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Caitlin Stasey posted a picture of her naked and cuddling her dog – and it is so cute – because I like naked bitches on actual bitches….I’m into dogs, they are better than humans, more human than humans…and pretty much the best…. Caitlin Stasey is not a dog, she’s some Australian, with criminal ancestors on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, that has created Kylie Minogue and other idiots and that has cycled through all kinds of low level actresses and made them famous in the native Australian land of trashy accents… And I fucking love Australians, even with their trashy accents, because as cultured, well traveled as they are…they still get fucking drunk, high, and fuck….they are the hot girls stripping down to their underwear at a party…just to have a good time with a bunch of dickheads…and that kind of attitude…makes them matter. It’s a modern day love story…and you know me and my love for romance…. So her’s Caitlin Stasey…naked again…because she likes being naked on social media… The post Caitlin Stasey Naked with her Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
All I want for Christmas is Kate Moss. I am a fan of her work. All her work. Even the way she works her coked up pussy on HIV positive needle sharing unshowered rockstar cock. Because she’s well traveled, perfectly gutter, and normally puts her titties on blast like shit is a shirt, cuz I guess if they see your tits once, let them see them again, it’s a more liberating life that way, one that I’m down with watching….even when she falls off every so often and forgets to show her nipples…like in this vouge shoot. I’d say Kate Moss is the future, but that’d be a lie, she’s kind of more the past that I still get a kick out of, cuz she represents gutter, dirty pussy glamour and luxury, like a crackwhore who lives in a mansion and drinks Champagne and the whole contrast is erotic…. here are the pics…
I love Kate Moss….so I am so happy to see that unlike most 40 year old models…she’s still bringing it….and by it I mean her bush..to magazines….and I fucking love bush…under any and all circumstances…it is an essential accessory to the vagina….that girls have lost sight of….it is like a top hat…that makes the vagina a far classier experience…especially in Kate Moss’ case…she needs all the class she can get….even if I see her as an angel sent from heaven…that bush, despite being trimmed and shaved over the last 20 years….has seen some serious shit….those hair follicles are so well traveled and experienced…with some real questionable people….that I just want to know what they smell and taste like….partially for sexual reasons…but mainly for science… All this to say….welcome back Kate Moss…even though as far as I’m concerned you never went away…
Besides the stretch marks on her ass…it amazes me that Padma Lakshmi, the Indian celebrity chef, total fucking babe who married a 90 year old….is actually 42 years old….and a mom….it just blows my fucking mind….because I am married to a 43 year old…and I don’t think she ever looked like this…even when she was 12….leading me to be reminded that I’ve been robbed of pretty much all good things in life….and that maybe…I shoulda traveled to other cultures…before settling with fat white trash…in what might as well is a trailer park….but enough about me…this Padma girl is glorious…and I hate saying that…because it goes against everything I know……she’s 42…what the fuck TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Stacey Keibler’s posted the ever classic Dead Sea covered in mud picture for either the scat fetishists…or for the general public to see how well traveled she is…especially now that she’s landed herself George Clooney, and is probably on a pilgrimage in the promised land….especially in the HOLIEST TIME OF YEAR ….in efforts to pray to the powers that one day her uterus will house the holy child the spills out of George Clooney’s penis…rather than spitting it out like he makes her do every time they bang…to make sure she doesn’t trap him as all bitches try to do… Here is that glorious picture….I feel like I see baby Jesus in her bikini top….
This tanning bitch is porn to me….I don’t know why…maybe it is because I like clown looking bitches who put their daughter’s life in jeopardy all in the name of a good healthy complexion….one that makes a 30 year old look like a dried up leather boot….she’s just trying to instill important values into her girl…like that no one likes a pasty bitch…and really the tanning salon is to blame…becuase as far as I’m concerned, this dried up, leathery face, just looks experienced at well traveled…like she’s been lost at sea for a few months….an expert at a life we just don’t understand…and when looking at her and her white lipstick…I just can’t help but wonder what her pussy looks like…. Tanning mom is my new addiction. She needs her own reality show… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK