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Fist Pumps: Chris Christie Reopens Jersey Shore After Setting Chalky Thighs Out On Closed Beach

https://twitter.com/GovChristie/status/882127020355973121?ref_src=twsrc3A2Fwww.cnn.com2F072Fus2Findex.html Chris Christie Reopens Jersey Beaches After Shutting Them Down And Opening Them Only For His People Unpopular New Jersey governor Chris Christie announced he finally signed off on a balanced budget that would reopen government parks and beaches, including the one he was frolicking on while the rest of the state was banned from entering. Christie had shut down the Garden State government after the state Legislature failed to pass a budget by the July 1 deadline, according to CNN . The shutdown reportedly furloughed an estimated 35,000 state workers and forced the temporary closure of state parks, beaches, recreational areas, and historic sites–which sucks because it happened to be on the weekend before July 4th. But, that didn’t stop Christie from setting his thigh and chest meat out with his family. He sat his azz on the “shut down” beach over the weekend, while everyone else was banned. This made Jersey tax payers furious. https://twitter.com/spaceship_nappy/status/881738629311234048 Welp! Jersey tax payers are probably a bit happier to get access to their government funded beaches, but not before Christie gets his roast. Hit the flip for more of Chris Christie and his strong AF beach chair. https://twitter.com/RexHuppke/status/881729577294409728 https://twitter.com/NellSco/status/881718964149243904?ref_src=twsrc3A2Fmic.com2F181346%2Fchris-christie-sunbathing-on-beach-he-closed-to-the-public-becomes-legendary-meme https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/881864151466991618?ref_src=twsrc3A2Fmic.com2F181346%2Fchris-christie-sunbathing-on-beach-he-closed-to-the-public-becomes-legendary-meme https://twitter.com/NellSco/status/881717325556219906 https://twitter.com/ToonArmyMIA/status/881908879067676673      

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Kailyn Lowry Spends Time With Ex Amidst Javi Marroquin Divorce Rumors

It’s been three months since Javi Marroquin shipped off for a tour of service with the US Air Force, and the distance seems to have put a strain on his relationship with Kailyn Lowry from day one. Things started off badly when a photo of Javi hanging out with a female “friend”  surfaced just a few weeks after he deployed. Now, Kailyn seems to be sending the message that two can play at that game. The Teen Mom 2 star was in New York this week to film a reunion show, and she Instagrammed the photo above as she was preparing to take the stage. As you can see, Kailyn’s baby daddy Jo Rivera is in the pic as well, which may help explain why it was quickly deleted. Jo was also on hand to participate in the show, but the fact that Kailyn posted a photo of him so soon after cheating rumors about Javi began to circulate has led many to believe it’s her way of getting back at husband. Rumors about Kailyn and Javi getting divorced have been circulating pretty much since the day they got married, and it seems many fans are convinced the couple won’t be able to stick it out as Marroquin spends the next several months overseas. Watch Teen Mom 2 online to see Javi and Kailyn in happier times. View Slideshow: Teen Mom Cast: Before They Were Stars …

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Easter Bunny Gets Hopping Mad, Brawls with Mall Patron

Earlier today, we wrote about the Slurpee Doughnut and how this is a clear example of the incoming Apocalypse. And it still may be. But it turns out we have an even better example that proves the end of the world may be near: The Easter Bunny just got into a fight with the father of a one-year old girl! The incident went down at the Newport Centre mall in Jersey City, New Jersey, on Sunday, March 20. As you can see below, the brutal brawl took place after this toddler slipped out of the Easter Bunny's chair during a photo opportunity, according to city spokeswoman Jennifer Morrill, via The Associated Press. The father of the infant grew agitated and seemingly started shouting at the 22-year-old man dressed as the beloved holiday animal. Other mall patrons looked on, aghast, as the two men began to throw punches. A video of the incident shows the mall employee eventually took off his bunny mask and paws and starting hitting the parent in the face. A few onlookers attempt to intervene, but the on-duty bunny returned for a second round of fisticuffs. Morrill tells the AP that both men were taken to the hospital for minor injuries. No charges have been filed and police continue to investigate the situation. Check out the unexpected, hilarious, disturbing fight right here and now:

