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Jennifer Lawrence Cannes Fashion: Three-in-One!

Does anything not look good on Jennifer Lawrence? The Hunger Games star made her Cannes Film Festival debut in Christian Dior (fitting, as she’s the face of Dior) with bright pumps at Catching Fire photo call. But she wasn’t done there. Just hours later, she rocked a black-and-white Dior gown, plus Jimmy Choo sandals and serious bling at the Jimmy P premiere. Finally, for a beach-side party at the Baoli Club celebrating her movie, J-Law made a quick change into a strapless white Dior dress with a striking silhouette. Which was her best look? Tell us in the comments!

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Jennifer Lawrence Cannes Fashion: Three-in-One!

Jennifer Lawrence Cannes Fashion: Three-in-One!

Does anything not look good on Jennifer Lawrence? The Hunger Games star made her Cannes Film Festival debut in Christian Dior (fitting, as she’s the face of Dior) with bright pumps at Catching Fire photo call. But she wasn’t done there. Just hours later, she rocked a black-and-white Dior gown, plus Jimmy Choo sandals and serious bling at the Jimmy P premiere. Finally, for a beach-side party at the Baoli Club celebrating her movie, J-Law made a quick change into a strapless white Dior dress with a striking silhouette. Which was her best look? Tell us in the comments!

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Jennifer Lawrence Cannes Fashion: Three-in-One!

Tanning Mom Music Video: It’s Tan Mom (and the Best/Worst Video Ever)!

You asked for it, and now you’ve got it. Okay, you didn’t ask for it, but Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil still released a music video for her debut single “It’s Tan Mom.” It is probably the worst video in the history of human civilization. Tanning Mom Music Video – It’s Tan Mom! For reasons unknown, Tan Mom decided to try her shriveled, brown hand at music, and “It’s Tan Mom” puts even Octomom , Kim K. and Farrah Abraham to shame. Yes, it really is that bad. We dare you to check it out above. If you couldn’t bring yourself to, she begins with the classic “It’s Tan Mom , B!TCH” a la Britney Spears … and it pretty much goes downhill from there. Or uphill, depending on your POV. Maybe she’s in on the joke? Eh, you know what, don’t even watch. It’s beyond terrible. By the end, Patty just plain gives up trying to sing along to the beat and just kinda hangs around. At least the Garden State hottie wears a bikini throughout. You can’t make up, or unsee this stuff. Sorry THGers.

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Tanning Mom Music Video: It’s Tan Mom (and the Best/Worst Video Ever)!

Tanning Mom Music Video: It’s Tan Mom (and the Best/Worst Video Ever)!

You asked for it, and now you’ve got it. Okay, you didn’t ask for it, but Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil still released a music video for her debut single “It’s Tan Mom.” It is probably the worst video in the history of human civilization. Tanning Mom Music Video – It’s Tan Mom! For reasons unknown, Tan Mom decided to try her shriveled, brown hand at music, and “It’s Tan Mom” puts even Octomom , Kim K. and Farrah Abraham to shame. Yes, it really is that bad. We dare you to check it out above. If you couldn’t bring yourself to, she begins with the classic “It’s Tan Mom , B!TCH” a la Britney Spears … and it pretty much goes downhill from there. Or uphill, depending on your POV. Maybe she’s in on the joke? Eh, you know what, don’t even watch. It’s beyond terrible. By the end, Patty just plain gives up trying to sing along to the beat and just kinda hangs around. At least the Garden State hottie wears a bikini throughout. You can’t make up, or unsee this stuff. Sorry THGers.

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Tanning Mom: CLEARED in Child Endangerment Case!

Tanning Mom is no longer on the hot seat … well, legally anyway. A grand jury declined to indict the New Jersey raisin for dragging her five-year-old daughter into a tanning bed last year, for which she was arrested. She became a national punch line, but Patricia Krentcil won’t be an inmate after the case against her never materialized into formal criminal charges. Children under age 14 are barred from using tanning salons, but Krentcil had denied bringing the kid into the physical tanning bed inside the place. A grand jury must have agreed. Tanning Mom claimed the burn marks on her little daughter’s legs came from the sun, which we assume did not appear to testify before the grand jury. The arrest generated publicity because of Krentcil’s extreme tan and professed love of tanning salons; Kristen Wiig did an unreal impression of her. According to CBS New York, Krentcil’s daughter was not taken away; she remained in her mother’s custody as the case proceeded through the grand jury. So anyway, Case closed. Tanning booth presumably open in N.J.

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Tanning Mom: PALE!!

