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Jessica Lowndes in her Bikini for Social Media of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian bottom feeder who for some random reason I know is recently single, and flaunting her tits, hoping to lure a boyfriend, or future husband, probably one with money and connections, to leverage her shitty acting career to a better place, via her vagina, or at least to not get her Canadian ass deported, forcing her to work the igloo instead of the movie screens she wants so bad. The good news is that she looks good in a bikini and that’s step one to finding rich, connected cock to fill your emptiness. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emily DiDonato in Bikini Modeling of the Day

Emily DiDonato is some SI bikini model who is pretty awesome in a bikini cuz it’s her fucking job. I can’t stand her because she’s dating Jake Gyllenhaal, and I’ve met that fucking attention seeking loser, he’s the fucking worst. So anyone who associates with him, must be a star struck cunt with no brain that only thinks one thing “He’s Jake Gyllenhaal”….and that kind of vapid cunt behavior, like bitch will put herself through spending time with such a fucking clown, only because he’s in movies, has money, and it helps her brand, is just too fucking gutter and screams weak personality, but luckily my only real concern or interaction with her is staring at her bikini pics, so that getting to know the loser behind the bikini, all star struck and groupie-ing, isn’t an option, cuz that’s the girl behavior I don’t like. Here are the pics.

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Emily DiDonato in Bikini Modeling of the Day

Jessica Alba Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba, despite being a dirty mom of two, with a vagina that has probably been ravaged, thanks to being a mom of two, you know unable to grip a cock with no hands, thanks to the damage she put it through to trap a boyfriend, cuz celebs are insecure damaged vulnerable people with trust issues and daddy issues to begin with, so they pull gutter moves, just while wearing designer clothes…..still holds a soft spot in my heart, cuz she’s Jessica Alba and despite being that mom of two, still rock’s it in a bikini well into her 30s, a cut off date I’m usually pretty strict about, more old ladies need to look like this. Fact. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Michelle Keegan Instagram Tit Scandal of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some attention seeking soap opera star from the UK with great tits, who decided to drop out of acting on her soap opera, to become a Glamour Model, in some backwards logic that can only be explained by Daddy issues. Well apparently, she posted this titty pic on instagram for 6 seconds, deleted it when she realized the mistake, after her pervert fans saved the shit on their computers, only to deny it was her, and post a pic of her in the bath, pretty much saying it’s totally fucking her, the pic she probably meant to post…. Obviously, she sexted someone her tits, accidentally posted it on instagram cuz technology is hard to us and I think shit will work out in her favor, cuz this kind of scandal, staged or not, accidental or not, makes her far more relevant to me and probably to you.

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Vanessa Hudgnen’s $$$EX of the Day

So Vanessa Hudgens has finally made it in the world as the tramp she always wanted to be, you know back when she was posting nude pics to the internet, Spring Breakers was just a way for her to legitimize that, and the only thing that confuses me in the whole thing, is that if she’s so fucking horny, why doesn’t she work out a bit, cuz seeing her belly hang over her bikini is alright for a random drunk girl by the pool at 4 am you’re willing to fuck cuz you want to fuck, but not for a celebrity, especially not while filming a movie in a bikini. That said, she’s launched a song with some dubstep sounding EDM producer called YLA, called $$$EX, milking the Spring Breakers shit, cuz it’s the only thing she’s done that has any “hype” around it, with people she wants hype from….and yesterday they released this video, that may or may not feature Hudgens, but that is pushing the horrible song, Harlem Shake Styles. Possibly the worst, but girls in bikinis aren’t so bad, even when they are bad. Please don’t buy this song or encourage this movement.

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Michelle Keegan Cumshot for Social Media of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some UK soap star who you probably don’t care about, but I am not entirely a fan of, but into her hustle, cuz she’s been promoting herself pretty aggressively, posing half naked with her big titties….so I don’t follow her on twitter, or care about her happenings, but I have POSTED her A FEW TIMES BEFORE ….but today, that may all change, I may make the move and follow her on Twitter, because she posts shit like this pic, of her with what looks enough like cum on her face, for her fans to jerk off to, even if it isn’t cum. Now, I didn’t go so far as to look into what this mystery substance is, I don’t like your fantasy being ruined by reality, and I don’t really care, but it is safe to say that whatever it is, her posting this pic, makes her a contender in girls with big tits, you can now pretend take loads to her face, and girls with big tits, who are kinda awesome.

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Michelle Keegan for FHM of the Day

I like Michelle Keegan ….even though I only heard of her recently…since I am not from the UK and even if I was…I wouldn’t watch Coronation Street because Coronation street is a horrible, anxiety creating show for the working class, that will make anyone, even in the working class want to kill themselves as to not be part of that world….a gig that usually lasts an toothless Brit’s career….but not in Michelle’s case…she’s dropped out of the trap that is the worst show ever…to become big tits in LAD MAGS….budding for her own show…while showing tits in the process…

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Michelle Keegan’s Great Big Tits in a White Bikini of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some young Soap Star from the worst show I was ever forced to watch in the 80s called Cornation Street about some working class ghetto ass nicotine stained neighborhood in the UK…..where I guess she played the 25 year old stripper who escorts on the side…because tits like this need to be put on fucking blast in a big fucking way….and that’s why I want to give her a pat on the back…or on the bum like we were a pro baseball team….only with more penetration…because she’s out there…in a bikini…showing us just how valuable the hormones in the food some sick chemist implemented in the 70s to produce women with tits like this….and I know this pervert and amazing government program is legit…cuz I don’t know any girls under 25 who don’t have a c-cup…. It’s also nice to see her in a white bikini…you know cuz white bikinis get slippery….when wet….and dripping off my fucking face after finding them on the floor of her hotel room I would totally have taken if I was a maintenance man hired to unclog but my life isn’t that significant…luckily we can all have dreams… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Michelle Keegan’s in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Michelle Keegan is on Cornation Street, likely one of the longest running, pile of shit tv shows to come out of the UK, and that people who live in Canada were forced to watch, when they didn’t have cable, because our only free channel played the horrible show….that was shot like a fucking porn…that was about the working class chimney sweeper in the UK….that was pretty fucking ghetto…with old, chain smoking, toothless stars with thick accents, but I guess they’ve rebranded with this hot enough pussy, you know since she is from the UK and the UK isn’t really known for making babes….and here she is modeling bikinis.

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Michelle Keegan’s Super Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on Michelle Keegan before, but apparently she’s some English actress. So unless you’re super into British soap operas, you’re probably not too familiar with her either. Well, consider this your proper introduction. And no, it’s not impolite to stare.

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