The Weeknd is clearly thrilled to be heading back on the road for his Starboy Tour, so he made a performance video that looks like a home movie to celebrate.
Caitlin Stasey posted a picture of her naked and cuddling her dog – and it is so cute – because I like naked bitches on actual bitches….I’m into dogs, they are better than humans, more human than humans…and pretty much the best…. Caitlin Stasey is not a dog, she’s some Australian, with criminal ancestors on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, that has created Kylie Minogue and other idiots and that has cycled through all kinds of low level actresses and made them famous in the native Australian land of trashy accents… And I fucking love Australians, even with their trashy accents, because as cultured, well traveled as they are…they still get fucking drunk, high, and fuck….they are the hot girls stripping down to their underwear at a party…just to have a good time with a bunch of dickheads…and that kind of attitude…makes them matter. It’s a modern day love story…and you know me and my love for romance…. So her’s Caitlin Stasey…naked again…because she likes being naked on social media… The post Caitlin Stasey Naked with her Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shanina Shaik is a nice enough set of Australian tits, doing the GQ Russia, showing off her nice enough set of Australian tits, because like most models, landing a Russian billionaire is a pretty much the best gig you can get, way better than the cover of Vogue….not because models are hookers, I would never imply that, they are talented individuals who spend years learning the craft of just showing up on set and letting people take pics of them for a lot of money… She’s Half Pakistani, obviously not the half that works my convenience store. She was a reality show contestant. She has modelled for pretty much everyone probably best known for Victoria’s Secret….and that’s enough of a recap of her career you don’t care about – because you’re just into staring at her GQ Russian tit…and I’m with you on that…her bio is only interesting to the weirdo fans and I don’t endorse that kind of behavior…but I do endorse tits.
Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model out there. I don’t know if communism killed off all the shitty russian girls, and that we are only left with gold…or if communism created some kind of genetic modification in a lab to have only babes part of their citizenship…but I do know Russian girls are awesome, and this one is top of the food chain…thanks to some strategy and Russian spy tactics…I am a fan…of these ass pics from instagram..shit…I’d eat her shit…just to get that close to where it anal squirted out of…
Here’s a new feature I’ve decided to start and will probbaly forget I started…meaning it may be the first and last in the series…called “Great Tits Bad Face”….and our first GTBF girl is Jamie Lynn Sigler…from the Sopranos….who has since done nothing but fuck the fat dude from Entourage….which translates into…she’s done nothing since the Sopranos….but get older….and build out some wonky, disproportionate, bug eyed face….but the good news is…she’s got great tits…and they can save her from anything…. That has been our first installment of Great Tits Bad Face….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Michelle Keegan is some young Soap Star from the worst show I was ever forced to watch in the 80s called Cornation Street about some working class ghetto ass nicotine stained neighborhood in the UK…..where I guess she played the 25 year old stripper who escorts on the side…because tits like this need to be put on fucking blast in a big fucking way….and that’s why I want to give her a pat on the back…or on the bum like we were a pro baseball team….only with more penetration…because she’s out there…in a bikini…showing us just how valuable the hormones in the food some sick chemist implemented in the 70s to produce women with tits like this….and I know this pervert and amazing government program is legit…cuz I don’t know any girls under 25 who don’t have a c-cup…. It’s also nice to see her in a white bikini…you know cuz white bikinis get slippery….when wet….and dripping off my fucking face after finding them on the floor of her hotel room I would totally have taken if I was a maintenance man hired to unclog but my life isn’t that significant…luckily we can all have dreams… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Irina Shayk is pretty much the best body there is…..a Russian unknown model turned SI cover girl in some KGB operation to defend Ronaldo’s homosexuality using her as an amazing front….who also has an amazing back (you see what I did there)….well now she’s getting all kinds of big model jobs like she never had to wait in line for rationed bread….and I’m totally down with staring at her…while mourning the fact that she’s a pornstar that never was….because watching this amazing thing fuck…would probably be glorious to everyone but Ronaldo…who resents her for not having testicles….every night they spend together fronting he’s straight.
There is very little less pleasurable than watching a mom in her 40s….with a mom body and a sloppy mom ass….playing with her kids….while wearing a fucking bikini….I mean I always love bikinis, even on fat chicks, or ravaged mom pussies….but it doesn’t mean I enjoy what I am seeing….cuz I am a procreation hater….I find pregnancy obnoxious and self absorbed….and I think it is abusive to women…even though hormonally women feel the need to make it happen to stay relevant as a woman cuz that’s their purpose or some shit….and as a man who appreciates a tight mom body, that with modern science can be hot into it’s 50s, as long as it doesn’t have kids, I have to start an organization to educate….we’ll call it “down with mom pussies….adopt….you self righteous wanting a clone of yourself cunt”…..do what gays do and get an Asian baby, they are far less disappointing when they grow up as little geniuses….and your ass will thank you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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