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Offset: Couples Counseling Saved My Marriage to Cardi B!

Now that they’re back together, Offset doesn’t want to lose Cardi B again . But it takes more than expert pipe-laying and avoiding groupies to make a relationship truly successful. Offset explains that he and Cardi are in marriage counseling to keep their  In a new interview on “The Breakfast Club,” Offset opened up about his desire to not upset Cardi. When asked if he was afraid of losing her again, he replies: “For sho! Yeah!” But he explains that the two of them are working through their challenges. “You gotta go through steps and different things so we can grow,” he reasons. And one tool has been majorly helpful in helping them to process their relationship: marriage counseling. But don’t expect to see Offset and Cardi B appear on Marriage Boot Camp: Celebrity Edition any time soon. “Not on the TV though,” Offset clarifies. “Real behind the scenes.” He explains that he and his wife are working on “getting to know each other.” As has been demonstrated time and time again, reality television is an okay place to meet someone, but a terrible place for relationship growth. Real marriage counseling, Offset explains, is “getting to know who you’re with and appreciate them all the way around.” Charlemagne the God then asks for clarification: Did Offset and Cardi finish with their marriage counseling? Is everything fixed now? Offset replies that no, it’s really more of a process. He and his wife are “Working through it,” Offset answers. “Gotta work, gotta keep,” Offset emphasizes. “Don’t stop … we’re young, man.” In other words, he’s serious about staying with his wife, and that means that he doesn’t want to be complacent or just rely upon wishful thinking. Of course, the primary impetus behind Offset and Cardi B’s separation last year wasn’t some sort of mystery. It also wasn’t an emotional death by a thousand cuts.  Offset was banging other women. Cardi had just brought Kulture into this world, but she gave her cheating husband the boot. There are women in this world who would be happy to have a rich rapper husband who sleeps around. Cardi, one of the most talented women on the planet, is not one of them. Offset was very lucky, because Cardi decided to give him a second chance. Their reunion brought mixed reactions from fans. First of all, some had felt that Cardi was always out of Offset’s league. That’s … really between her and Offset. Secondly, Cardi was very blunt about why she was giving him a second chance. After their first reunion, she explained that his dick game was out of this world and that she had missed it too much. Finally, a lot of fans fear that Cardi truly believes that Offset is the only man who could truly love Kulture as a father. Obviously, that is untrue. But what fans think — and we say this in the nicest way possible — doesn’t really matter. What we think doesn’t really matter. This is about Cardi and Offset. And it sounds like they’re taking their marriage seriously. Hopefully, history will not repeat itself. View Slideshow: Offset Lavishes Cardi B with Ridiculously Expensive Christmas Gifts

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Drake: Jealous of Rihanna-Hassan Jameel Relationship?

No need to engage in any of that past life-regression hypnosis nonsense. We already know you weren’t the best person in your previous incarnations, know why? Because if you were, you would’ve come back as Rihanna, of course! Sure there are richer, more famous, and even more talented celebrities, but no one on Earth can match Queen RiRi’s genius for living well. Sometimes, she overshadows massive parade floats with her bikini body at the Crop Over festival . Sometimes, she messes with the world’s most famous athletes in the middle of the NBA Finals just for the fun of it. In everything she does, Rihanna has spent years living the good life in a way that even most of her fellow famous millionaires can only imagine. And though it may have once seemed impossible, the 29-year-old music icon has recently stepped her game up once again. Back in June, we learned that Rihanna is dating Hassan Jameel , a billionaire Saudi billionaire, whom she’d been seeing on the sly for several months. Insiders say RiRi is head over heels, and it seems the situation has riled one of her most high-profile exes. Rihanna dated Drake twice in the past few years. Both times, it ended badly, but it seems Drizzy is still holding a torch for his most famous ex. “Drake has always had a thing for Rihanna, and still does,” a source tells Hollywood Life. “They’ve hooked up and tried dating numerous times over the past, but it’s never worked out to be a permanent thing, and that’s something he regrets to this day.” The insider says Drake recently sent a sly message to Rihanna via Instagram, posting a photo in which he’s rocking a pair of socks from her fashion line. “The socks photo was his way of ruffling Rihanna’s feathers and letting her know he’s still out there and thinking of her,” the source claims. The insider adds that Drake is well aware that he and Rihanna do not have a future together, but that’s not enough to stop him from lusting after her: “If they did try to date again it would likely never work out because it’s all about the passion and sex with them, and when everyday life starts to creep in they inevitably start drifting apart,” says the source. “But that doesn’t stop Drake lusting after her, and he can’t help thinking that Rihanna could be the one that got away.” Fortunately for Drizzy, there’s big money in radio-friendly breakup ballads. View Slideshow: 39 Ridiculously Racy Rihanna Photos

