insecure, empty, or who have too much money to buy into…because what else are they supposed to obsess with, or spend money on…right? These pictures are so fucking uneventful, but Cara Delevingne is in it, and she’s relevant…and that’s all that matters in this selfie generation bullshit world… The post Cara Delevingne for Some Bullshit Because She’s Relevant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katharine McPhee in a Wet T-Shirt for Scorpion of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katharine McPhee is on some show called Scorpion…I’ve never heard of it because I don’t watch TV, but I assume the episode of her in her wet t-shirt came out recently…because the pics are circulating….and people are excited to see her in a wet t-shirt…wet t-shirts are a fetish…even when the girl in the wet t-shirt is wearing a padded bra…in an era of no bras… I think the most exciting thing that came out of doing this post was this creepy fan video of Katharine McPhee and her costar on the show I’ve never heard of ….named Elyes Gabel who she’s apparently dating…that reminds me that the majority of the TV audience are half retarded idiots who want to believe what they are watching…and don’t take the time to realize that caring about this shit, or believe this shit…is more depressing than their already depressing existence… Here she is in the wet t-shirt…because American Idol dreams come true… The post Katharine McPhee in a Wet T-Shirt for Scorpion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli in Some Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Older…less relevant…nippleless…claim to fame that she was a Victoria’s Secret model a long time ago, back when Leonardo DiCaprio probably invested in the company, only to be the foundation of him dating all their new models…and the foundation for her Valtrex Prescription….Bar Refaeli…from the promised land, possibly the chosen one, at least her tits were for a minute and a half before moving back to Israel to be a famous party girl there and settle down outside of what we can only assume was an American life she hated….is in a magazine…and despite being older…less relevant…and nippleless…I’m still down to stare…for a minute or less, because that’s my attention span in this “what’s next”…generation of “Feed me more content…feed me more content…I am half retarded…”…world… The post Bar Refaeli in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Wintour Does Late Night Comedy of the Day

Posted on May 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Wintour is the powerhouse everyone hates at Vogue because she’s apparently a ruthless fashionista, you know like a an angry gay man who isn’t getting enough dick in his ass…in a Woman’s body… The kind of cunt who has no time for anyone’s bullshit, because the majority of people in the fashion industry are idiots who barely make money trying to be part of the “industry”…. You know people who suck up to her as her interns in the office are probably half retarded idiot hipsters who went to fashion school, who think they’ll be the next fashion icon, when she knows she’s the reason fashion labels succeed, or exist, because her magazine is the most influential….and when you make people billionaires…you need to have a bit of an attitude… Not that anyone cares about this, but I think it was well executed…and when things are well executed…even though I hate all things…I’ll post it…even when it doesn’t have tits… If you don’t like that – Here’s Anna Kendrick and her dumb mouth showing cleavage for some fashion brand’s digital webisode…because Youtube videos are the future… The post Anna Wintour Does Late Night Comedy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson in Short Shorts of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson is taking advantage of her serious weight loss that I assume was funded by Weight Watchers….and has become the face and body of her billion dollar clothing line…because I guess she can, but more importantly, like all fat chicks who have lost the weight and rediscovered their sex appeal, they want to get the word out there and have people jerk off to them like they were still in their 20s, because all the money in the world can’t buy that…but hours at the gym and not eating cake all day everyday can… All this to say, she looks amazing…photoshopped, old, half retarded hick with a homosexual father peddling bullshit cheap products to people who can’t even afford her discount prices or not…I’m into it…but that’s just because I am into everything, I am so open minded and welcoming as a person… The post Jessica Simpson in Short Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Bikini Picture of the Day

Posted on January 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The general public, although basic, half retarded and eager to consume even all the low quality content thrown their way, proven by what is “popular”…love to talk about Taylor Swift’s botched belly button, or possible muff gut, or scar from where she had her conjoined twin that gives her all her powers removed, now that she has all this fame and fortune and doesn’t need it anymore…they’ve broke free….because she always wears high waisted bathing suits….even when they are Two pieces… Well…today…or yesterday she was out with bitches in some band she probably owns and she posted a bikini picture…and not only does she have a belly button, no birth defect or scar, but he’s also got a pretty rockin’ body… So overrated shit that manipulated or not…she looks good in a bikini…and that’s more that we can say about most girls… No wonder all these famous dudes line up to run train on her…

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Kristen Stewart in the Grocery Store for Elle of the Day

Posted on August 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristen Stewart is in the Grocery Store looking stupid, boring, like a hack, untalented, half retarded, a product of incest who looks like she smells…but that Grocery store taps into my core…it’s the one place my wife lets me go because it comes with the hope of me bringing her back food…and the one place where single girls, married girls, just from the gym girls go to stock up…and it’s the easiest place to strike up conversation – but people are so scared of human interaction – they may confuse you for a rapist..and when they do – you can just eat your feelings…like the fat girl in aisle 2…looking at the cakes…

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Christina Milian is Trying on Bikinis for the Internet of the Day

Posted on June 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Milian is constantly posting pics of herself in a bikini on her social media, because she’s very busy at pool parties and in her bikini, despite being a mom and very important host on The Voice… I think when a girl starts posting bikini pic, on bikini pic, on bikini pic of herself, she’s clearly looking for positive male attention or affirmations that she’s ok… I guess she’s feeling insecure and ugly, or that she’s getting old and losing it along with the elasticity of her vagina thanks to baby making… Or maybe she thinks she looks great and wants to show the world that she still has it like it was the Dip It Low video, but ultimately, it’s at the point of a lot of bikini…even for someone who loves staring at girls in bikinis…not that I would ever discourage a girl from being in a bikini…but I will call her out for being desperate and luckily I love desperation…especially when coupled with my no standards, because that’s 90 percent of why I get laid…

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Throwback Thursday Cindy Crawford Naked in W Magazine of the DAy

Posted on June 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s Thursday, and along with my hatred of people wishing me a “Happy THursday”…I also hate seeing people’s archival footage of their shitty fucking lives on social media, with a little #TBT tag…it’s like I hardly give a fuck about you today, just keep posting butt shots, I don’t need to see you being cute on a Disney vacation with your shitty, chocolate smeared face, half retarded brother… But when Throwbacks involve tighter ass, nipples, ass, supermodels naked in bed just last year for a W Magazine Shoot they probably didn’t want to ever leak since there is nipple and she’s not retouched and looks her age…but still looks better than anything you’ve ever fucked…I totally support.. I am a hypocrite like that…here are the pics.

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