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El Grace Titties for Terry Richardson of the DAy

This is all I could find on El Grace: EL Grace is a up and coming artist who specializes in Free Form Music, Fashion Modeling, Abstract Photography and The gift of Living Lucidly. Currently Resides in NYC Translation: She is a hipster chick with a trust fund who hangs and fucks the right people, doesn’t have a real job, and dicks around all day doing nonsense that doesn’t matter, which thanks to the right friends, like Terry Richardson, will lead to a serious modeling contract, allowing her to take her nonsense to the next level, and share it with her gang of retard followers who buy into anything she says and does, because she’s got the stamp of approval in the fashion and art world…a world that is all a fucking lie…. But I’ll still stare at her tits….even if she’s not my type…cuz tits are fun to stare at when you’ve got nothing else to do. Even when they are shitty, uneven, on a busted up face that isn’t hot in anyway, and that looks like a teen runaway…because teen runaways, no matter what they look like, are lovely….or even a half retarded inbred kid on sedatives….either way…here are her tits…

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Audrina Patridge Bikinis at Trashy Casinos for Money of the Day

Audrina Patridge is still at it…take that haters who thought her stint on The Hills was all she was good for….you know those of us who thought she was just a half retarded chick with implants her dad bought her cuz he had no hope for her to achieve anything beyond stripping….well guess what…she’s booking really prestigious jobs…like running pool parties in her bikini at Foxwood’s Casino…rocking Indian reserves harder than a bootleg cigarette vendor shack…it’s the fucking Vegas of the the North East that trashy fat old couples go to cuz they can’t afford vegas….haters….you just have no idea what’s up…or what making career moves is all about….this is not prostituting yourself for a dollar…you’re just a bunch of haters…now look at her fake tits…they are all that matters. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Lopez Unfortunate Bikini Pics of the Day

I can see this being a good ass if you were in some famine stricken country and in need of reproducing…you know you’d choose this pig of a woman and her fat ass to keep your genetics alive another generation…you know because she won’t die and has the nutrients to feed her baby all stored in her fat ass. I was never a fan of Jennifer Lopez or her ass. I was never African enough, I just found it lazy and lacked personality….sure I love booty….just not this booty….especially not 50 after a bunch of twins…. She’s gross…..and in a bikini.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK BONUS (to some, horrible to others)- She was in another bikini/bathing suits for you die hard fans…click the pic to see her trying really fucking hard for the people and her tween boyfriend/sex object/male escort who should K-Fed her if she’s not menopausal…

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Miley Cyrus in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a dream. I mean other than the whole inbred, half retarded, uneducated, not all that hot, in love with her daddy, spoiled fucking brat who thinks she is more important and talented than she actually is..part……but she’s a dream none the less…thanks to fucking Disney Execs at a young age to be here today….but more importantly thanks to her young, fit, tight body she puts out there proper….sure it’s not a very good dream, wet dream, and it ends with me being sodomized like a pig in the barn, but a dream none the less… Here’s one pic she posted to twitter… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ali Larter Loving Her Mom TIts of the Day

Ali Larter had a kid and nobody cared cuz she’s only been on one movie…. Well maybe that’s not entirely true cuz I guess she’s a real person with a real family and has a real man who is really screwed cuz now his woman’s got a kid, the worst kind of STD, but I guess you can’t live your life in a negative place and sometimes you gotta look on the bright side, and in this case the bright side is her front side, cuz pregnancy has finally given her the tits she’s been waiting for since she was 12, sure it came with a price, like sacrificing her stomach and ass, but at least for now she’s like fucking a new chick to the baby daddy and that should keep him around a few more months…. Not that this matters in any way whatsoever…

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JWOWW has a Book Deal of the Day

It amazes me that someone who has probably never read a book, is now the author of a book. I am convinced that prior to this Jersey Shore bullshit, the only writing she did was on her BBM or her SMS text messages or maybe in Facebook chat or some shit….broken english…half retarded sounding in appreviations…and now she’s a fucking published author…I’d love to get some of the essays she submitted in community college when getting her hair colorist license…I am convinced it would be hysterical…but who am I to talk…I don’t have a bullshit publishing deal, I’ve never writen a book, I’m not a product of publishers struggling to stay relevant, handing out deals to any trash with traffic… It also amazes me how haggard JWOWW is…but not as much as the fact that I know she exists…before this site…these trolls would go along happily .

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Inguna Butane for Vogue Mexico of the Day

I’ve never heard of Inguna Butane, but since I’m into fashion photography for softcore pornography cuz real pornography bores me cuz the bitches are half retarded, barely attractive and the sex is always the same….sure I guess the fact that are willing to get fucked dirty on camera is alright…but I know people and the ones willing to do that for money are never top tier pussy…..but for some reason fashion pays better and for some reason just showing some tit, nipple or pussy in that context seems okay to these bitches….because it means advancing their career, or being in some magazine they always wished to get into…and that for some reason really works for me. It’s like they get naked cuz they don’t want to go against the photographer or the vision of the shoot, like they know they are getting paid to be there and do what they are told, like a hooker, without all the baggage, cuz really they are just under 30 year old hot girls who think they are contributing to their industry. I haven’t cracked the code behind this fashion model scam, but I know I like what’s going on. So here’s Inguna, a 24 year old who has walked the Victoria’s Secret show 3 times already, showing some tit for Vogue Mexico. Mexico hasn’t delivered anything this good, other than the day I was born. Right?

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Phoebe Price is an Animal of the Day

Phoebe Price is a beast….Look at her showing us her wild side in animal print while showing off her tits because she’s got nothing better to do with herself…it’s amazing what having no job but enough money to support your life in hollywood can do to a aging, half retarded woman…wathcing her in action just makes me want to sip southern comfort off her pussy under the willow tree down at her daddy’s plantation where I am a prized slave….I guess she brings out the inner animal in everyone when she takes the fucking lead.. Pics via Fame

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