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Teresa & Joe Giudice Enjoy Pre-Prison Weekend Getaway

Later this week, Joe Giudice will report to prison to begin serving a 41-month sentence on bankruptcy fraud charges. While it’s likely a somber time in the Giudice household, Juicy Joe and his wife Teresa are reportedly doing their best to enjoy his final days of freedom. Last week, Teresa and Joe enjoyed a final date night before near their home in New Jersey. Over the weekend, they left the kids and the Bravo camera crews behind for one last road trip before Joe turns himself in. “Teresa and Joe went away to Virginia for the weekend,” a source close to the couple tells Radar Online. “They didn’t film over the weekend. They just made it into a special weekend especially since Joe is leaving.” The Giudices are back home in the Garden State now, but that doesn’t mean they’re done making the most of Joe’s last days on the outside. “Word is out there’s a goodbye party Monday night for Joe and only his closest friends will be attending,” says the source. Not only is Joe facing nearly four years behind bars, there’s a possibility that he’ll be deported to Italy after he completes his sentence. He reports to prison on Wednesday, so we might be in Joe’s final 48 hours as a free resident of the Jersey. We’re sure the whole state is absolutely crushed.

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Teresa Giudice: Partying Every Night, Ignoring Her Children in the Weeks Before Prison

Ever since Teresa Giudice was sentenced to 15 months in prison , she’s been going out of her way to show the world just hilariously insane she can be. Teresa’s been fighting her sentence  even though there’s legally no way she can avoid prison. She’s been spending like crazy even though she’s got millions in debt. Best of all, Teresa may be divorcing her husband , even though she stood by him through the scandal that got them both convicted of felonies! Needless to say, Teresa’s behavior doesn’t always make a ton of sense, and the latest news about the Queen of the Garden State serves as further evidence that the threat of going to prison is causing Teresa come completely unhinged. Throughout her entire ordeal, Teresa has claimed that her kids are her number one priority. But now sources say she has little time for her four daughters, as she goes partying on a nightly basis. “Teresa was given a chance to be at home with her kids, right?” an irritated insider remarked recently. “Too bad she’s been busy going out. She’s out every night with her friends.” This news comes on the heels of rumors that Joe Giudice has been drinking more than ever since finding out he’ll be spending 41 months behind bars. The irony, of course, is that the Giudices convinced the judge in their case to allow them to serve their sentences at different times, so that one of them will be able to care for their children. Yet now they’re dumping the kids off with their grandparents on a nightly basis. We’re sure it makes sense in Teresa land. Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online for more baffling decisions from Teresa and Joe. 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1.

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Armpit of America Ad: Yanked by Dove!

Dove has received universal acclaim for some recent advertisements. There was this Real Beauty sketches spot and, of course, this reunion of a military man with his family . But the company has finally struck out, at least as far as New Jersey residents are concerned. Following a number of complaints on its Facebook page, Dove has pulled it Armpit of America billboard, which joked about the Garden State’s nickname and read: “Dear New Jersey, When People call you ‘The Armpit of America,’ take it as a compliment. Sincerely, Dove.” Unique? Yes. Funny? To most people. Offensive? Heck yes, according to folks in Jersey. “Memo to Dove advertising (aka idiots): good luck selling in NJ. I will not buy a Dove product again,” wrote one Facebook user, expressing a sentiment held by many. Explained Matthew McCarthy – senior marketing director of antiperspirants and deodorants at Unilever, the company that owns Dove – of the campaign: “We did not wish to cause any misunderstanding and apologize for any offense. Our intent with the ‘Dear New Jersey’ billboard, which was one of many ads for our campaign, was to call attention to the fact that armpits can and should be considered beautiful and ask women everywhere to accept this as something that is okay. “As a New Jersey-based company and longtime supporter of many charitable organizations in the state, we will instead be donating this billboard space to one of them.” Sounds fair to us. Now New Jersey residents can return to what truly makes their state look bad: Snooki .

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Tanning Mom Music Video: It’s Tan Mom (and the Best/Worst Video Ever)!

