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Lindsay Lohan Being Ironic of the Day

Posted on May 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is so ironic….because we all know she was a gutter celebrity coke slut…that’s the whole reason that everything went to shit for her…but now she’s getting paid to promote some toothpaste called Cocowhite… with her smile that doesn’t show how fresh and white they make her chain smoking, addict teeth…because she knows how silly this is and that when it comes to coco white…it better be cut into lines for her to hoover up her cute little gutter celebrity coke slut nose.. All this to say…I love me some Lohan….and whatever the hell she’s promoting…to help pay whatever bills and team she’s gotta pay off… The post Lindsay Lohan Being Ironic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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40 Year Old Avril Lavigne’s Song About Being 17 of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Old timer Avril Lavigne has a song about her youth…. I can’t believe she’s still milking that one trick pony she rode in on. I mean she’s probably pushing 40 by now, yet she still dresses like a 17 year old, and writes song about being 17, even though you know she probably doesn’t remember being 17 because it was so long ago. I think we call this knowing her market, but more importantly knowing shit lyrics that speak to 17 year olds, you know low level smut with lyrics like “acting stupid for fun”….”not caring about anything”….”cuz we were 17″….shut the fuck up cunt. Somone needs this twat sent back to Canada so we can do what needs to be done to her Canadian beaver….that has got out of line….you know take it out back and have it shot, stuffed and mounted. You know cuz either we put her out of her misery, or she becomes the source of our misery. I mean seriously, her career has been going on for 15 years, I would have assumed she’d be a has been stripper by now. Where did it all go wrong ? Here are the hottest Avril Lavigne pictures I could find on such short notice..

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Miley Cyrus Cleavage for Elle of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the June issue of Elle and she’s showing off her perky little Disney Hormonal Therapy tits, that have given her 21 year old ass a more youthful look and feel….Disney has it all figured out. I mean keep the talent young enough looking so that when they start chain smoking to deal with never having a childhood, you know coupled with drinking, drugs and anything repress the pain, they can still be cast to play a 15 year old, if corporate decides it’s time for a Hannah Montana movie. I guess all that Lohan shit taught them to look into science. I mean if the technology exists, use it….like I would like to use Miley in pretty wholesome ways, if you consider anal wholesome, which I do…I mean all the christians holding onto their V card are doing it.

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Miley Cyrus Cleavage for Elle of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the June issue of Elle and she’s showing off her perky little Disney Hormonal Therapy tits, that have given her 21 year old ass a more youthful look and feel….Disney has it all figured out. I mean keep the talent young enough looking so that when they start chain smoking to deal with never having a childhood, you know coupled with drinking, drugs and anything repress the pain, they can still be cast to play a 15 year old, if corporate decides it’s time for a Hannah Montana movie. I guess all that Lohan shit taught them to look into science. I mean if the technology exists, use it….like I would like to use Miley in pretty wholesome ways, if you consider anal wholesome, which I do…I mean all the christians holding onto their V card are doing it.

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Michelle Keegan’s in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on December 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Michelle Keegan is on Cornation Street, likely one of the longest running, pile of shit tv shows to come out of the UK, and that people who live in Canada were forced to watch, when they didn’t have cable, because our only free channel played the horrible show….that was shot like a fucking porn…that was about the working class chimney sweeper in the UK….that was pretty fucking ghetto…with old, chain smoking, toothless stars with thick accents, but I guess they’ve rebranded with this hot enough pussy, you know since she is from the UK and the UK isn’t really known for making babes….and here she is modeling bikinis.

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Tara Reid to Clean Up This Place of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Every once in a while I feeel dirty….you know too dirty to go on…maybe it has to do with my lack of a shower in a few days…or really a lack of any personal hygiene….or maybe it has to do with the fact that I can smell my own asshole while sitting because I don’t change pants or underwear pretty much ever….or maybe it’s all the unprotected sex I have…cuz condoms are for pussies…or maybe it is more poor diet, no exercise, hard drinking and occassional chain smoking…..but I know whenever I’m feeling my worst in terms of health…all it takes is a glance at perpetual chronic party girl Tara Reid and realize I’m not that bad…cuz I have a few more college spring breaks in me…while Tara Reid and her non-existent career is gonna’ Britney Murphy…just wait and see…. Now that I feel better about me….even though my life isn’t as luxurious as hers…..we can focus on what is important…like the hard truth that she’s not showing off her fucking implants like she’s supposed to…it’s the whole point of getting implants you bikini rockin’ keg standing trash. Get it together woman.

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Halle Berry’s Sweet Cougar Cleavage

Posted on August 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still can’t believe that Halle Berry is forty-five years old, it just doesn’t make any sense to me, she’s a freak of nature. Not that I’m complaining, the woman is hot and she’s got some of the best breasts in the business no matter how old they are. Is she considered a cougar now? Because she doesn’t really look like the cougars I’m used to seeing, she’s not orange or wearing a lifeguard tank top that says something like “Party Saver” or chain smoking flavored cigarillos and I highly doubt her breath smells like day old wine. I like it.

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Anthony Bourdain ‘On Yo Gabba Gabba’

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want my cranky, chain smoking antihero back. [ Ed's Note : How did he get cast as a medical professional? Do kids not need to learn about eating?] Watch

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Ginger Spice Pays Tribute to the Job She Should Have Had of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s an old version of Ginger Spice. You know what a digitial artist does for kidnapped kids so that we know what little Tommy who was taken in 1979 would look like today, only the real life version. I’m not sure why, but whatever it is that she is wearing reminds me of somehting a haggard, chain smoking, down on her luck single mother would wear to work at the local 1950’s inspired adult themed diner in the industrial part of town, where truckers go for burgers and the daily spaghetti special, a job and fate I think most people can agree was better suited for her, before luck and no gag reflex seriously changed her destiny…. Pics via Bauer

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