No one actually knows who Kimberley Garner is, but she has been trying to find a way to be as relevant as possible doing what any woman with some level of intelligence would do…she’s posing half naked on the internet hoping to get noticed….she did follow me on twitter for 10 minutes once…that’s how I noticed her…but then our love died a fast painful death. I would say that any woman who was drawn to staring in a reality show, which I think is what Kim Garner is known for, is the kind of shameless attention seeker, being shameless and attention seeking….who would evolve into someone like this, who moves to LA, is still in Bikinis, is trying to make it in America but the people really just don’t care….but they do like her bikini pics…so keep that going until you’re too old and it’s too late… Makes sense to me.
Idiot in Montreal… Dude Takes Out Woman with a Stool Public Masturbating Driver Loses Control – Dude Survives Girl Gets Beat New Years Countdown Pussy Sprayer The post New Years Day Has the Girls from Insta Like.. and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Joanna Krupa is a bootleg celebrity….she’s not actually a celebrity but she was on a series of well watched, or at least they tell us they are well watched,Reality Shows… Shes’ got over 1 million followers on Social Media so I guess that means she matters, or counts, even though you can buy 1 million followers for about 1,000 dollars… She’s best known to me as an early 2000s, we’re talking Y2k model who never made it as a model, but who was in magazines like Maxim…masturabtion fodder to pervert dudes who read that shit….well now she’s older but still getting naked.. flashing her pussy lips…and that pussy lips look like a good pussy to me….because old, irrelevant, washed up, clickbait or not…she’s looking good… The post Joanna Krupa Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The funniest thing about Maitland Ward, is that despite not really understanding who the fuck she is, she’s been consistently the most popular posts I post on the site in the last year or two and that makes no fucking sense to me…because I don’t know why anyone would care about a chubby, 40 year old, ginger bitch with sloppy body and tits, all because she was on boy meets world in the 90s, and I guess the people who follow the site or click on this shit are people who go to blogs, thus 40 year olds who were prime nerd age when blogs started, and this is the shit they like… None of that new young pussy being shameless and erotic….focus on the low level, average at best look, Walgreen Dream….like Maitland Ward… I mean good job finding her hustle…if only we could find what we are good at, what we find fun, getting paid without having to really do anything…decent…. The post Maitland Wards Doing the Same Tricks in 2018 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
OH LOOK – Kendall and Kyle Jenner are whoring…they must be getting instructed by their team that due to summer vacation, their numbers are dropping and it is important to bring them back up, since the family’s future relies on them…you know being shameless, opportunistic whores requires STRATEGY…and apparently…plastic surgery, face injections and half nakedness….I approve of…but the rest of it…just take them out back and put them out of their misery for the benefit of society as a whole… The post Kendall Jenner Strategic Nude vs Kylie Jenner Strategic Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Apparently – Liza Kei – is a “fashion model” with some very important modeling agencies…and she went out for some topless on the beach because topless isn’t porn – it’s art – and stop sexualizing the nipple – even though all people sexualize the nipple – making it good for traffic, followers because tits get hits….it just seems less shameless… That said, photographer ERIK TRANBERG , who was a friend of the site, or one of our instagram followers, and who may still be, but probbaly isn’t because all these photographers think I’m a bad look for them, as they recruit these girls to do titty shoots under the pretense that it’s not porn, and I call them out for it being shameless attempts at getting attention…and often times use words like “whore”…or “slut”…which in this world of pussies…can’t handle it.. That doesn’t mean I won’t look and celebrate old friends…and their pics of hot chicks…because ultimately…all these chicks are hot…whether I call out their marketing tactics or not.. The post Liza Kei Nipple for Our Friend Erik Tranberg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid is such dog shit. She’s now been cast by Reebok for some fitness line because she’s starved herself for her fake model career, a model career that is built on bullshit instagram followers, a fake friendship with some Kardashian cunt, and the world being a bunch of fucking clowns who follow garbage trash because they don’t know who else to follow, leading to brands hiring garbage trash because they don’t know who else to hire…it’s just the way it goes… Now this bitch, like call her rich arab brat with a trust fund, a deep voice, a celebrity boyfriend, and a lot of hype because all she wanted to for her 18th birthday was a modeling career, with some instagram fame…and like most rich arab brats, she got what she wanted….all while rocking a doughy face that looks like some kind of doll, and not in a good way, not the kind you’d want to really jerk off on…but the brands think you do…otherwise why would they use her in the campaign…a campaign you know she’s paid heavy money on…but more importantly, a campaign that won’t convert for them, because I talk to 18 year old girls all fucking day…and not one of them thinks this bitch has it going on, or that this bitch is anything more important that a rich kid brat with access, or that she’s got any substance beyond the garbage that she is….but the good news is that GIGI and her ego do…they think she’s so important…and that’s why she’s out there being shameless…and owning this model thing…even if it’s a joke…you can’t let people think you think it’s a joke…when we all know you know it’s a joke…because the brands will stop writing checks you don’t need… I guess what I’m saying is take the model jobs from the 1% and start giving them to the unknowns who are actually hot…it’s important… Garbage…but at least she’s looking skinny… The post Gigi Hadid is Such Dog Shit for Reebok of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Talula Willis is the hottest of the WIllis sisters…I don’t know if she’s the lesbian one, or just the hipster one. I just know that she’s been an ambassador for the nipple campaign and in being an ambassador for the nipple campaign she’s found clever ways to put her nipple out on social media, which I think is a really notable cause, but more importantly, a good use of time…when you have a trust fund, don’t need a job, or even if you work at the local subway, I will like you better if you commit your free time to finding clever ways to show the world your nipple in pics as creatively as possible, so that they won’t get deleted off Instagram to prove a point to the world, and that point is that I can still jerk off to tits like it was the 80s…when her monster of a mom was just sucking dick to get a head The post Talula Willis in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but don’t realize they aren’t, because people around them suck up to them….is that they end up looking like trannies… Thanks to science and not making babies..she defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…despite menopause..because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness… The post Carmen Electra in a Beach Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