You asked for it, and now you’ve got it. Okay, you didn’t ask for it, but Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil still released a music video for her debut single “It’s Tan Mom.” It is probably the worst video in the history of human civilization. Tanning Mom Music Video – It’s Tan Mom! For reasons unknown, Tan Mom decided to try her shriveled, brown hand at music, and “It’s Tan Mom” puts even Octomom , Kim K. and Farrah Abraham to shame. Yes, it really is that bad. We dare you to check it out above. If you couldn’t bring yourself to, she begins with the classic “It’s Tan Mom , B!TCH” a la Britney Spears … and it pretty much goes downhill from there. Or uphill, depending on your POV. Maybe she’s in on the joke? Eh, you know what, don’t even watch. It’s beyond terrible. By the end, Patty just plain gives up trying to sing along to the beat and just kinda hangs around. At least the Garden State hottie wears a bikini throughout. You can’t make up, or unsee this stuff. Sorry THGers.

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Tanning Mom Music Video: It’s Tan Mom (and the Best/Worst Video Ever)!

You asked for it, and now you’ve got it. Okay, you didn’t ask for it, but Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil still released a music video for her debut single “It’s Tan Mom.” It is probably the worst video in the history of human civilization. Tanning Mom Music Video – It’s Tan Mom! For reasons unknown, Tan Mom decided to try her shriveled, brown hand at music, and “It’s Tan Mom” puts even Octomom , Kim K. and Farrah Abraham to shame. Yes, it really is that bad. We dare you to check it out above. If you couldn’t bring yourself to, she begins with the classic “It’s Tan Mom , B!TCH” a la Britney Spears … and it pretty much goes downhill from there. Or uphill, depending on your POV. Maybe she’s in on the joke? Eh, you know what, don’t even watch. It’s beyond terrible. By the end, Patty just plain gives up trying to sing along to the beat and just kinda hangs around. At least the Garden State hottie wears a bikini throughout. You can’t make up, or unsee this stuff. Sorry THGers.

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Zach Braff Kickstarter: $2 Million Goal Reached!

It took only 3 days for Zach Braff’s Kickstarter project to reach its $2 million goal. After launching a Kickstarter last week to fund his new film  Wish I Was Here , Braff gets to sit for 24 more days watching the till, which at the point of publishing sits at $2,224,565, continue to rise. Is it fair for celebrities with tons of money, fame, Hollywood access, and say, a wildly successful, long-running sitcom that’s currently in syndication on like 100 channels, to crowdfund their movies? Braff was inspired by the  Veronica Mars  Kickstarter  earlier this year to subvert the Hollywood system and make a movie by donation. But given that Braff’s first movie  Garden State  earned over $35 million in theaters on just a $2.5 million budget, as well as numerous award nominations, you’d think Braff would be able to get a film made within the system. Do you think Kickstarter should be off limits to celebs? Or can Zach Braff and the like use their fame to crowdfund their projects with ease?

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A Lil Positivity: Secret Santa Makes It Rain $100 Bills On Hurricane Sandy Victims

Bandz are the reason for the season Man Dressed As Santa Clause Passes Out $100 Bills To Hurricane Sandy Victims In New Jersey A generous man is spreading some holiday cheer around the NJ coast in the wake of Hurricane Sandy. The “Secret Santa” recentlyvisited residents in the Garden State who fell victim to the hurricane and gave them all early Christmas presents in the form of $100 bills. via Fox News A Missouri man posing as “Secret Santa” is giving away $100,000 this holiday season and spent a day in New Jersey and New York giving money to people robbed of their belongings or homes by Superstorm Sandy. But the Kansas City businessman says money is not the issue. It’s about random acts of kindness. Secret Santa started his East Coast visit Thursday in Elizabeth, N.J. In Staten Island, the anonymous benefactor walked up to surprised residents and thrust $100 bills into their hands. He said he is setting an example and hopes others will follow. Keeping close watch over the cash handouts was his security entourage – police officers in uniform from New York and New Jersey, plus FBI agents. Some wore red caps marked with the word “elf.” Making it rain on the hurricane. We can dig it. Image via Shutterstock

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