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Alessandra Ambrosio for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Since 90 percent of my life is spent on the internet…and hating fat chicks…it is only natural that I get in fights with fat chicks on the regular because fat chicks, as proven from all their eating, have big fucking mouths….and last night, when mocking Adele, hoping the stage was reinforced, someone stepped up and said that she just had a kid, give her a break, as if she wasn’t a tank prior to the kid….to which my rebuttal was all the Victoria’s Secret models who get back in shape a month after they have kids, cuz they don’t let themselves go, and they put fucking work in…..and porky writes back “Victoria’s Secret Models aren’t real”….no bitch, they are real, they just aren’t lazy fucking pigs who blame their awesome model bodies for giving lazy fucking pigs negative body images, cuz instead of training and eating well, they’re at the fucking donut shop…. Now I can’t attest to their vaginas being real awesome after the babies….but I can say the rest of them is and sometimes that’s a decent trade off….

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Lucy Collett Tits for Twitter of the Day

Lucy Collett is a UK titty model which explains two very important things…the first is why she is built like this and the second is why she’s posting her topless pics to Twitter….you see cuz once you put your tits out there once and shit becomes available on google, why the fuck enjoy the freedom of your sacrifice by being topless as often as you can, partially cuz that’s all people want out of you, but mainly because she put it out there, she took off the top and there’s really no point in ever putting it back on…this is some Braveheart “FREEDOM” shit….a revolutionary who didn’t really require much effort….and I’m not just saying that cuz her stomach isn’t toned…I’m saying it cuz this is the easy way out and all girls need to follow her lead….cuz I wanna see all your titties…

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Lucy Collett Tits for Twitter of the Day

Hayden Panettiere’s Sleepy Fake Tits for Twitter of the Day

Hayden Panettiere’s implants are really in fashion this season, they are all the rage, and remind the world of shitty tit women that 5,000 dollars can save them the awkwardness of undressing, because perfect, round, almost natural looking tits can balance out their otherwise broad shoulders and back…into making their midget size and shape…a little more lady like… I used to hate implants and still hate stupid huge implants but I fucking love saving shitty tits from a destiny of shitty tits….and I appreciate Hayden Panettiere exhausting herself promoting this movement and documenting it on twitter. She’s a hero….and I am not just saying that cuz her only acting job was on a show called heroes…I am saying it cuz her tits are telling me to….it is a super power.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Sleepy Fake Tits for Twitter of the Day

Amber Heard’s Lesbian of the Day

Lesbians suck on all levels…I mean other than cock…but on all levels other than cock…from their construction boots, to their ill fitting flannel….to their porn…to their vegan muffins….to the way they look and live and the things they do…from their knitting club called “Bitchin Stitchin”…to their craft corner sundays….to their potluck dinners…they are just all around fucking boring…and I’m not just saying that cuz lesbians hate me and I’m bitter that they don’t invite me to their lesbian events…I’m saying it cuz it’s fucking true… Here’s Amber Heard and her lesbian she’s using to get publicity like she was Lohan….in their lesbian car…with their lesbian hair…on their way home for lesbian sex…that isn’t a fetish….cuz lesbian sex has is anti climatic… Fucking lesbians….

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Nicki Minaj Big Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Here is the colored version of Lady Gaga and I am not just saying that cuz she’s black, I’m saying it cuz she’s a hot pink and purple ridiculously dressed clown….I guess she figures if the outrageous hustle worked for Gaga, it’ll work for her in her mainstream hip hop caerr, but I’m pretty sure all she really needs to keep the fame thing going is her nice big ass…. I hate this Halloween every day of the year cuz we’re “Artists” bullshit, but they’re the ones making millions and I’m the one the writing about it like it actually matters, which trust me, it doesn’t…. That’s enough of that.

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Nicki Minaj Big Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Nicki Minaj Big Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Here is the colored version of Lady Gaga and I am not just saying that cuz she’s black, I’m saying it cuz she’s a hot pink and purple ridiculously dressed clown….I guess she figures if the outrageous hustle worked for Gaga, it’ll work for her in her mainstream hip hop caerr, but I’m pretty sure all she really needs to keep the fame thing going is her nice big ass…. I hate this Halloween every day of the year cuz we’re “Artists” bullshit, but they’re the ones making millions and I’m the one the writing about it like it actually matters, which trust me, it doesn’t…. That’s enough of that.

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Rachel Heller Stolen Bikini Pictures of the Day

You probably don’t know Rachel Heller .

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Rachel Heller Stolen Bikini Pictures of the Day

Eliza Dushku Does Complex of the Day

So Eliza Dushku is dating a black dude and in efforts to fully submerge herself into the scene she’s turned to an urban magazine to get a photoshoot going, not that Rick Fox is all that black, I mean dude is pretty much Hollywood and when a dude goes Hollywood I don’t care how good they play ball, or what color they started out, they all kinda lose their flavor and become the same pile of shit of a person… I guess she didn’t realize that Complex is owned by a white dude and I’m sure a lot of their readers are suburban white kids who want to be as hood as they can, which I guess her pussy can relate to….a pussy that was a lot hotter than it is now, but she’s still good enough to look at. Either way, Complex is pretty much the only relevant magazine in stores, and I am not just saying that because I’m still riding on the time they featured me in the shit, I’m saying it cuz it’s true

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Eliza Dushku Does Complex of the Day