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Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

Besides the stretch marks on her ass…it amazes me that Padma Lakshmi, the Indian celebrity chef, total fucking babe who married a 90 year old….is actually 42 years old….and a mom….it just blows my fucking mind….because I am married to a 43 year old…and I don’t think she ever looked like this…even when she was 12….leading me to be reminded that I’ve been robbed of pretty much all good things in life….and that maybe…I shoulda traveled to other cultures…before settling with fat white trash…in what might as well is a trailer park….but enough about me…this Padma girl is glorious…and I hate saying that…because it goes against everything I know……she’s 42…what the fuck TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

Stacey Keibler’s Muddy Bikini Pic of the Day

Stacey Keibler’s posted the ever classic Dead Sea covered in mud picture for either the scat fetishists…or for the general public to see how well traveled she is…especially now that she’s landed herself George Clooney, and is probably on a pilgrimage in the promised land….especially in the HOLIEST TIME OF YEAR ….in efforts to pray to the powers that one day her uterus will house the holy child the spills out of George Clooney’s penis…rather than spitting it out like he makes her do every time they bang…to make sure she doesn’t trap him as all bitches try to do… Here is that glorious picture….I feel like I see baby Jesus in her bikini top….

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Stacey Keibler’s Muddy Bikini Pic of the Day