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Chanel West Coast Bike Short Twerk of the Day

Chanel West Coast is so beat… I don’t even really know who Chanel West Coast is… I mean I know all about her, but only because she’s been consistently putting out smutty content since getting a weird fanbase from being on Rob Dyrdek’s show… It’s like she claims to be a rapper or singer, but as far as I’m concerned she’s just some too old to not be famous as a rapper yet, even though she’s grey area famous since she’s been on TV and people seem to hold that in high esteem and pay attention to you after having been on TV. She’s at sex tape level of fame, you know we’d all watch her fuck, because we know the name enough to think it’s more important than amateur porn….but we don’t actually know her music, and would not actually go to her club appearances she only gets because she’s been on TV… But the good news is she’s wearing bike shorts, they are in style and trendy, unlike her music… And she’s twerking like a white girl tying to seduce the black guys in….as everyone knows the black twitter, instagram and memes is where the internet market is at now….careers can be made off this…and not just TheShadeRoom….other things too. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chanel West Coast Bike Short Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexis Ren Works Her Body On DWTS

I had no idea that Alexis Ren was on DWTS. I guess finally she can now consider herself a real TV star. She’s also a pretty solid dancer, but I’m pretty sure she won’t last too long on there because they have to let someone who people actually know win. Nonetheless, girl can shake her money maker.                  

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Katharine McPhee Riding Horses in Bikini Tops of the Day

Katharine McPhee posted a picture of her in a bikini top riding a horse for all you Beastiality fetishists who are fighting like the homosexuals for marriage, but for your right to legalize animal love, as it shouldn’t be up to the state to get decide what I make love to…or ride until I reach orgasm, as Katharine McPhee is demonstrating…grinding up on a horses back… I don’t actually know who Katharine McPhee is beyond an American Idol…but she is on a horse making a big stomach joke – cuz girl calls herself out for sucking in, when she wouldn’t have it any other way, like most girls, even fat girls, no one genuinely puts out their best gut pic…even when they are trying to be body positive about the shit…who cares…bikini on horse…not at coachella…good. The post Katharine McPhee Riding Horses in Bikini Tops of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carla Gugino for Some Magazine of the Day

I say that I don’t know who any of these people are on the regular – because for the most part – I don’t know who any of these people are – but sometimes I am just trolling – by pretending I don’t know who a fame whore bitch is even if I know who that fame whore bitch is – but I don’t actually know the fame whore bitch – so I techncially don’t know who she is – or what she is – I just know her name…which isn’t enough to really determine the motivation for why she’s half naked…not that I complain about half naked – if anything -I live for it… But Carla Gugino…I genuinely don’t remember, she seems old and trying to make a comeback in some obscure magazine, which I guess is a start… I usually prefer the sex tape approach though….not black and white fake artsy shit… Either way, for the Carla Gugino fans…here’s Carla Gugino… The post Carla Gugino for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Rio of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s got some tits…or maybe it is Victoria’s Secret bras… Which I guess would make sense because she’s a lingerie model….for Victoria’s Secret… I don’t remember her tits being this big…but I don’t really remember tit sizes of girls I don’t actually know, or more importantly get to breast feed off of when I am trying to recreate my fucked up childhood…because it is the only thing I like doing…..which doesn’t say much about me…and that is that I hate paying for groceries…but prefer feeding off the land… All this to say maybe she’s born with these, maybe they are inserts, maybe they are implants, maybe she’s just on the pill…and whatever it is, they are magical… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in Rio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Rio of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s got some tits…or maybe it is Victoria’s Secret bras… Which I guess would make sense because she’s a lingerie model….for Victoria’s Secret… I don’t remember her tits being this big…but I don’t really remember tit sizes of girls I don’t actually know, or more importantly get to breast feed off of when I am trying to recreate my fucked up childhood…because it is the only thing I like doing…..which doesn’t say much about me…and that is that I hate paying for groceries…but prefer feeding off the land… All this to say maybe she’s born with these, maybe they are inserts, maybe they are implants, maybe she’s just on the pill…and whatever it is, they are magical… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in Rio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julianne Hough Does the Fucking Splits of the Day

Julianne Hough likes to throw out reminders that she’s totally capable of being a stripper, but that she’s not, because she’s LA, and maybe her family is connected in the industry, allowing her to do something as useless as dance, or becoming professionally trained at dance….leaving her to do slutty seductive things she can pretend is just her art in elevators for Canadian actresses on a popular show..but at least there’s social media…I mean what would we do without it…jerk off to people we actually know, in person…that’s fucking creepy…better to jerk off to strangers…you’ve never met, never will meet, but who you saw on tv… The post Julianne Hough Does the Fucking Splits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Celebrate Oktoberfest

Here’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer posing in one of my favorite outfits of hers. And no, I’m not talking about lederhosen (mostly because I don’t actually know what those are), I meant that black censored bar. Anyway, in case you couldn’t tell, Micaela and her pals are celebrating Oktoberfest with this shoot, which I always thought was just a beer and sausage party. But if you ask me, I think adding topless women is a serious improvement to any annual tradition. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Hilary Duff Works Her Leggings Good

It never occurred to me before, considering all the posts I do on her, but I don’t think I actually know what Hilary Duff is up to these days. You know, besides giving me pants fires on a weekly basis. Then again, I’m not complaining, since these regular MILF-tastic leg shows of hers make my job that much easier, not to mention way more fun. So as long as Hilary keeps heading to the gym in leggings like this, I’ll be one happy blogger. Keep ‘em coming. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Bai Ling’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

I’m not exactly sure why anyone posts pictures of this Bai Ling chick anymore, I don’t actually know what it was that she did to get any attention in the first place to be honest, but she’s wearing a hot little bikini/one-piece bathing suit so who cares. I’d still hit it, I bet she’s an absolute maniac in the bedroom. Although she’d probably try to stab me while we did it or want me to punch her in the face or some craziness like that. We’ll figure something out.