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The Most Epic Quotes From ‘Insecure’ Season One

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Let’s just be clear, Insecure is EVERYTHING! If you are one of the few who hasn’t checked out this brilliant HBO comedy series from the ridiculously talented Issa Rae, then we hope you’re binge-watching ahead of tonight’s premiere. This show is so relatable, so well written, so realistically acted and so damn funny, that you […]

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Jennifer Garner: Did She Leave Ben Affleck Because He Never Finished Rehab?

Last week, the world learned that Jennifer Garner had filed for divorce from Ben Affleck . The news came as a surprise for several reasons: For starters, Ben and Jen had been separated for over a year with no apparent plans to end their marriage. On top of that, Ben recently entered rehab for alcohol addiction , seemingly as part of his effort to win his wife back. Now, however, there are questions as to whether or not Affleck actually completed his course of treatment. According to his own timeline, Affleck only stayed at the facility for two weeks. Generally, rehab counselors recommend a minimum of four weeks of treatment, and in the cases of those who have the time and money (such as celebrities) they suggest a much longer stay. Many now believe it’s no coincidence that Ben’s stint was so short and Jen filed so soon after. As with seemingly everything related to Ben and Jen, however, there are two conflicting sides to the story: “She’s telling friends she believes he left rehab too soon,” a source tells In Touch. “But he refused to stay in rehab, saying he missed the family and would continue outpatient treatment. Jen believes he was coming up with excuses.”  Not surprisingly, People magazine – the official publication of PR teams everywhere – offers a different take, claiming there was no particular reason why Jen filed when she did. In fact, an insider tells the magazine that Jen initially planned to file sooner, but wanted to wait until Ben was through with rehab. “Jen waited for the right time,” the source claims. “She wasn’t going to file for divorce while Ben was struggling. She is very proud of him for getting help.” The source adds: “It was just time. There was no catalyst … As in any marriage, there were numerous reasons why it didn’t work.” Currently, Ben lives in a guest house on the property where he once lived with Jen. Interestingly, it seems there are no immediate plans for the Oscar winner to relocate: “When and if he moves out, it will be when he finds a place suitable for their situation,” says the source close to the couple. “They want to keep the kids close.” View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind

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Jennifer Garner: Did She Leave Ben Affleck Because He Never Finished Rehab?

Last week, the world learned that Jennifer Garner had filed for divorce from Ben Affleck . The news came as a surprise for several reasons: For starters, Ben and Jen had been separated for over a year with no apparent plans to end their marriage. On top of that, Ben recently entered rehab for alcohol addiction , seemingly as part of his effort to win his wife back. Now, however, there are questions as to whether or not Affleck actually completed his course of treatment. According to his own timeline, Affleck only stayed at the facility for two weeks. Generally, rehab counselors recommend a minimum of four weeks of treatment, and in the cases of those who have the time and money (such as celebrities) they suggest a much longer stay. Many now believe it’s no coincidence that Ben’s stint was so short and Jen filed so soon after. As with seemingly everything related to Ben and Jen, however, there are two conflicting sides to the story: “She’s telling friends she believes he left rehab too soon,” a source tells In Touch. “But he refused to stay in rehab, saying he missed the family and would continue outpatient treatment. Jen believes he was coming up with excuses.”  Not surprisingly, People magazine – the official publication of PR teams everywhere – offers a different take, claiming there was no particular reason why Jen filed when she did. In fact, an insider tells the magazine that Jen initially planned to file sooner, but wanted to wait until Ben was through with rehab. “Jen waited for the right time,” the source claims. “She wasn’t going to file for divorce while Ben was struggling. She is very proud of him for getting help.” The source adds: “It was just time. There was no catalyst … As in any marriage, there were numerous reasons why it didn’t work.” Currently, Ben lives in a guest house on the property where he once lived with Jen. Interestingly, it seems there are no immediate plans for the Oscar winner to relocate: “When and if he moves out, it will be when he finds a place suitable for their situation,” says the source close to the couple. “They want to keep the kids close.” View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind

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Jenelle Evans: See Her Absolutely Insane New Commercial!

