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Kendall Jenner Strategic Nude vs Kylie Jenner Strategic Selfie of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OH LOOK – Kendall and Kyle Jenner are whoring…they must be getting instructed by their team that due to summer vacation, their numbers are dropping and it is important to bring them back up, since the family’s future relies on them…you know being shameless, opportunistic whores requires STRATEGY…and apparently…plastic surgery, face injections and half nakedness….I approve of…but the rest of it…just take them out back and put them out of their misery for the benefit of society as a whole… The post Kendall Jenner Strategic Nude vs Kylie Jenner Strategic Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vanessa Axente is a Skinny Model in Twin No. 12 SS 2015 of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vanessa Axente is some Hungarian model…and she’s got a nice level of skinny model body to remind us that this feminist social media controlled world that has influenced the media to celebrate fat chicks, because the people who write the media are fat chicks, and wish they had the confidence in their fat chick bodies to put themselves out there half naked like they were Lena Dunham, without realizing that Lena Dunham would be as disgusting if she was skinny….and just because a fat chicks has no shame doesn’t mean we as a society should pat them on the pack and say “good job having no dignity you fucking pig, why not put some effort in the gym, instead of this lazy cry for attention”… What I am trying to say is that there are enough fat chicks in the world…that I like to focus on not so fat chicks in half naked and full naked shoots…call me crazy..because based on society…sometimes I think I am… The post Vanessa Axente is a Skinny Model in Twin No. 12 SS 2015 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicola Peltz in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicola Peltz is a billionaire’s daughter who is named Nelson and rumored to be worth 1.7 billion dollars….He has been married 3 times, the last being with Nicola’s mom who he has 8 kids with…because that’s how models who date billionaires secure their retirement…in the event that daddy and all his legal team fuck them in the divorce, provided they ever give into divorce, when ignoring the misery is an easier and more lucrative strategy…that meds can number the pain… Anyways, Nicola is a babe and a budding star thanks to her dad who probably invested in the shows she’s been in, or called on favors from friends in the industry, because why` make her work or get educated when he made enough money for all of them to live off of forever, so why not just have fun… Either way she’s a cute Jewish rich kid who’s dad owned Snapple, Wendy’s and a bunch of other bullshit…free burgers for life motherfuckers…now stare at her bikini top. The post Nicola Peltz in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Avril Lavigne and Winnie Cooper Lesbian Kiss of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometimes, watching videos like this, make me want to kill myself…knowing they exist and that millions of people are going to watch this Canadian garbage…or even pay for the horrible song download on iTunes…because it exists and it features their favorite one-trick pony who is too old to dress like this 15 year old suburban mall chick who sings songs like this… But there is a Lesbian Kiss with Winnie Cooper…which would make sense since Wonder Years was on TV when when Avril Lavigne was 15…you know 20 fucking years ago…and Lesbian kisses get hits….even when the only hit should be out on her head to put her out of her misery….or our misery…from allowing her to produce shit like this…

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40 Year Old Avril Lavigne’s Song About Being 17 of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Old timer Avril Lavigne has a song about her youth…. I can’t believe she’s still milking that one trick pony she rode in on. I mean she’s probably pushing 40 by now, yet she still dresses like a 17 year old, and writes song about being 17, even though you know she probably doesn’t remember being 17 because it was so long ago. I think we call this knowing her market, but more importantly knowing shit lyrics that speak to 17 year olds, you know low level smut with lyrics like “acting stupid for fun”….”not caring about anything”….”cuz we were 17″….shut the fuck up cunt. Somone needs this twat sent back to Canada so we can do what needs to be done to her Canadian beaver….that has got out of line….you know take it out back and have it shot, stuffed and mounted. You know cuz either we put her out of her misery, or she becomes the source of our misery. I mean seriously, her career has been going on for 15 years, I would have assumed she’d be a has been stripper by now. Where did it all go wrong ? Here are the hottest Avril Lavigne pictures I could find on such short notice..

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40 Year Old Avril Lavigne’s Song About Being 17 of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Old timer Avril Lavigne has a song about her youth…. I can’t believe she’s still milking that one trick pony she rode in on. I mean she’s probably pushing 40 by now, yet she still dresses like a 17 year old, and writes song about being 17, even though you know she probably doesn’t remember being 17 because it was so long ago. I think we call this knowing her market, but more importantly knowing shit lyrics that speak to 17 year olds, you know low level smut with lyrics like “acting stupid for fun”….”not caring about anything”….”cuz we were 17″….shut the fuck up cunt. Somone needs this twat sent back to Canada so we can do what needs to be done to her Canadian beaver….that has got out of line….you know take it out back and have it shot, stuffed and mounted. You know cuz either we put her out of her misery, or she becomes the source of our misery. I mean seriously, her career has been going on for 15 years, I would have assumed she’d be a has been stripper by now. Where did it all go wrong ? Here are the hottest Avril Lavigne pictures I could find on such short notice..

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It’s Back! RiffTrax Returns With Live, Uncut Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny Revival

Posted on December 16, 2011 by | Leave a comment

Depending on whom you ask, Christmas is a time of cheery togetherness or sharing in the misery. The latest holiday effort from RiffTrax is a bit of both. The RiffTrax team — Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett — will take to Ustream tonight to revisit a Christmas gem they made fun of a year ago, Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny , for the communal enjoyment of bad-movie fans.

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Happy Friday! Here’s the Trailer for Lars von Trier’s Armageddon Movie, Melancholia

Posted on April 8, 2011 by | Leave a comment

Kirsten Dunst is having some second thoughts about her decision to marry. Sure, as one character notes, she’s positively glowing at her wedding, but soon she’s in the back room about to cry. Finally she makes the confession: “I’m not really happy.” Oh, the tragedy. If only another planet would come and crash into the earth to put her out of her misery! Ah, but have no fear – That hypothetical planet is actually hurtling toward our planet right now , and you know that Lars Von Trier is going to make sure that it collides! Yep, the trailer for Von Trier’s “beautiful film about the end of the world,” Melancholia , has arrived. Naturally, borderline NSFW nudity lies ahead.

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Ellen Pompeo’s Ass Kicking Mom Nipple of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ellen Pompeo is built like a tank, you know like Cameron Diaz Pretending to be Madonna, leaving the gym post pregnancy, but her nipples can’t hide the fact that a babies been sucking on the shit as hard as it can before shit dry up and turn into a dude from all the testosterone and the good news is no one knows who the fuck Ellen Pompeo is to notice. I mean other than the trailer park trash who watch Grey’s Anatomy….not that they use the internet….

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Jessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s nothing good about this scene. Jessica Simpson is leaving the gym. It’s the end of a fucking era cuz you know she’s got the best trainers, dieticians, and that she will end up slim and hot as fuck not just hot cuz she’s weak and depressed and when she does, I’ll have nothing to point and laugh at from the comfort of my soiled couch, you know bathing in her misery, but will instead look at her in anger that I didn’t move down to Texas to crawl into her vagina while she was at her all time low. Now she’s getting back on track and we’re faced with lost opportunities due to drunken laziness..the story of my fucking life….no that I coulda seduced her at her fattest…but I have been pretty good at seducing fat chicks…so you never know…but then again they were never famous fat chicks…who were once hot fat chicks who guys still masturbated to fat chicks…but it worked in theory and sometimes that’s good enough to keep me going…

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