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Michelle Suppa and Jennifer Nicole Lee in American Curves of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love fit girls…but I hate overly fit girls….but would probably take overly fit girls over fat girls….depite their enlarged clits….because fit girls are strong enough to bounce on cocks for 30-60 minutes thanks to all the power squats and cardio they do in the gym….but more importantly these fit girls always have fake tits….you just gotta see past the fucking faces that look like dudes…and embrace the sex drive the high testosterone gives them….because it is better than a pile of shit fat girl you have to do all the work on and she still has risk of stroke just laying there – it’s more disgusting than some mucles…..cuz sloth behavior and laziness and overeating on a woman is disgusting…. That said, Michelle Suppa and Jennifer Nicole Lee are two low as fuck level bitches who love attention and are clearly gym rats…and they are in a magazine called American Curves showing off muscle…

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Selena Gomez and Her Little Implants in Elle of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I do posts on Selena Gomez all the fucking time…partially cuz she’s built like a 12 year old even with her perky subtle and amazing fake tits….but mainly cuz she was a sex offender, assuming she banged Bieber, even up the ass with a strap-on while using her for marketing purposes…so she’d likely be freaky and into roll playing some babysitter, school teacher, camp councillor fetishes….something most girls love, but never want to play out, cuz they hate knowing or being reminded they were at their hottest when they were 16….something Selena Gomez and her Disney Hormone supressants they call “Project Peter Pan” doesn’t need to worry about cuz she’s only gonna look 16 in a few decades… She’s in Elle and she looks good.

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Calder Kusmierski Singer and/or Alexandra Marzella Nipples for i-D of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who either of these bitches are. I don’t know whose tits are being shown in i-D….I just know that it is a fashion mag, with lots of advertisers who pay lots of money to be in in, but who produce topless sleazy shoots and get away with it…cuz the models want the exposure to propel their careers….cuz titties for fashion are still titties to me and every one jerking off to them…but become a grey area of acceptable…so anything that advances the progress of tits works for me….boom.

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Irina Shayk Half Naked in an Interview of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want to start this post by saying…I don’t give a fuck about anything Irina Shayk has to say about anything…partially cuz she’s got a vagina…but more importantly cuz she’s just some groupie whore who managed to get into modeling that became pretty high profile….because she’ fucking incredible looking…but also cuz she was banging strategically….and locked the perfect high profile do…… I do give a fuck about watching her posing….all tanned and half naked…..and the accent isn’t so bad….but that’s cuz I am a Russina loving motherfucker….from sex trade….to communism…to olympic medals…and cold as ice emotionally….Goodtimes….

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Avengers XXX Exclusive Preview of the Day

Posted on April 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey Virgin Loser Nerds….here’s porno that is designed for you…even if not accurate to the Avengers you have on your bed sheets that prevent you from getting laid….it is Avengers XXX and it is put out by my friends a VIVID …more importantly this porn parody looks amazing! I know what you’re thinking, pornography is the devil’s work, at least according to a very drunk Christian man I met this past year in Las Vegas at the AVN awards, who happened to be in Vegas for unrelated business at the Gun show….He was the kind of guy who felt pornography tempted us to want to do bad things with other women, and that shit ruins families….I tried to explain to him that if he wasn’t a virgin when he got married, and if he wasn’t guilt stricken cuz he slept in the same bed as his wife before they were married, something he wished didn’t happen because it made his wife unpure, but knew God would forgive him for, and if he took his own advice that Jesus forgives all his followers, even murderers, he’d realize that fucking these temptations is fantastic, as long as you take a minute before you die, to beg for Jesus’s forgiveness…It works for me…cuz I’m not the weird oppressed angry drunk freak scared of getting boners….I’m the motherfucker with the boner looking for a place to stick it…. I figure if you’re on this site, you are a chronic masturbator, and this kinda thing nicely balances your porn addiction and your comic book addiction, two things that make your social awkwardness both possible and tolerable…. TO SEE THE NSFW VERSION FOLLOW THIS LINK

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/avengers_drunkenstepfather_pg13_h264.flv

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Elsa Hosk Titties in Some Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on April 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have posted ELSA HOSK TITTIES before….and I liked them… She’s a Swedish 23 year old who knows and understands the importance of showing her tits to the world in photos because it is better than working at Ikea…..or Volvo….or whatever the fuck else those meatball eating skinny Swedes do when not showing their tits to photographers to help advance their careers as models by being willing to do whatever it takes cuz so many other hot girls are willing to do whatever it takes….to get ahead and establish themselves int the world…. But I’m pretty sure whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it right, partially cuz I like looking at her naked, but also cuz she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and modeled for their catalog this past year, pretty much the holy grail of modeling these days cuz shit gets you famous….but not too famous to show her fucking tits….I’m loving these pics….

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Pink’s Milk Filled Tits of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t like Pink. I am actually surprised the birth was legit and not just her acting like she doesn’t have a cock cuz her husband’s shy about the whole likely a fag thing….but I love milk filled titts… Cuz MILK FILLED TITTIES are both nice to look at, play with and most importantly…they are delicious… Now, I’m not as weird as some of the fetish dudes I know, who seek out hookers who can lactate… I am however weird enough to get hard everytime I see a bitch breast feed in public…partially cuz I get to see tit in public, but more importantly cuz I get towonder what the sweet nectar their baby is sucking out of them… Maybe I’m just malnourished and like an African baby…my body knows I’m missing critical nutrients thanks to a french fry diet….and craves it in it’s purest form…. But I think it’s got more to do with being a pervert…who can’t get enough of the genius design of a tit… It’s one of those things that I’d want to be deserted on an island with….fun to play with, fun to look at, ever fun to jerk off to or on, all while having the capacity to feed you so you don’t starve to death… Here’s Pink….a name I think she chose cuz it means vagina…something she always wished she had….but this baby’s fucking up that theory…we’ll get to the bottom of this one day…

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Rebecca Romijn Stamos at some Event of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t know Rebecca Romijn Stamos was still alive..I just assumed she died giving childbirth and based on these pics she might as well has…ohhhhhh dis….. Emanuelle Chriqui was also at the event with a shirt that went up to her fucking chin…dressed like an orthodox, or an Amish, Mormon, religious weirdo….

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Cindy Taylor See Through Outfit of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of Cindy Taylor…But wikipedia has..She’s from Paraguay, but American. She’s a model. She hosted Wild On!. She was in Wedding Crashers….and now she’s on DrunkenStepfather in what may or may not be a see through…because I don’t consider shit see through just cuz I can see bra through it…cuz I know it’s just the fashions of these crazy slutty girls these days…I only consider it a see through if I see nipple when the camera flashes go off….I’m picky like that…

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Britney’s New Video of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Britney’s over-hyped, under medicated, totally contrived, bullshit contractual obligation just dropped her new video and everyone has probably lost their mind…partially cuz she’s Britney Spear….maybe cuz the gays have taken over the world and they love this bitch cuz she’s so fabulous, better than a threesome with Brad Pitt/Leonardo….and I just love her mom ass exposed in a leotard….So get your dancing shoes on and get down to the girl everyone’s used.

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