Female tennis is one of my favorite sports to watch, partially cuz it is a great sport that involves some exciting moments, but mainly cuz they are fit bitches, grunting like they are being fucked hard, while flashing their sweaty panty asses, often times with hard nipples. Not that that’s really a big deal, I have the ability to turn anything into a porno, even the most innocent of things, but female tennis, that shit makes it easy…here’s the proof…I am assuming this is from Wimbeldon, and pretty confident that wherever it is from, it is amazing…
Since 90 percent of my life is spent on the internet…and hating fat chicks…it is only natural that I get in fights with fat chicks on the regular because fat chicks, as proven from all their eating, have big fucking mouths….and last night, when mocking Adele, hoping the stage was reinforced, someone stepped up and said that she just had a kid, give her a break, as if she wasn’t a tank prior to the kid….to which my rebuttal was all the Victoria’s Secret models who get back in shape a month after they have kids, cuz they don’t let themselves go, and they put fucking work in…..and porky writes back “Victoria’s Secret Models aren’t real”….no bitch, they are real, they just aren’t lazy fucking pigs who blame their awesome model bodies for giving lazy fucking pigs negative body images, cuz instead of training and eating well, they’re at the fucking donut shop…. Now I can’t attest to their vaginas being real awesome after the babies….but I can say the rest of them is and sometimes that’s a decent trade off….
Lucy Collett is a UK titty model which explains two very important things…the first is why she is built like this and the second is why she’s posting her topless pics to Twitter….you see cuz once you put your tits out there once and shit becomes available on google, why the fuck enjoy the freedom of your sacrifice by being topless as often as you can, partially cuz that’s all people want out of you, but mainly because she put it out there, she took off the top and there’s really no point in ever putting it back on…this is some Braveheart “FREEDOM” shit….a revolutionary who didn’t really require much effort….and I’m not just saying that cuz her stomach isn’t toned…I’m saying it cuz this is the easy way out and all girls need to follow her lead….cuz I wanna see all your titties…
LEA MICHELE ONLY LOOKS GOOD IN A BIKINI WHEN PIXELATED LIKE SCRAMBLED PORN In Glee news….The dude who they have starring as the main character who is supposed to be some chick, who isn’t hot, so the freaks who watch the shit can relate to her…is dating the other dude on the show…who I assume is Gay, Black and in a Wheel Chair…because that’s just the kind of casting they do….because dude probably fucked her one boring day on set…and now is trapped…and figures it is good for the show for him to keep the love affair going…even though he’s famous and could be fucking anyone he wants…. Well…they are on vacation together, she is in her bikini and she looks like some planet of the apes shit…and you probably really like that in your trannies….because like the guy on my facebook obsessed with trannies…tranny lovers are pretty accepting of anything with dick and tits…there’s a whole lot of grey area… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…but the only meat sandwich I want when looking at her is hiding in her panties…panties she’s shwoing off her amazing body in for some magazine photoshoot that excites me…partially cuz I am easily excitable…but mainly cuz she’s fucking amazing to look at….more girls need to be her…stupid names don’t matter when you’re built like this…seriously…her name could be PILE OF SHIT…and I’d still want to jump in….
First off Candace Bailey doesn’t fucking matter, she’s just an extra in all Sara Jean Underwood pics, whether you like her or not…she’s married to the show’s creator and co-host and that in and of itself makes her absolutely uninteresting – mainly cuz the show is uninteresting… Second off Sara Jean Underwood has done playboy, I’ve seen her pussy, and this happens to the the internet where I can google those pics, meaning anything she does from that point on clothed, no matter how much mainstream success she gets, will always remain half assed to what actual matters – and that’s seeing her naked….and she knows I am right, otherwise she wouldn’t pose like a hooker or have implants.. That said, when they rub up on each other for attention, they are still hot and that’s why I’m posting this nonsense… Trust me when I say…it’s got nothing to do with Christmas Miracles…
Micaela Schaefer is some 45 year old German attention whore who pretends she’s a model, but who really is just someone in the scene enough to get invited to red carpet events the paparazzi are at, where she always where’s ridiculous half naked outfits…. That said, I think she’s really captured the essence of the Christmas spirit in these pics….I mean when I think of Christmas…this is the vision I see….and if this doesn’t scream Christmas to you…you’re twisted…I mean shit…she’s got a Santa hat on and everything…she must be the real St Nick….
I used to be into Bar Refaeli, partially cuz I have a jewish girl fetish, they have such good senses of humor…but mainly cuz of her tits….then I realized that with big tits, comes a relatively thick body, and despite her commercial/a-list penis insertion success, I felt…Israel had more to offer in terms of better pussy…this one just marketed herself right.,..but she can still take a good pic and most importantly she is from the promised land…possibly Christ’s incarnate, you know she walks the same streets as Jesus…making her the Christmas Light that will never burn out…even if it’s not as bright as it once was….
I can’t stand Olivia Wilde…partially cuz I don’t know who she is or what she has been in, but mainly because I hate stage names….I get it…her real last name is COCKBURN and that shit doesn’t really scream sexy, sex object I want to have unprotected sex with….if anything COCKBURN was probably responsible to a lot of ridicule and teasing when she was growing up…you know in the 80s when teasing was allowed and didn’t become lawsuits against the school, the bus company, all parties involved, etc….you know when teasing made people make moves…like changing their name before getting famous to something that isn’t COCKBURN…cuz the only time I like thinking about COCKBURN is after fucking the toaster, or when applying ointment to my wounds, and even then…I’m not really a fan… She’s on the beach, she’s uninteresting, she should be in a bikini, but I’m posting it anyway… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
