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Remember #TrafficBae? Her Bodybuilding Brother Is Out Here Melting Panties Too

#TrafficBae’s Bodybuilding Brother Earlier this week we posted pics of Demetria Obilor , the traffic reporter from Las Vegas. People couldn’t get enough of her. However, after scrolling through her Instagram people started to notice that she was also posting pics of some chiseled dude. That guy. He’s her brother, Uzoma Obilor. He’s 21 and chiseled from stone. And the ladies love him. Do you? Let’s see…

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Another One: Steve Harvey Explains Why He Went To Meet Tangerine-In-Chief Trump [Video]

Steve Harvey Takes A Meeting With President-Elect Donald Trump In NYC We get it. In 7 days, our President will no longer be black , he’ll be more of a burnt sienna. But after everything that’s been said and done it’s REALLY hard to watch black folks continue to meet with him and sing his praises… What do you think? Can Steve Harvey help lead a lost and inexperienced Ben Carson to the promised land where he actually understands black people? Peep Steve’s extended explanation on the flip side. Image via TMZ

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Natalie Portman in Shorts of the Day

I wonder how many obese nerds living in a shitty one bedroom apartment filled with Star Wars toys died jerking off to Natalie Portman’s paparazzi pics in shorts…because I know at least one did…because I know Natalie Portman should be referred to as Natalie Porn-For a man who really likes Star Wars due to his Aspergers…not to mention she’s a good little Israeli girl from the promised land who doesn’t look as good as most Israeli girls from the Promised land…you know not like that Chelsea Clinton Jewish face despite pretending to not be Jewish for her parents’ political career….that so many Jewish guys are forced to marry to keep the Jewish DNA in circulation – because having a non Jewish baby is very against everything they’ve been raised to believe… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Portman in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Portman in Shorts of the Day

I wonder how many obese nerds living in a shitty one bedroom apartment filled with Star Wars toys died jerking off to Natalie Portman’s paparazzi pics in shorts…because I know at least one did…because I know Natalie Portman should be referred to as Natalie Porn-For a man who really likes Star Wars due to his Aspergers…not to mention she’s a good little Israeli girl from the promised land who doesn’t look as good as most Israeli girls from the Promised land…you know not like that Chelsea Clinton Jewish face despite pretending to not be Jewish for her parents’ political career….that so many Jewish guys are forced to marry to keep the Jewish DNA in circulation – because having a non Jewish baby is very against everything they’ve been raised to believe… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Portman in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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TV Nudity Report: Submission, Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Ray Donovan, Day 5, and Orange is the New Black 6.20.16

Showtime’s kinkiest series continues delivering every week, while some treats await in returning favorites and some skinsational new series!… read more

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The Westworld Trailer Is Here!

It doesn’t feature the promised “genital-to-genital touching,” but then again, that’s not entirely legal on YouTube. … read more

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The Westworld Trailer Is Here!

It doesn’t feature the promised “genital-to-genital touching,” but then again, that’s not entirely legal on YouTube. … read more

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Bar Refaeli in Some Magazine of the Day

Older…less relevant…nippleless…claim to fame that she was a Victoria’s Secret model a long time ago, back when Leonardo DiCaprio probably invested in the company, only to be the foundation of him dating all their new models…and the foundation for her Valtrex Prescription….Bar Refaeli…from the promised land, possibly the chosen one, at least her tits were for a minute and a half before moving back to Israel to be a famous party girl there and settle down outside of what we can only assume was an American life she hated….is in a magazine…and despite being older…less relevant…and nippleless…I’m still down to stare…for a minute or less, because that’s my attention span in this “what’s next”…generation of “Feed me more content…feed me more content…I am half retarded…”…world… The post Bar Refaeli in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Best Picture You’ll Ever See of a Fit Jessica Simpson of the Day

When I think of all the things in the world I would like to see…an up short shot of mom of two or three Jessica Simpson, pushing 35, after gaining a losing a ton of weight, before having a baby shat out of her, and that was just from all the ribs she was eating, before saying “I’m a legit billionaire, I can afford a cook and trainer to follow me around all day, and I have a multi million dollar contract with weight watchers I would like to collect on, maybe I’ll stop being lazy for a fucking minute and get my shit together, it only takes 6 months to get fit if you try”….kinda thing… You see, that stretch mark filled mess…is not the promised land, it’s not the 90s anymore, if anything, it is a terrible fucking place that has seen terrible fucking things…but I’ll post this picture anyway, because virgin losers who read these sites are committed to specific girls, they are also in their 30s, cuz kids don’t need sites like this to find tits or ass…they just have to text the girls they know…and shit’s younger and fresher…new generation…

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Bar Refaeli Models Lingerie of the Day

I used to be into Bar Refaeli, partially cuz I have a jewish girl fetish, they have such good senses of humor…but mainly cuz of her tits….then I realized that with big tits, comes a relatively thick body, and despite her commercial/a-list penis insertion success, I felt…Israel had more to offer in terms of better pussy…this one just marketed herself right.,..but she can still take a good pic and most importantly she is from the promised land…possibly Christ’s incarnate, you know she walks the same streets as Jesus…making her the Christmas Light that will never burn out…even if it’s not as bright as it once was….

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