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Beyonce Does Vogue Pantsless of the Day

Beyonce and her whole pants off party kick drives me insane. I just don’t get what this cunt is thinking. I guess it is just a delusion or her ego saying “I’m Beyonce, and Beyonce doesn’t need pants”. Or it could be her attempt to compete with the younger pussy out there who don’t wear pants, mainly Rihanna, the pussy who makes more money for Jay Z than Beyonce, the one who gets in the way of her feeling like the queen in his world, or the object of affection in his eye, this is like some catty black girl competitiveness that Beyonce may be winning cuz the media love her, but that anyone jerking off will say is a huge fail, and to keep those costumes for Rihanna, cuz these 30+ mom tree trunk legs are fucking garbage, no matter how much they are worth. It’s just a rich bitch abusing her power in a weird pantsless way. I’m not diggin’ it.

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Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

Besides the stretch marks on her ass…it amazes me that Padma Lakshmi, the Indian celebrity chef, total fucking babe who married a 90 year old….is actually 42 years old….and a mom….it just blows my fucking mind….because I am married to a 43 year old…and I don’t think she ever looked like this…even when she was 12….leading me to be reminded that I’ve been robbed of pretty much all good things in life….and that maybe…I shoulda traveled to other cultures…before settling with fat white trash…in what might as well is a trailer park….but enough about me…this Padma girl is glorious…and I hate saying that…because it goes against everything I know……she’s 42…what the fuck TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Stacey Keibler’s Muddy Bikini Pic of the Day

Stacey Keibler’s posted the ever classic Dead Sea covered in mud picture for either the scat fetishists…or for the general public to see how well traveled she is…especially now that she’s landed herself George Clooney, and is probably on a pilgrimage in the promised land….especially in the HOLIEST TIME OF YEAR ….in efforts to pray to the powers that one day her uterus will house the holy child the spills out of George Clooney’s penis…rather than spitting it out like he makes her do every time they bang…to make sure she doesn’t trap him as all bitches try to do… Here is that glorious picture….I feel like I see baby Jesus in her bikini top….

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Olga Kurylenko’s on the Beach of the Day

Olga Kurylenko is some pretty well liked Communist…because the cold war is over and we aren’t conditioned to think that every Russian worth fucking…you know…who isn’t on the Russian Ladies Hockey Team….is a spy…even though she’s not just Russian…but has been run through the mail order bride circuit…and has French and American citizenship…cuz thta’s what marrying strategically does for Soviet with a dream…..allowing us to focus on what’s important…which is the Cold War that water is having with her tits…Lovely nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna’s Social Media Erotica of the Day

Rihanna does Social Media right…I like to think of this on some intellectual level…where the girl is robbed of her privacy at a young age…so she puts herself on blast, you know giving into the trade off, figuring if she puts it out there…the public can’t rape her for it…but then I remember she’s a highschool drop out, and nothing she does can be viewed from an intellectual perspective…her depth is non-existent..and bitch just like people to think she’s hot…and slutty….like working the Barbado Karaoke bar as a prostitute at 14….this body is how she gets a head…and I fucking dig the way she uses it…especially cuz she doesn’t have to… It’s a pants off party on Rihanna’s Twitter….and everyone’s invited….

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