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil no longer lives up to her nickname. The orange New Jersey parent arrested earlier this year for dragging her daughter into a tanning bed has scaled back on her “treatments” and is now pale! Check out this photo of her with a relatively normal skin tone: Tanning Mom is now pale as a ghost! Or at least a human being . The celebrity gossip magazine In Touch recently invited Krentcil, 44, to do a photo shoot, provided she lay off tanning for one whole month! It wasn’t easy, but needing fame/money for legal fees, she obliged. “I’ve had moments where I’ve felt like, ‘I need to be tan.’ I did all the spray tans and lotions and creams, too – anything to get dark,” she said. “Once a doctor even told me to stop tanning. But I didn’t listen to him. I wanted to be dark. I like looking like I just got back from vacation.” After she quit for a month? It’s like she’s a new person. “I feel weird and pale,” Patricia Krentcil said, adding that, in the future, despite how good she looks now, she will likely “squeeze a tan in here or there.” Here or there or 20 times a week … give or take. TM became a media “darling” after being charged with felony child endangerment (she pleaded not guilty ) for putting her 5-year-old in an artificial tanning booth, so it’s no surprise that old habits die hard. She says she was “born to be tan.” And/or possibly do time. We’ll see.

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Tanning Mom: PALE!!

Tanning Mom: PALE!!

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil no longer lives up to her nickname. The orange New Jersey parent arrested earlier this year for dragging her daughter into a tanning bed has scaled back on her “treatments” and is now pale! Check out this photo of her with a relatively normal skin tone: Tanning Mom is now pale as a ghost! Or at least a human being . The celebrity gossip magazine In Touch recently invited Krentcil, 44, to do a photo shoot, provided she lay off tanning for one whole month! It wasn’t easy, but needing fame/money for legal fees, she obliged. “I’ve had moments where I’ve felt like, ‘I need to be tan.’ I did all the spray tans and lotions and creams, too – anything to get dark,” she said. “Once a doctor even told me to stop tanning. But I didn’t listen to him. I wanted to be dark. I like looking like I just got back from vacation.” After she quit for a month? It’s like she’s a new person. “I feel weird and pale,” Patricia Krentcil said, adding that, in the future, despite how good she looks now, she will likely “squeeze a tan in here or there.” Here or there or 20 times a week … give or take. TM became a media “darling” after being charged with felony child endangerment (she pleaded not guilty ) for putting her 5-year-old in an artificial tanning booth, so it’s no surprise that old habits die hard. She says she was “born to be tan.” And/or possibly do time. We’ll see.

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Tanning Mom Is a Serious Turn On of the Day

This tanning bitch is porn to me….I don’t know why…maybe it is because I like clown looking bitches who put their daughter’s life in jeopardy all in the name of a good healthy complexion….one that makes a 30 year old look like a dried up leather boot….she’s just trying to instill important values into her girl…like that no one likes a pasty bitch…and really the tanning salon is to blame…becuase as far as I’m concerned, this dried up, leathery face, just looks experienced at well traveled…like she’s been lost at sea for a few months….an expert at a life we just don’t understand…and when looking at her and her white lipstick…I just can’t help but wonder what her pussy looks like…. Tanning mom is my new addiction. She needs her own reality show… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Russian Taxi Driver Tries, Fails to Free Car From Pothole

If you thought the potholes on your road were bad, maybe think twice before calling city hall. Chances are you have nothing on this Russian cabbie. In the local news segment below, the maligned taxi driver laments that his vehicle is stuck in what is obviously a rather large gouge in the road. One obscured, apparently, by water caused by a recent storm, poor drainage, or both. Don’t you hate when that happens and you can’t see how deep it is? Speaking of which, watch what happens when he tries to get it out. Just wait. Russian Taxi Driver

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Adam Yauch, Beastie Boys’ MCA, Dies at 47

The Beastie Boys’ MCA, real name Adam Yauch, has died. The hip hop pioneer was 47. In 2009, MCA announced he was being treated for cancer of the parotid gland and a lymph node. He underwent surgery and radiation therapy. It is unclear as of this posting whether Yauch’s death was related to cancer. MCA co-founded Beastie Boys in 1979 (yes, 1979) with Mike D, and Ad Rock, and went on to churn out some of the most iconic albums in hip-hop. They trio landed their big break after working with young producer Rick Rubin, who would sign them to his newly-formed Def Jam Recordings in 1984. License to Ill, Paul’s Boutique, Check Your Head and Ill Communication won the group multiple Grammys and a spot in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Yauch is survived by his wife and daughter. He will be missed by many. Russell Simmons’ site GlobalGrind (dot) com first reported his death. What are your favorite memories of Yauch, and of the Beastie Boys in general? Beastie Boys – Sure Shot

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