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Stacey Keibler’s Muddy Bikini Pic of the Day

Stacey Keibler’s posted the ever classic Dead Sea covered in mud picture for either the scat fetishists…or for the general public to see how well traveled she is…especially now that she’s landed herself George Clooney, and is probably on a pilgrimage in the promised land….especially in the HOLIEST TIME OF YEAR ….in efforts to pray to the powers that one day her uterus will house the holy child the spills out of George Clooney’s penis…rather than spitting it out like he makes her do every time they bang…to make sure she doesn’t trap him as all bitches try to do… Here is that glorious picture….I feel like I see baby Jesus in her bikini top….

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Stacey Keibler’s Muddy Bikini Pic of the Day

Noooo! Taylor Lautner Wants to Keep His Shirt On

We were already jealous of Taylor Swift for having landed herself a hunk like Taylor Lautner. But now we really hate the young singer: Lautner claims only Swift will see him topless in the near future.

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Noooo! Taylor Lautner Wants to Keep His Shirt On