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Chloe Green is my New Best Friend and She’s in a Bikini of the Day

The DailyMail put up a couple of paparazzi pics of the daughter of retailing giants from the UK, we’re talking outrageously rich jewish family, who bring in Beyonce to play at their birthday parties kinda rich, Chloe Green, wearing a hot yellow bikini….and for some reason I was following her on twitter because before yesterday I didn’t know who she was, because despite the ridiculously rich loving me, I generally don’t keep tabs… That said, she was hurt by the comments left on the Daily Mail about her body in a bikini, when all she wanted to be a normal girl on the beach, but unlike America, the ridiculously rich are followed by the paparazzi like celebrities of their own, even when they aren’t on TV, and thus she got torn a new asshole, one I wouldn’t mind kissing gently…you know to heal the wounds…. So I told her not to listen to the haters, that I look at bikinis all the time and that I am the biggest judge, and that she’s a solid 7, spreading my honest dose of love everyday, with nothing but good intentions…. This is what she wrote me…..which would really hurt me, if I had a soul…some people just aren’t appreciative of this guy right here…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Chloe Green is my New Best Friend and She’s in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Keegan’s in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Michelle Keegan is on Cornation Street, likely one of the longest running, pile of shit tv shows to come out of the UK, and that people who live in Canada were forced to watch, when they didn’t have cable, because our only free channel played the horrible show….that was shot like a fucking porn…that was about the working class chimney sweeper in the UK….that was pretty fucking ghetto…with old, chain smoking, toothless stars with thick accents, but I guess they’ve rebranded with this hot enough pussy, you know since she is from the UK and the UK isn’t really known for making babes….and here she is modeling bikinis.

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Michelle Keegan’s in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day