Jenelle Evans is many things. She's a mother. She's a daughter. She's almost someone's wife. She's a habitual offender . While Jenelle has many roles in this life, being an actress is not one of them. But somehow, someway, she was still cast in a commercial for a product called Laboraide. And it is seriously the dumbest thing you'll ever see in your whole entire life.   OK, so Laboraide is this natural, drug-free device for pregnant women to wear while they're in labor. It's supposed to allow them to be able to push more effectively and to avoid surgical interventions. It's essentially a glorified mouth guard. But we're not here to talk about the product — though why someone thinks a woman would want to bother with this nonsense while she's in the middle of labor is unexplainable — we're here to talk about Jenelle. Specifically, we're here to talk about Jenelle, her creepy boyfriend, David Eason , and their ridiculously cheesy acting. At the beginning of the commercial, we see David wheel Jenelle into the hospital. You'd think she'd be in pain, or at least a little anxious, but no. Not Jenelle.   She is calm and serene, ready to shove a hunk of plastic in her mouth and push that baby out.   When she gets to her hospital bed, she hops in, then puts that fancy mouth guard right in her gob. She's ready now! Right in the middle of labor, she's so in control of it all that she's able to take a moment from her steady breathing to share a sweet smile with her third baby daddy. And then, when that baby is finally born, she's able to sit back and relax, not a drop of sweat or blood or any other bodily fluid in sight, and just cuddle that child. Did we mention that she's rocking giant pearl earrings all throughout her delivery? Because she is. None of it makes sense, and Jenelle is a horrible actress, especially for pretending to do something she's done three times now in real life. But that's the magic of it. See Jenelle's acting chops in what could very possibly be the worst commercial of all time:

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Jenelle Evans: See Her Absolutely Insane New Commercial!

Jenelle Evans: See Her Absolutely Insane New Commercial!

Jenelle Evans is many things. She's a mother. She's a daughter. She's almost someone's wife. She's a habitual offender . While Jenelle has many roles in this life, being an actress is not one of them. But somehow, someway, she was still cast in a commercial for a product called Laboraide. And it is seriously the dumbest thing you'll ever see in your whole entire life.   OK, so Laboraide is this natural, drug-free device for pregnant women to wear while they're in labor. It's supposed to allow them to be able to push more effectively and to avoid surgical interventions. It's essentially a glorified mouth guard. But we're not here to talk about the product — though why someone thinks a woman would want to bother with this nonsense while she's in the middle of labor is unexplainable — we're here to talk about Jenelle. Specifically, we're here to talk about Jenelle, her creepy boyfriend, David Eason , and their ridiculously cheesy acting. At the beginning of the commercial, we see David wheel Jenelle into the hospital. You'd think she'd be in pain, or at least a little anxious, but no. Not Jenelle.   She is calm and serene, ready to shove a hunk of plastic in her mouth and push that baby out.   When she gets to her hospital bed, she hops in, then puts that fancy mouth guard right in her gob. She's ready now! Right in the middle of labor, she's so in control of it all that she's able to take a moment from her steady breathing to share a sweet smile with her third baby daddy. And then, when that baby is finally born, she's able to sit back and relax, not a drop of sweat or blood or any other bodily fluid in sight, and just cuddle that child. Did we mention that she's rocking giant pearl earrings all throughout her delivery? Because she is. None of it makes sense, and Jenelle is a horrible actress, especially for pretending to do something she's done three times now in real life. But that's the magic of it. See Jenelle's acting chops in what could very possibly be the worst commercial of all time:

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Kylie Jenner Gets a Halloween Post of Her Own of the Day

