There was a time when the spoiled, Hollywood born and raised, only has a career because her parents are industry, was only really notable for one performance in Secretary where she pissed herself in some 50 Shades of Grey before 50 Shades of Grey that was probably better executed than 50 Shades of Grey but I’ll never watch that shit… Well…she made an announcement that she’s too old to be cast as the love interest, and she’s not lying, she’s also too old to be cast as the street hooker, but she’s doing it anyway, and she’s about as cute and affordable as you’d expect…. I don’t know but this pic is a winner… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maggie Gyllenhaal Terrifying Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shay Mitchell is another ethnically ambiguous Canadian rich girl who’s parents put her into acting because I guess they thought she was cute and that it would be a good hobby that could lead to the fame they felt she deserved… I know someone who went to the same Boarding School as her in Vancouver, and apparently she was a cunt back then, so I can assume that getting cast on a huge show, and having a huge social media following has made hr more down to earth and respectful of the people around her…that’s usually what giving ego spoiled brats more reason to have egos…does to a motherfucker…just look how it worked out for Bieber… I’ve never met her, I assume she was exported to LA at a young age…because she’s probably still young…and depsite general American beliefs, no, I don’t know Shay Mitchell from Canada…we don’t share an uncle…and despite being the asshole of America, Canada still has 30 million people, I probbaly only know 10 of them…we don’t all share an igloo.. Either way, she posted pics of her face getting jizzed on by some kind of muppet, or Crayola monster…and I figure there’s a fetish in this, because there is a fetish in everything…and you know even the most obscure thing you can think of….a dude has jerked off to it…which makes for a fun game…try to guess something someone hasn’t jerked off to…I’d say a soiled diaper…but I know people into that..so I gotta dig deerper…maybe something like the remnants of road kill on the bumper of a 1950s Ford Pick-Up truck…I mean that’s getting specific…but there’s probably some backwoods freak into that…driving around right now in his truck looking for skunk to run over…it’s the pheromones that get him….. The post Shay Mitchell’s Colorful Facial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Talula Willis is the hottest of the WIllis sisters…I don’t know if she’s the lesbian one, or just the hipster one. I just know that she’s been an ambassador for the nipple campaign and in being an ambassador for the nipple campaign she’s found clever ways to put her nipple out on social media, which I think is a really notable cause, but more importantly, a good use of time…when you have a trust fund, don’t need a job, or even if you work at the local subway, I will like you better if you commit your free time to finding clever ways to show the world your nipple in pics as creatively as possible, so that they won’t get deleted off Instagram to prove a point to the world, and that point is that I can still jerk off to tits like it was the 80s…when her monster of a mom was just sucking dick to get a head The post Talula Willis in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
