Shay Mitchell is another ethnically ambiguous Canadian rich girl who’s parents put her into acting because I guess they thought she was cute and that it would be a good hobby that could lead to the fame they felt she deserved… I know someone who went to the same Boarding School as her in Vancouver, and apparently she was a cunt back then, so I can assume that getting cast on a huge show, and having a huge social media following has made hr more down to earth and respectful of the people around her…that’s usually what giving ego spoiled brats more reason to have egos…does to a motherfucker…just look how it worked out for Bieber… I’ve never met her, I assume she was exported to LA at a young age…because she’s probably still young…and depsite general American beliefs, no, I don’t know Shay Mitchell from Canada…we don’t share an uncle…and despite being the asshole of America, Canada still has 30 million people, I probbaly only know 10 of them…we don’t all share an igloo.. Either way, she posted pics of her face getting jizzed on by some kind of muppet, or Crayola monster…and I figure there’s a fetish in this, because there is a fetish in everything…and you know even the most obscure thing you can think of….a dude has jerked off to it…which makes for a fun game…try to guess something someone hasn’t jerked off to…I’d say a soiled diaper…but I know people into that..so I gotta dig deerper…maybe something like the remnants of road kill on the bumper of a 1950s Ford Pick-Up truck…I mean that’s getting specific…but there’s probably some backwoods freak into that…driving around right now in his truck looking for skunk to run over…it’s the pheromones that get him….. The post Shay Mitchell’s Colorful Facial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Shay Mitchell’s Colorful Facial of the Day
