Hailey Clauson, Lily Aldridge, Jessica Hart, Carolyn Murphy, Jourdan Dunn, Eniko Mihalik, Elsa Hosk, Natasha Poly, Toni Garrn, Josephine Skriver, Barbara Palvin, Isabeli Fontana, Hannah Ferguson – all got together for what I assume is a Sports Illustrated campaign for a bikini company, and all got into their bikinis, to do bikini modeling, in a world where everyone at least on social media seem to be in bikinis at all time, and everyone seem to be bikini models in their own right, so that we don’t need these overpaid peopled doing these overpaid shoots….because you can capture it on the iphone… Which I guess is why Solid and Stripes was able to afford all these models – private plane to the beaches – because all these motherfucking instagram girls are eating up their bikinis all day…I mean this is a lot of fucking expensive pussy whether we think they deserve to be paid or not – getting paid…. Here’s the video…. The post Solid and Stripe Bikini Company Swim Team Campaign with Lots of Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I feel like the recruiter for Victoria’s Secret 25 years ago, when I was walking down the beaches of Brazil and found two fit, tall, models that I could either abduct or hire at a discount, to work for my billion dollar brand built off cheap Chinese manufacturing, product made for very little, sold at a premium, all because girls like this happened…. Only, it’s 25 years later, the exploitation of these women is done, and now, at 45, both still look good, but I think it’s time for them to retire their bikini bottoms professionally, and stick to doing it on an amateur level like this…because there are so many budding new tall fit skinny models out there who aren’t 45… Leave some damn room for the future pussy…..whether from Brazil or really anywhere…but I guess we’ve got Instagram for that. Ambrosio: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Goulart: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio VS Isabel Goulart in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Luigi & Iango are photographers that work with important magazines like Vogue, important brands in the fashion world like Mayebelline, and thus with a lot of fashion models, both working and established and aspiring and irrelevant… The kind of connected dudes who girls flock to in hopes of inspiring them to take pics and put them on the map… Typical… I guess they’ve done a Calendar for something, and some of the nude pics of the models are making the rounds…so I’ll post them because I like nude models, shit is porn to me. The models are: Daria Strokous, Jourdan Dunn, Carolyn Murphy (who has a sex tape you know), Isabeli Fontana…. The post Luigi & Iango’s Topless Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Luigi & Iango are photographers that work with important magazines like Vogue, important brands in the fashion world like Mayebelline, and thus with a lot of fashion models, both working and established and aspiring and irrelevant… The kind of connected dudes who girls flock to in hopes of inspiring them to take pics and put them on the map… Typical… I guess they’ve done a Calendar for something, and some of the nude pics of the models are making the rounds…so I’ll post them because I like nude models, shit is porn to me. The models are: Daria Strokous, Jourdan Dunn, Carolyn Murphy (who has a sex tape you know), Isabeli Fontana…. The post Luigi & Iango’s Topless Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Carolyn Murphy is an old timer model….who I barely remember as a model but who is still a model because she’s in these titty fashion pics that are barely worth posting or memorable… She’s best known for having a sex tape, I don’t remember if it was a good sex tape, I just know I have seen it and that when it originally came out, her lawyers went nuts and tried to erase it…yet it lives on today and forever thanks to the internet and every time she does a photoshoot…it comes back up…as it fucking should…because sex tapes are fun and the most important thing she’s done… All these models are whores…at all ages…and that’s about all there is to it. The post Carolyn Murphy Nude for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Carolyn Murphy is the star of a model sex tape that got removed from the internet – and it wasn’t even that good – but I figure if you’re out there getting paid to model – you might as well release videos of you getting fucked – or taking loads or any of that good stuff as a way of giving back or having some level of purpose – since clearly..what they do for a living is ripping everyone off…it’s a scam.. So I like seeing them show tit in weird shoots for a VICE owned fashion