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Emily Ratajkowski Topless Mirror Selfie

I’m really surprised Emily Ratajkowski hasn’t found a billionaire husband. She has been doing this game long enough now, so I can only assume that girl is batsh%it crazy. Anyway, here she is doing the Instagram model topless selfie pose. Such a pro.          

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Miley Cyrus Turning me On With Instagram of the Day

I am not sure if this is Miley Cyrus, she’s gone blonde and is blocking out her inbred looking muppet head with a magazine, but in keeping up with my creeper status, I am pretty sure it is her, because she was wearing these shorts the other day , unless her friend and her would share short, as I’ve heard girls do with underwear and bikini bottoms for my masturbation pleasure and for their increased chances of a yeast infection, not that I actually care about Miley Cyrus’ shorts, I just saw the pics on the internet, and I’m not proud that I know these things instinctively, or that this is my life or that I waste my brain with it, because ultimately, I really don’t care, but it is what it is, and I’ll run with it…..like Miley ran with this vintage Dolly Parton Playboy rocking as awesome crotch shot next to Lil Kim slutting out poster….and it is fucking hot…reminding us that whether this is Miley or not, instagram is amazing…

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Keeley Hazell in FHM JULY 2012 Outtakes of the Day

Keeley Hazell is in FHM’s July 2012 issue like it was 2006, because that’s when she first hit the topless modeling scene….even though like all good girls she was ready to model topless at 16 because she knew she had rockin’ huge tits and a fit body and that that was her meal ticket…until 2009 when she decided to step back from modeling, because she thought she was more than just tits, only to return to modeling in July 2012, as FHM’s cover girl, cuz those 3 years of pursuing acting was a massive fucking fail…cuz when you got tits like this, it’s all that really matters about you…..it is your only skill set, work it… Here are some of the outtakes to celebrate her big titty return…

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Keeley Hazell in FHM JULY 2012 Outtakes of the Day