Everyone gets so excited about Bruce Jenner finally being sociably acceptable to fuck, you know it makes jerking off to his pretty face back when he was on the cereal box, far more justified…you weren’t a gay kid, you were just predicting a future woman… So why not get excited for Martha Hunt, one of the better, hotter, models fully clothed, dressed like a man, because who the fuck wants to see her naked and in a bikini…thanks Hugo Boss for this androgyny… The post Martha Hunt Dressed Like a Man Porn for Hugo Boss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what this is, but I know it makes me laugh, because babes in diapers is just a funny concept, especially knowing at least one person jerked off to it. For me, diapers are a sign of laziness, especially on an able bodied girl, while also a sign of disgusting, because I worked as an orderly in an old folks home who had to change diapers for around a week, before the staff realized that changing diapers, was in fact foreplay to me….not because of the shit, but because of the gaping vagina the patients were too weak and alzheimers to say no to…I figured no one believe them when they told on me…but that was before finding out it was on camera… I don’t know what I am talking about…but I do know diapers rub me the wrong way…and not the way they make you rub yourself the wrong way…but that’s what makes it the fetish of the Day…
I don’t know what this is, but I know it makes me laugh, because babes in diapers is just a funny concept, especially knowing at least one person jerked off to it. For me, diapers are a sign of laziness, especially on an able bodied girl, while also a sign of disgusting, because I worked as an orderly in an old folks home who had to change diapers for around a week, before the staff realized that changing diapers, was in fact foreplay to me….not because of the shit, but because of the gaping vagina the patients were too weak and alzheimers to say no to…I figured no one believe them when they told on me…but that was before finding out it was on camera… I don’t know what I am talking about…but I do know diapers rub me the wrong way…and not the way they make you rub yourself the wrong way…but that’s what makes it the fetish of the Day…
Hayden Panettiere’s implants are really in fashion this season, they are all the rage, and remind the world of shitty tit women that 5,000 dollars can save them the awkwardness of undressing, because perfect, round, almost natural looking tits can balance out their otherwise broad shoulders and back…into making their midget size and shape…a little more lady like… I used to hate implants and still hate stupid huge implants but I fucking love saving shitty tits from a destiny of shitty tits….and I appreciate Hayden Panettiere exhausting herself promoting this movement and documenting it on twitter. She’s a hero….and I am not just saying that cuz her only acting job was on a show called heroes…I am saying it cuz her tits are telling me to….it is a super power.
Sisters dressed the same like they were 5 may be appealing to some of you…but reminds me of little kids playing in the park at a birthday party….meaning it isn’t sexy…unless you factor in that they aren’t little kids…at least one of them isn’t a little kid…and the one who isn’t a little kid is trying to train and whore out the one who is a little kid….so that the one who isn’t a little kid is not the disgrace of the family for leaking nude pics to advance her career….but the one who is a little kid is for whatever whore moves she pulls to stand out from her family’s expectations…and the whole thing is confusing….unless you understand the dynamic of older whore sisters training younger sisters to be bigger whores than they are…you know cuz they paved the way for them….cuz I am pretty sure that’s what is going on here and the parents don’t care….cuz they are getting paid….. If this post made no sense…I just want you to know it makes perfect sense to me.
After finding out that staring at a girl’s tits is healthy , I figured I’d help you live longer by posting these pictures of Audrina Patridge….I am not sure if the study applies to fake tits, I just know it makes for a good excuse when busted checking out tit and if you’re wondering why I chose Audrina for this task, it is cuz her tits are all she’s fucking good for. Without them, she’s nothing, so whatever sugar daddy, or actual daddy who sorted her out with these implants is, she is forever indebted…cuz it landed her a role on a show and what might be her own show…unless of course these are just staged pics, trying to stay relevant. #losing. I will argue that staring at Audrina’s tits will kill you, because of the frustration that she’s more important than you in the eye of the world, when really she’s nothing by a fucking whore who belongs on a street corner. #losing. The anger she brings out in people, mainly me, can’t be good for me on any level, especailly when it is happening while she’s half naked…it just leaves me confused…. I was sure the cast of The Hills were going to kill themselves when the show ended…but they still live….#losing. Make them stop. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link
