Alan “Pumpkinhead” Diaz Dead At 39 Another entertainer has suddenly passed away . Rapper Pumpkinhead was pronounced dead earlier today , due to reasons unknown at the moment. Via AllHipHop : Veteran rapper Pumpkinhead, nee Alan Diaz, has passed away suddenly from reasons unknown at press time. The Brooklyn rapper was a staple in the New York underground and emerged as a shining talent in the late 1990’s. He impressed audiences with appearances on Immortal Technique’s Revolutionary 1 and Revolutionary 2 albums, and also Jean Grae’s Bootleg Of A Bootleg EP. He released Orange Moon Over Brooklyn in 2005. Condolences have begun to spread over the internet and social media, as he was beloved by those that met him. Pumpkinhead was 39. Sad news. Prayers to the family.
Does anything not look good on Jennifer Lawrence? The Hunger Games star made her Cannes Film Festival debut in Christian Dior (fitting, as she’s the face of Dior) with bright pumps at Catching Fire photo call. But she wasn’t done there. Just hours later, she rocked a black-and-white Dior gown, plus Jimmy Choo sandals and serious bling at the Jimmy P premiere. Finally, for a beach-side party at the Baoli Club celebrating her movie, J-Law made a quick change into a strapless white Dior dress with a striking silhouette. Which was her best look? Tell us in the comments!
Does anything not look good on Jennifer Lawrence? The Hunger Games star made her Cannes Film Festival debut in Christian Dior (fitting, as she’s the face of Dior) with bright pumps at Catching Fire photo call. But she wasn’t done there. Just hours later, she rocked a black-and-white Dior gown, plus Jimmy Choo sandals and serious bling at the Jimmy P premiere. Finally, for a beach-side party at the Baoli Club celebrating her movie, J-Law made a quick change into a strapless white Dior dress with a striking silhouette. Which was her best look? Tell us in the comments!
You asked for it, and now you’ve got it. Okay, you didn’t ask for it, but Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil still released a music video for her debut single “It’s Tan Mom.” It is probably the worst video in the history of human civilization. Tanning Mom Music Video – It’s Tan Mom! For reasons unknown, Tan Mom decided to try her shriveled, brown hand at music, and “It’s Tan Mom” puts even Octomom , Kim K. and Farrah Abraham to shame. Yes, it really is that bad. We dare you to check it out above. If you couldn’t bring yourself to, she begins with the classic “It’s Tan Mom , B!TCH” a la Britney Spears … and it pretty much goes downhill from there. Or uphill, depending on your POV. Maybe she’s in on the joke? Eh, you know what, don’t even watch. It’s beyond terrible. By the end, Patty just plain gives up trying to sing along to the beat and just kinda hangs around. At least the Garden State hottie wears a bikini throughout. You can’t make up, or unsee this stuff. Sorry THGers.
You asked for it, and now you’ve got it. Okay, you didn’t ask for it, but Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil still released a music video for her debut single “It’s Tan Mom.” It is probably the worst video in the history of human civilization. Tanning Mom Music Video – It’s Tan Mom! For reasons unknown, Tan Mom decided to try her shriveled, brown hand at music, and “It’s Tan Mom” puts even Octomom , Kim K. and Farrah Abraham to shame. Yes, it really is that bad. We dare you to check it out above. If you couldn’t bring yourself to, she begins with the classic “It’s Tan Mom , B!TCH” a la Britney Spears … and it pretty much goes downhill from there. Or uphill, depending on your POV. Maybe she’s in on the joke? Eh, you know what, don’t even watch. It’s beyond terrible. By the end, Patty just plain gives up trying to sing along to the beat and just kinda hangs around. At least the Garden State hottie wears a bikini throughout. You can’t make up, or unsee this stuff. Sorry THGers.
Just call him The One Who Scratches. For reasons unknown and yet totally awesome, an Instagram user by the moniker “georgethekat” has dressed his feline up like Bryan Cranston’s iconic character on the AMC hit Breaking Bad . He’s got the lab equipment. He’s got the goatee. He’s got the glasses. Someone get this pet a pork pie hat and an egocentric attitude that will likely get him killed and he’ll be good to go!
