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Liz Hurley Doesn’t Stop the Bikini of the Day

Liz Hurley is a pretty thisty attention seeking older lady – who like Pam Anderson probably really puts a lot of importance on her looks and doesn’t like to be reminded of how old and haggard she is – by being exposed to younger prettier girls – unless those girls can be sacrificed and their virgin (as if anyone is a virgin) blood drank in efforts to find a new aging remedy….you know this botox face injection shit can only go so far…eventually it will require some artist or 3D Animator used to making claymation to build them out…. Sugar babies of the 90s, turned people of their own, moms and money grubbing, bikini empires, and now bikini selfies…for social media because the body is there, hell she’d die before being fat sloppy pig…it just won’t happen..Liz Hurley won’t let it…. More women should be this vapid, vain and disciplined. The post Liz Hurley Doesn’t Stop the Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Topanga in a Bikini of the Day

Your inner 10 year old is probably really excited to see these Topanga in a bikini pics, because at 10, you didn’t know better and as the love interest on your favorite show, you had no choice but to want to lose your virginity to her, even if you always found her a little weird looking……and your inner 10 year old may be having a conflict with your current unrealistic expectations of the women you want to see in a bikinis thanks to the media who shoves fit babes down your throat all day…photoshopped to be better quality than this…except in Kate Upton’s case, where they just milk her for being fat…and people seem to love it… I have no real opinion of this, it’s a girl in a bikini the paparazzi are taking pics of, a bikini that should be a snowsuit, but I’ve got no standards and have been through way worse…that as easy as it is to tease her for this, it’s just as easy to stare and think “TITS”…which I guess is a more positive approach…I mean why hate Topanga…she’s not going out of her way to fame whore or annoy us and she hasn’t been on TV since the 90s…let her be at peace…even though I should hate her for telling me off on Twitter once… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE I prefer seeing her Party Slutting

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Hormones in the Food Have Got Kylie Jenner Too…of the Day

Here’s 12 year old Kylie Jenner in a bikini from 10 days ago…and it looks like that like so many other 12 year old…the hormones in the food, the estrogen in the water, the GMOed vegetables, and all the fast food…has got her too…that or her mom got her implants for attention…which is probably really what happened here…not that your pervert creeper ass cares…you just like staring… Now her only real flaw is that she’s a Kardashian….cuz titties can’t save a bitch from that…

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Chris Cornell’s Wife Topless on the Beach of the Day

Chris Cornell is some singer from some band you’re probably really into called Soundgarden cuz you are stuck in the 90s because that was the last time you got laid…you’ve fallen off pro, peaked in high school, and that’s ok, because so did this bitch, I mean seriously if I was in a shitty band, the topless bitch I was married to would not look like this pile of slippy shit….but i’ll still post the pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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The Least Compelling Victoria’s Secret Video of the Day

I think this video that was released yesterday as a sneak peak of the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Swim collection is pretty representative of just how little they care about their marketing, cuz they know shit sells itself, and they know the girls they kidnap and lock into a career long marriage, who they own and who they turn into celebrities like some kind of pimp if this was the 1800s and Victoria’s Secret was that the back room is a brothel…. Their caption was captivating… Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Lais Ribeiro, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton and Karlie Kloss tease the Victoria’s Secret’s Swim 2013 collection in this 15-second online-exclusive video. It’s like motherfuckers don’t even need to work anymore – all they need to say is hot bitches in Bikini – Go Look – Go Buy…. Pretty fucking crazy…but for some reason, a reason I call hot tits, hot bodies, brainwashing – I’m sucked into this 15 second shitty edit the CEO’s kid probably made for his 6th grade media class….but to me it is a masterpiece…

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Lea Michele’s Scary Bikini Pics of the Day

LEA MICHELE ONLY LOOKS GOOD IN A BIKINI WHEN PIXELATED LIKE SCRAMBLED PORN In Glee news….The dude who they have starring as the main character who is supposed to be some chick, who isn’t hot, so the freaks who watch the shit can relate to her…is dating the other dude on the show…who I assume is Gay, Black and in a Wheel Chair…because that’s just the kind of casting they do….because dude probably fucked her one boring day on set…and now is trapped…and figures it is good for the show for him to keep the love affair going…even though he’s famous and could be fucking anyone he wants…. Well…they are on vacation together, she is in her bikini and she looks like some planet of the apes shit…and you probably really like that in your trannies….because like the guy on my facebook obsessed with trannies…tranny lovers are pretty accepting of anything with dick and tits…there’s a whole lot of grey area… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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The Change-Up: ‘No Dumber Than a Movie About Talking Apes’

Judging from Twitter buzz, The Change-Up is either a really funny (and really dirty) R-rated comedy with marketing that does it a great disservice, or the terrible body swap disaster that the marketing points toward. Perhaps that’s why this new promotion for the Universal laugher gets right to the core of things: Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds are funny and handsome, and you probably really like them. Translation: let them sell the movie! And sell they do: “It’s no dumber than a movie about a bunch of talking apes.”

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Latest Pictures of Justin Bieber in Berlin

Justin Bieber exits the VIP Lounge of the Berlin Tegel Airport and keeps his head down as he makes his way to board a flight to Madrid. (Bauer Griffin) more pics

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Michelle Bombshell is Naked But Still Scares Me of the Day

I’ve been watching the Blind Side trailer for the last hour….I am getting a huge kick out of this whole thing…It seems like girls you meet at bars don’t really give a fuck about the humor in all this, they all sympathize with Sandra Bullock, like she represents them or something, while she’s just some pig celebrity who is probably really into herself, despite what bullshit her PR people tell her to say in interviews. Sure, it’s nice to believe she’s human and that this is the same situation as if it happened to the nice girl down the street or your sister, but it’s not…it’s all bullshit…really funny bullshit…especially since this Bombshell girl looks like someone insane, cuz anyone with a forehead tattoo and a swastika tattoo and White Power tattoos always look like they are one meth hit away from shooting the local park the black kids play at.. I do hate that this trash is getting famous and everyone is talking about her and her shitty face and body and wish it ended, but I guess molested girls withs serious baggage who were raised AMISH always have a place in my heart….because they are so fucking obvious…and try so fucking hard to fit…by going one step too far…proven by this piece of shit garbage…with shitty fake tits….

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Elle Macpherson and Her Retired Model Legs of the Day

It always impresses me when I see moms who look like Elle Macpherson, not that it happens ever, but it would impress me if I did, because moms just aren’t supposed to look worth fucking sober. I am sure her baby daddy feels pretty fucking lucky that the mother of his kids is this easy to look at, but then again, I am sure her baby daddy fucks a lot hotter younger pussy than her, as he is probably really fucking rich, cuz models don’t really have kids with people who aren’t really fucking rich, it’s against their rules…. All I do know is that Elle Macpherson is fucking up my theory that pussy dies at 30. I traditionally hate older bitches but because older bitches usually expire. THe let themselves sag, droop, eat whatever they fucking want, turn disgusting and feel entitled cuz they are busy raising kids…bullshit….sure, she doesn’t work, she has nannies, she has a trainer who she pays more than most executives make a year, and it’s her fucking livlihood to stay lookin’ this good, but I just wish more women had that same drive and treated lookin’ good like it was their job. It would make parent-teacher night I sometimes sneak into at the local elementary school lookin’ for eager, desperate single-moms willing to support me, a lot more fun. Pics via Bauer

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