Kylie Jenner is a ghetto fame whoring creature that crawled out of the mom Kardashian, the demon who orchestrated this whole thing by exploiting one daughter, signing a deal with Ryan Seacrest, and putting this ridiculously vapid show together, that society apparently likes or are engaged in, whether it is to mock them or to experience that trainwreck of stupidity, envying their whore behavior because it is the closest thing to rich and hollywood that their shitty walmart cashier life can connect to… She fucks black rappers, she dresses like this for Halloween, she should have been taken away from her family at a young age, due to child abuse and neglect, used as a prop…but I guess when you’re rich…tranny self involved dad and mom…and all their abuse…goes unnoticed…even when televised. They are shit on all levels, they are terrible role models, they have zero to offer…yet America loves them..and I guess I am perpetuating this bullshit…by posting her snapchats, this is what these fame whores want…but the good news is, I have no readers and no one cares what I think… So here are freshly 18,despite being so damaged at 18…I can’t wait for all this to fall apart…we just need a drug overdose, or some kind of crisis that is fueled by horrible parents exploiting her….I wonder when it will happen…hopefully soon…but they all love money so much…it probably will just continue…and I blame you. I still think her costume should have been Kim during the sex tape…with black Dildo inside her and all…but I guess they didn’t ask my opinion. This is not that interesting….I’d apologize, but who cares… . TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS GETTING DOWN FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE The post Kylie Jenner Gets a Halloween Post of Her Own of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Will Never Use Tinder

Selena Gomez covers the latest issue of Flare, telling the magazine that she is single, though there’s one place where you’ll never find her mingling: On Tinder. “I would never go on Tinder!” Selena tells the publication, explaining: “I think it would scare me. I go on dates. It’s not that difficult – I’m a nice young lady [laughs] – but that’s not my focus. I’m really stoked about being with myself right now.” Gomez has a new album coming out on October 8 and has been giving many interviews in the days leading up to it, often touching on her romantic past with Justin Bieber . She didn’t name her fellow pop star specifically this time around, but she did say of the last two years: “I’ve felt so much in the past two years, from being super in love and then dealing with things to getting older and all these beautiful experiences that were complicated and exciting.” Bieber himself actually talked about Selena recently as well, saying the celebrities were too in love at too young of an age for it to work out. In closing, Gomez was asked about her friendship with Taylor Swift , gushing over her BFF as follows: “A bunch of women I look up to and admire are supporting one another, and Taylor has such a beautiful way of bringing people together. That was good for me, because the more I started working, the more uncomfortable I was. “I wouldn’t trust people, and Taylor has a way of stripping down everything and just getting down to being human. I love that.”

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Jenelle Evans FLIPS OUT, Storms Off Set During Teen Mom 2 Reunion!

These days, Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith are broken up for good. We know they’ve said that before, but recently, Jenelle assaulted Nathan’s new girlfriend , which is how breakups are cemented in Jenelle’s world. However, back in July when last night’s Teen Mom 2 Season 6 reunion special was filmed, Jenelle and Nathan were still trying to make things work, and we had a front row seat for the stinking garbage fire that was the final days of their relationship. “He completely cut me off and all I was trying to do was get him back for so long,” a tearful Jenelle told the audience and Dr. Drew. “And nothing I did was working so I just gave up, and, finally, when I gave up, he came back to me and he wanted to be back with me.” When  Captain Obvious Dr. Drew pointed out that Jenelle and Nathan were in an abusive relationship, Jenelle replied, “We’re working things out.” Given her many arrests and her long history of being awful, it’s tough to feel bad for Jenelle, but she won our sympathy when talking about the panic attacks she suffered after Nathan started dating someone new. Then Nathan joined her on stage and the claws came out. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans & Nathan Griffith: A TMI, Sometimes Rocky Romance Jenelle stormed off set not once, but twice last night. Her first exit came when Nathan accused her of “playing the victim.” Considering this wasn’t long after Nathan was arrested for domestic violence , we’d say she has a right to do so, and Jenelle was fully justified in taking her leave of the proceedings. She was coaxed back from to the stage, and this time she directed her wrath at her mother, the incomparable Barbara Evans. View Slideshow: Barbara Evans: A Tribute to Jenelle’s Mahhh Barbara still has custody of Jenelle’s first son, Jace, and when the began to argue about his upbringing (as they do every time they get together), Jenelle absolutely lost it: “Oh really, Mom? And look at you, you work in Walmart deli,” Jenelle screamed. “I’m going to be a medical assistant saving people’s lives while you serve f–king food.”  Obviously, that’s totally out of line. People who serve lunch meat save lives every day! Anyway, Jenelle continued to go off on her mom as she stormed off set for a second time: “She doesn’t deserve anyone — anyone’s love, anyone’s affection. When I was pregnant, she called me a f—king whore. I’m done. You’re not forcing me to film.” Tell us what you really think, Jenelle! As always, if you missed any of the ridiculously high drama, you can watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic.

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