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Eugenics Heidi Klum Butt Shot of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heidi Klum cock teases for this bullshit instagram pic that she posted of her tanning naked…with her ass exposed…because I guess she likes the attention she gets when people try to make sense of how good she looks…even though it’s clearly all based on her being from Nazi German stock…you know some Hitler creating a superior race, killing off all the uglies, leaving the good to breed things like this… I would be more interested in seeing her actual vagina, but I guess we should be thanking her for keeping it hidden..you know since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist in a S&M Sex Club high on Many Opiates could handle…she’s also had dozens of kids from that German S&M sex….making her the leader of a Beige Army and I’d think it is safe to say, that 50 year old Twat is not something you’d really want to explore…but then I realize we are pervert and into all vagina, even old vagina…because it is vagina, even if no Kegel is strong enough to tighting that slop hole up…. But Suggestive Pics…aren’t blown out battered womb pics…so we can be distracted by the smoke and mirrors… The post Eugenics Heidi Klum Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kylie Jenner Does Instagram of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner is interesting….she proves that if you have the right level of stage mother, you know who really understands the market, how to make money as “spokesmodels” or personalities, and who grasps the vain narcissistic world that we live in, or that that family in particular live in, she’ll totally sign off on your tanning sessions, your lip injections, your implants, I mean hell she would have done it sooner if she didn’t have to wait until 16 to do it. That’s not to say that the chubbier and “edgier” Jenner, or as I like to call them Kardashian’s Part 2, who are the mother’s second wind of talent to exploit for personal gain and a tap on the back, while the grand kids have time to hit 13 before it is their turn….has had word done…she just looks like she has…and if a porn looking, made-up like it was Halloween on a Tuesday lookin’ reality star spin off isn’t your thing, than you’re crazy…because Kyle Jenner is amazing.

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Tan Mom Gay Porn Debut: Actually a Thing, Sadly

Posted on October 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tanning Mom’s daughter might wish she left her in the tanning bed after this. Patricia Krentcil is back, and not in a way you’d expect or ever want to see. She’s making her porn debut in Lucas Entertainment’s “Kings Of New York 2.” This is, in case you couldn’t tell …  a gay porn movie. Obviously. The orange-skinned Tan Mom rose to notoriety last year when she faced charges for bringing her daughter into a tanning booth, thus earning her nickname. Though the child endangerment charges were eventually dropped, that didn’t stop her from becoming a cultural figure or inspiration for new laws . Children under the age of 17 are now barred from using tanning beds in New Jersey. That’s the good news. The bad? She is still around. Making porn. And Twerking . And stripping. And making terrible, terrible music . Marc MacNamara, director of the “Kings Of New York” series, previously offered this statement regarding Tanning Mom’s appearance in the flick: “We expected Patricia to need a bit of hand-holding, but when she showed up we found out we had to hold more than her hand to prop her seemingly inebriated body up.” Sounds about right. He continues: “She seemed to be having a great time , but it was a challenging day. In the end she delivered Tan Mom in all her glory and that’s what people are infatuated with.” That’s one word for it.

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Tanning Mom: CLEARED in Child Endangerment Case!

Posted on February 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tanning Mom is no longer on the hot seat … well, legally anyway. A grand jury declined to indict the New Jersey raisin for dragging her five-year-old daughter into a tanning bed last year, for which she was arrested. She became a national punch line, but Patricia Krentcil won’t be an inmate after the case against her never materialized into formal criminal charges. Children under age 14 are barred from using tanning salons, but Krentcil had denied bringing the kid into the physical tanning bed inside the place. A grand jury must have agreed. Tanning Mom claimed the burn marks on her little daughter’s legs came from the sun, which we assume did not appear to testify before the grand jury. The arrest generated publicity because of Krentcil’s extreme tan and professed love of tanning salons; Kristen Wiig did an unreal impression of her. According to CBS New York, Krentcil’s daughter was not taken away; she remained in her mother’s custody as the case proceeded through the grand jury. So anyway, Case closed. Tanning booth presumably open in N.J.

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Heidi Klum’s Shitty Topless Twitter Pic of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Boring! Heidi Klum cock teases for this bullshit instagram pic she posted of her tanning toples..only partial bikini model titout of her bikini…and I guess we should be thanking her for that…you know since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist could handle, resulting in dozens of kids I like to call the Beige Army, I think it is safe to say, that 40 year old Twat is not something you’d really want to explore, cuz no Kegel is strong enough to tighting that slop hole up, but like any girl posting suggestive pics to the internet, part me has got to endorse her efforts…..as much as I fear getting lost in her battered womb….

