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Solid and Stripe Bikini Company Swim Team Campaign with Lots of Models of the Day

Hailey Clauson, Lily Aldridge, Jessica Hart, Carolyn Murphy, Jourdan Dunn, Eniko Mihalik, Elsa Hosk, Natasha Poly, Toni Garrn, Josephine Skriver, Barbara Palvin, Isabeli Fontana, Hannah Ferguson – all got together for what I assume is a Sports Illustrated campaign for a bikini company, and all got into their bikinis, to do bikini modeling, in a world where everyone at least on social media seem to be in bikinis at all time, and everyone seem to be bikini models in their own right, so that we don’t need these overpaid peopled doing these overpaid shoots….because you can capture it on the iphone… Which I guess is why Solid and Stripes was able to afford all these models – private plane to the beaches – because all these motherfucking instagram girls are eating up their bikinis all day…I mean this is a lot of fucking expensive pussy whether we think they deserve to be paid or not – getting paid…. Here’s the video…. The post Solid and Stripe Bikini Company Swim Team Campaign with Lots of Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bethenny Frankel is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Bethenny Frankel has been a very rich reality star for a very long time…but she’s also been a fucking zombie who likes to get into a bikini to show off her fake tits as these women do…I mean why else buy yourself a set of tits…right…RIGHT…. The funniest thing about her, is that her entire existence is based on a series of bikini paparazzi pics, that’s all I’ve seen her do the last few years since her Housewives shit ended. She has one of those hard looking faces that you just can’t quite figure out how she ended up on TV, but who cares about an old lady’s hard face, when she’s got a skinny body , and really she made her money off producing a product line of SKINNY GIRL booze, for the skinny girls to get drunk, the way you like them…so it’s nice to see her keeping it up… It means she’s passionate about SKINNY, no room for the fat….so for that we celebrate a leader in SKINNY…even if she looks like a ZOMBIE… The post Bethenny Frankel is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maitland Wards Doing the Same Tricks in 2018 of the Day

The funniest thing about Maitland Ward, is that despite not really understanding who the fuck she is, she’s been consistently the most popular posts I post on the site in the last year or two and that makes no fucking sense to me…because I don’t know why anyone would care about a chubby, 40 year old, ginger bitch with sloppy body and tits, all because she was on boy meets world in the 90s, and I guess the people who follow the site or click on this shit are people who go to blogs, thus 40 year olds who were prime nerd age when blogs started, and this is the shit they like… None of that new young pussy being shameless and erotic….focus on the low level, average at best look, Walgreen Dream….like Maitland Ward… I mean good job finding her hustle…if only we could find what we are good at, what we find fun, getting paid without having to really do anything…decent…. The post Maitland Wards Doing the Same Tricks in 2018 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olivia Munn Master Manipulator of the Day

Hooker Olivia Munn….who slept her way around the industry….and convinced them to get her in movies after her claim to fame was hosting a show that Sara Jean Underwood also hosted….while Sara Jean Underwood is taking hooker pics to push her snapchat premium where she masturbates for perverts…while MUNN Is getting blockbuster hits… The funniest thing about her is that she trolls, she’s not even in the new Xmen movie, yet she shows up to the city it is filming in and posts her doing karate with some local MMA chick to make the world think she’s in the movie…to troll…manipulate…and get herself into the movie from the social pressure of her fans that I am amazed she even has because she’s an old cunt in a world with new pussy… Scams! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Munn Master Manipulator of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Mood Is Slutty Lingerie

The funniest thing about Instagram models are their captions when they post. Today’s Emily Ratajkowski caption is “Mood 1 and 2”. Whatever that means. I guess she tryig to tell her followers that if you are 7 on 10 and hotter, wear slutty clothes and post it on social media, you never have to work a day in your life. Deep!                 Continue reading

Lindsay Lohan Changing For the paparazzi of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is in Italy…and I guess the paparazzi cared enough to get what I like to think of as an Old School style paparazzi pic, the one of the past, when privacy was actually invaded, stalking actually took place, as celebrities would be terrorized to get that bikini pic from there vacation…you know hired helicopters, zoom lenses…some spy shit.. It was an era before social media, self produced content, where talent wasn’t found based on followers you had because of ass pics…but rather because you sucked a producer’s dick… I don’t care if Lohan staged this, I don’t think she did, so I’ll just pretend this is the glory days, watching Lohan change while she doesn’t know she[s being watched, the way it was meant to be… But she’s broke, probably a hooker now, so to think this is honest…is probably just wishful thinking, but sometimes, wishful thinking is all we need… TO SEE HER CLEAVAGE WHILE LOOKING LIKE HER BEAT UP MOM CLICK HERE TO SEE HER ON A BOAT CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Changing For the paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne Nipples then Ass Grabbed by Gigi Hadid for Kendall Jenner of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a lesbian model turned actor, who started out as a socialite with a trust fund, invited to all the cool parties, because all that it takes to matter is attending the right events, surrounding yourself with the right people, because you’re a quirky dancing monkey…who I guess takes a good picture… I guess her nipple pic, is hardly anything magcial, it’s just a fucking nipple, but maybe this pic of Gigi Hadid, who her friends call “G-Spot”….grabbing her ass, that says “Assland”…which coincidentally is the name of a message board I started in 2000 that failed horribly… These little “it-girls”…obsessed with social media are all just leveraging each other…to get more and more and more famous… Hookers call this the #WCW Souless rich kids call this OMG BFF…WHERE’S TAYLOR SWIFT…WE NEED HER IN ON THIS! Here’s Kendall, who posted the above pic’s nipples…from a fashion show.. The post Cara Delevingne Nipples then Ass Grabbed by Gigi Hadid for Kendall Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez’s Titty Fuel of the Day

People are fascinated with Selena Gomez and her tits, you know trying to figure out if they are real or implants, because Mexicans never have nice full tits, it’s a genetic thing, and Hollywood chicks all have implants, it’s just the way of the land….but I am more interested in her chunky face…are those double chin implants, you know to fill yourself out…and make yourself relatable to the new generation of obese…or is it just diet, exercise, and steroids from her LUPUS… Well I guess this product placement, that you know she’s getting paid for, because subtle money grubbing isn’t really her thing, and obvious money grubbing is…demonstrates that the fat is real…. The post Selena Gomez’s Titty Fuel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Avril Lavigne and Her Lyme Disease Tears for Canadian Bachelor of the Day

I think the funniest thing in this interview, is that Jesse Palmer, who is a Montrealer, who was on the Bachelor, and who has been rumored to burn through as many local girl as possible, you know small cities only have one or two people who have been on TV that aren’t hockey players… I guess he’s on Good Morning America…but more importantly, he’s making Avril Lavigne cry about her Lyme Disease, because of her tick ridden tween angst at Hot Topic pussy… I forgot she was married to Nickelback… HEre are pics of her The post Avril Lavigne and Her Lyme Disease Tears for Canadian Bachelor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adam Sandler And Bob Barker Are Reunited

So, this is pretty much the greatest thing ever. 19 years after Happy Gilmore , Adam Sandler and Bob Barker reunited to bust each other’s balls (literally) for a good cause for Comedy Central’s annual Night of Too Many Stars special. No joke: it’s probably the funniest thing Sandler’s done in years.

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