At the 2012 MTV Movie Awards on Sunday evening, host Russell Brand kicked off the event with a zany monologue in which he mocked Justin Bieber, Charlie Sheen, Kim Kardashian, Michael Fassbender’s penis, Katy Perry and himself. After giving Bieber props for his alleged scuffle with a photographer, Brand said, “Justin Bieber is so pretty that even if he was attacking me, I’d do a little orgasm.” It only got zanier from there. Russell Brand MTV Movie Awards Monologue “The last time I hosted I did marry someone who was there, so I’m keeping my eyes open for a new wife tonight,” Brand said, before shouting, “Fassbender!” That would be Michael Fassbender, who was there to represent Prometheus . Brand also goofed on Charlie Sheen, who was there for reasons unknown, saying he’d stashed alcohol and some cocaine under the actor’s seat. You know, just in case. Perhaps most amusingly, Brand thanked Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for taking the pressure off of him – in terms of short-lived marriages and humiliating MTV award moments, respectively – and said he hopes they make a sex tape together. Hopefully Kanye learns from his predecessor and stays sober during it, though, because Ray J “just looked a little too pleased with himself” while nailing KK. Brand would also shot out “Twilight!” and “Hunger Games!” intermittently and for no apparent reason. What do you think of Russell’s monologue? Grade it below :
When U.S. Olympian Lolo Jones’ virginity became the subject of a recent story on HBO’s Real Sports , she was instantly linked to NFL star Tim Tebow. Not negatively, just because of the obvious. Both are high-profile, good-looking athletes who are in the minority in saving themselves for marriage. They should date, right? A lot of people think so … Amazingly, when Tebow entered the New York Jets locker room last week, several of his fellow players immediately started chanting, “Lo-lo! Lo-lo!” A dedicated Twitter user, Lolo Jones was among the many people who saw the New York Daily News’ report on this and responded immediately: Some memorable lyrics to that song: “I’ve been alone with you / Inside my mind / And in my dreams I’ve kissed your lips / A thousand times / I sometimes see you / Pass outside my door.” “Hello! Is it me you’re looking for?” Right?! The 29-year-old Lolo Jones, who is of mixed-racial descent, then followed up with a second Tweet about her fellow athletic virgin: Hmm. Well, there you go. If Tebow does in fact enjoy chocolate milk, perhaps a phone call after the summer Olympics is in order …
The naked man who sparked talk of a zombie apocalypse after eating another man’s face on Saturday has been identified as Rudy Eugene, age 31. Eugene, of North Miami Beach, was shot multiple times and killed following a grisly assault on the Downtown exit ramp of the MacArthur Causeway. The Miami Herald , whose own surveillance cameras caught the incident on tape, reports that Eugene had been arrested eight times since age 16. “I wouldn’t say he had [a] mental problem but he always felt like people was against him type of attitude,” his ex-wife Jenny Ductant told Local 10. “No one was for him, everyone was against him.” A neighbor said his former home was foreclosed on in 2011, and homeless people in the area said he was frequently spotted wandering around there. The identity of Eugene’s victim, believed to be a homeless man, has not been released. He survived having his face eaten but is in serious condition. An eyewitness riding his bike on the causeway said he flagged down a cop after coming across Eugene, stark naked, chewing another man’s face. Man Shot, Killed After Eating Another Man’s Face “The guy was tearing him to pieces, so I told him, ‘Get off!'” Larry Vega said. “The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin.” Vega said when the policeman yelled at Eugene to back away, he merely raised his head “with pieces of flesh in his mouth,” growled, and resumed chewing. The officer then shot Eugene once, but Eugene continued to attack the man’s face, prompting the officer to shoot again and again until he was dead. It has been reported, although unconfirmed, that Rudy Eugene was under the influence of cocaine and/or LSD at the time of the attack. That, or he was an actual zombie and the apocalypse is near.
If you were thinking that a reality TV mash-up of NBC’s Smash and Disney’s High School Musical would be great … you have odd, specific taste in entertainment. Dina Lohan apparently agrees with you, though. For reasons unknown, someone signed her to produce an unsold documentary series along those very lines. Lohan’s new project promises to chronicle the real-life journey of launching a Broadway musical from “page to stage,” as well as all the behind-the-scenes drama. “There is nothing more important to me than a parent standing behind their child and helping them fulfill their dreams,” Dina told Celebuzz , apparently without irony. Production for the series begins soon and will run through the summer. It will take the audience “behind the scenes of The White Plains (N.Y.) Performing Arts Center’s theatre company,” with producers promising to take the audience “on a roller coaster adventure.” We absolutely can not wait. In other family news, Ali Lohan’s too thin and Lindsay is being sued for stiffing a tanning salon out of $40,000. The number of zeroes there is correct. [Photo: WENN.com]