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Pasquale Rotella, Holly Madison Baby Daddy-To-Be, Indicted on Embezzlement and Bribery Charges

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pasquale Rotella, the man who got Holly Madison pregnant , is facing a laundry list of criminal charges that could land him behind bars for up to 13 years. The founder and CEO of Insomniac, a producer of electronic-music concerts, has been indicted for bribery, embezzlement, conspiracy and conflict of interest. He was one of six people charged in a corruption case stemming from $2.5M in alleged backroom deals surrounding raves at L.A.’s Memorial Coliseum. Rotella has maintained his innocence throughout a 13-month investigation. Back in April, his attorney said Rotella “has always acted lawfully and appropriately with respect to all dealings with the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.” He called the charges “completely baseless and flat-out wrong.” The attorney added that the charges are “politically motivated and publicity driven. Mr. Rotella will vigorously defend himself to clear his good name.” For the sake of Holly Madison and her baby, we hope that’s true. Rotella is out on bail and will back in court September 25 for a pre-trial conference.

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Tanning Mom: Kicked Out of Own Roast By Drag Queens

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil was removed from a roast in her honor Wednesday at a New York bar after she was so drunk she couldn’t stand up. The Nutley, N.J. native “showed up for the red carpet and fell over,” at Hell’s Kitchen’s XL Club, a witness said, according to the New York Post . The source added that at one point, the 44-year-old mother of five became so incoherent that she “got up and tried to attack [a] drag queen.” “We asked [ Patricia Krentcil ] what she wanted to drink and she slurred, ‘I didn’t put my kid in a tanning bed!’” a witness told the newspaper. The organizers described their contingency plan for Tanning Mom getting out of hand … and how it was put into effect within just a few minutes. “We came up with a code word earlier: It was ‘Christmas’ … After about five minutes, we were just screaming ‘Christmas,’ and security came and took her out.” If you missed it, Krentcil was arrested April 24 on a second-degree child endangerment charge when she allegedly took her six-year-old tanning. According to New Jersey law (but apparently not common sense to Tanning Mom), no one 13-years-old or younger is allowed to enter the booths. To see what she looked like before her bizarre obsession with trying to become the first-ever human raisin kicked in, check out Tanning Mom pale .

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Keeley Hazell in FHM JULY 2012 Outtakes of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Keeley Hazell is in FHM’s July 2012 issue like it was 2006, because that’s when she first hit the topless modeling scene….even though like all good girls she was ready to model topless at 16 because she knew she had rockin’ huge tits and a fit body and that that was her meal ticket…until 2009 when she decided to step back from modeling, because she thought she was more than just tits, only to return to modeling in July 2012, as FHM’s cover girl, cuz those 3 years of pursuing acting was a massive fucking fail…cuz when you got tits like this, it’s all that really matters about you…..it is your only skill set, work it… Here are some of the outtakes to celebrate her big titty return…

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Audrina Patridge Bikinis at Trashy Casinos for Money of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Audrina Patridge is still at it…take that haters who thought her stint on The Hills was all she was good for….you know those of us who thought she was just a half retarded chick with implants her dad bought her cuz he had no hope for her to achieve anything beyond stripping….well guess what…she’s booking really prestigious jobs…like running pool parties in her bikini at Foxwood’s Casino…rocking Indian reserves harder than a bootleg cigarette vendor shack…it’s the fucking Vegas of the the North East that trashy fat old couples go to cuz they can’t afford vegas….haters….you just have no idea what’s up…or what making career moves is all about….this is not prostituting yourself for a dollar…you’re just a bunch of haters…now look at her fake tits…they are all that matters. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria Silvstedt Suntans Like a Proper Whore of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria Silvstedt is a hooker…who I am sure prefers to be called a high class escort…because there’s a different between a hooker and a high class escort who lives a fancy and decadent life cuz her only client is a billionaire midget who finances her life of luxury….and all she has to do is stay fit…which she does a pretty good job of considering she’s pushing 40…. Now I can’t hate an opportunist slut who landed a married rich man and got him to hire her, because she was a Playboy model years ago, and really what else was she to do….sure it is trashy, but at least she’s being trashy on yachts and not in the back of a truck in a strip club parking lot… I can hate her for trying to sue me at least once for posting pics of her midget billionaire, cuz that’s just mean spirited when all I’m trying to do is give her some publicity….but showcasing her skills….where I’m from that usually warrants a percentage of her revenue…. Who cares, these are awesome pics of her tanning, and I generally don’t endorse half naked old ladies… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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