OH LOOK – Kendall and Kyle Jenner are whoring…they must be getting instructed by their team that due to summer vacation, their numbers are dropping and it is important to bring them back up, since the family’s future relies on them…you know being shameless, opportunistic whores requires STRATEGY…and apparently…plastic surgery, face injections and half nakedness….I approve of…but the rest of it…just take them out back and put them out of their misery for the benefit of society as a whole… The post Kendall Jenner Strategic Nude vs Kylie Jenner Strategic Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The nice thing about instagram is that when a girl posts her picture it is just an honest version of herself, just a snapshot of that moment, of her letting you into her world like a cam girl, but less porny, but sometimes not that much less porny, thanks to being perverts who can make any situation porny…. It’s like girls never take 40 selfies to capture the best one to post, they don’t run it through filters and photoshop apps to really tone and fix their body…so that when you meet them in person, not that you will, you won’t have any idea who they are, it’s a security measure really, reformat yourself into a fetish or cartoon version of yourself and you will be safer, all while pretending to be some hot shit on the IG… It’s a weird world, knowing that this pic was posed and edited and posted by the girl, rather than some creepy dude capturing the shot from afar…because sluts, exhibitionists, who love attention, are just making our lives and jobs as creepy perverts easier..they are FEEDING us their smut and as a lazy man who doesn’t leave the couch…I appreciate it. The post Alexis Ren’s Casual Instagram Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Josie Canseco may just be the daughter of Jose Canseco with a ridiculous name, naked after her daughter on some trashy shit… But she’s also in a white bathing suit and I can see her pussy and I love that shit, it’s a fetish for me and for anyone out there with a brain…because seeing pussy, that can be played off as unintentional…when clearly it is intentional…is magical to pervert as fuck me… I have experienced pussy flashes though sheer bottoms before and they always stay fresh and exciting even when the pussy they are on is neither of those things… This one is rich Baseball kid…is putting that trustfund to good use..trashy and delicious…. The post Josie Canseco and the Pussy in Bikini Trash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Alba is pregnant, but not overly pregnant yet, you know the right amount of pregnant where her body just thickens up in a weird fat ass way, and where you can’t knock her up no matter how much you cum in her, which in and of itself is a highlight…if you’re into getting her well documented herpes…and if you’re into a girl well past her prime, but still pretty good, because she’s a vapid LA person and that’s all part of what they are about, I mean she was a celeb before the face of a billion dollar brand…manipulating us all…but that round ass..it’s good to look at, so juicy and delicious…that even if you hate Alba and all she represents..like you were her husband demanding a paternity test cuz you can’t trust bitches these days…. I don’t know where I’m going with this…other than JUICY…and worth thinking about sticking your fingers up inside…..you know to help massage her pregnancy from the inside out… The post ALba Thick Ass Mom to Be in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
