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Alessandra Ambrosio in Rio of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s got some tits…or maybe it is Victoria’s Secret bras… Which I guess would make sense because she’s a lingerie model….for Victoria’s Secret… I don’t remember her tits being this big…but I don’t really remember tit sizes of girls I don’t actually know, or more importantly get to breast feed off of when I am trying to recreate my fucked up childhood…because it is the only thing I like doing…..which doesn’t say much about me…and that is that I hate paying for groceries…but prefer feeding off the land… All this to say maybe she’s born with these, maybe they are inserts, maybe they are implants, maybe she’s just on the pill…and whatever it is, they are magical… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in Rio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Being Ironic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is so ironic….because we all know she was a gutter celebrity coke slut…that’s the whole reason that everything went to shit for her…but now she’s getting paid to promote some toothpaste called Cocowhite… with her smile that doesn’t show how fresh and white they make her chain smoking, addict teeth…because she knows how silly this is and that when it comes to coco white…it better be cut into lines for her to hoover up her cute little gutter celebrity coke slut nose.. All this to say…I love me some Lohan….and whatever the hell she’s promoting…to help pay whatever bills and team she’s gotta pay off… The post Lindsay Lohan Being Ironic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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