magazine, even if she’s old…because I don’t know which one is which…I just know it’s worth looking at…cuz of tit. The post Carolyn Murphy, Guinevere van Seenus & Malgosia Bela for Fashion of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like to think of life in terms of sex tapes…like whether I have see a girl’s asshole while a penis is inside her or not…and not just in posts I do on this site, but in everything I do. I can’t even order a coffee without thinking about the girl serving me fuck…and whether I’ve seen her fuck or not..because with this whole feminist movement and tinder I can’t keep track of all the holes I’ve been in contact with the last decade…and some are probably even related to you, if not in your panties… I’ve seen a lot of girls fuck..Including…Carolyn Murphy…who had a really weird sex tape when sex tapes weren’t as common…feating her dancing awkwardly before unprotected sex…I’ve posted that shit before, her lawyers have come after me, but I assure you, you can find it….if you type in her name on a site I hold very close to my heart that you would know if you like random porn tumblr updates…a site I don’t want to incriminate myself with but where I watched her fuck 3 times already today…this if of this as a Drunkenstepfather Porn Scavenger hunt… I guess what I am saying is that Carolyn Murphy’s best work has been her sex tape, probably not the best paying because she didn’t do the Kim Kardashian, she didn’t even get paid for it, but as a model, whoring is expected and that kind of thing doesn’t fuck up your workflow.. The post Carolyn Murphy for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Big Momma Kate Upton is looking older, more sophisticated…like a mom of 5 who lives in a mansion up the hill…and who is walking around the grocery store with her two maids…pretending to be a mom…you know dignified… I guess it would make sense for Kate Upton to look 40 and like a mom by the age of 25…because at 16, her tits were bigger than your fucking head. Freaks of nature that hormonally, made you think, she’s probably going to be fat as fuck, this is unnatural, but that her parents figured they could use to set up her life and future….and they did… Despite, being huge, fat, disgustng, sloppy, broad as fuck…..she still never became a “plus sized model”…and despite falling off the radar, not really be anything special…she still managed to make 3.5 million dollars last year…in what I would have assumed was her worst year ever, as no one cared about her tits anymore…because new big natural tits took her place.. Kate Upton…pulled off a great scam…isn’t that hot, never was that hot, just busty…then fat…now this…a mom..and or a barn animal in a dress..for Harper’s Bazaar… If you care about the Top Model Earning List…. Here it is: 1. Gisele Bundchen: $44 million 2. Cara Delevingne: $9 million 3. Adriana Lima: $9 million 4. Doutzen Kroes: $7.5 million 5. Natalia Vodianova: $7 million 6. Miranda Kerr: $5.5 million 7. Joan Smalls: $5.5 million 8. Lara Stone: $5 million 9. Alessandra Ambrosio: $5 million 10. Candice Swanepoel: $5 million 11. Karlie Kloss: $5 million 12.Carolyn Murphy: $4.5 million 13. Kate Moss: $4.5 million 14. Liu Wen: $4.5 million 15. Daria Werbowy: $4.5 million 16. Kendall Jenner: $4 million 17. Hilary Rhoda: $3.5 million 18. Kate Upton: $3.5 million 19. Jourdan Dunn: $3.5 million Insane when you know as well as I know that people don’t care about these models, that people will still look at the campaign with no name models, that so many girls will model for free….who are hotter an more interesting and that paying models…especailly this kind of money is just a scam ad agencies do to keep the high budgets coming in from the brands…because if brands didn’t spend their 20% of earning on marketing, the economy would explode and they would just pay it to taxes, so you might as well go for the gold..or in Kate Upton’s case…the monster model who costs a lot… The post Kate Upton for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dita Von Teese partnered up with Christian LeBoutin, the shoe guy, to create a vintage luxury lingerie line called XXXTIAN…reminding everyong that if you’re an average looking girl with a fansite in the 90s, rocking a scam like Burlesque, where your original end goal was todo Playboy or something, you can parlay that into something major if you pretend it is exclusive or artistic. This girl must be in her 40s now, and gets paid millions of dollars a year to do what she does….cosmetic companies love her, now lingerie and fashion brands love her, and she’s not even hot, in fact, she did burlesque because she wasn’t hot enough to do real stripping, and it fucking worked… Be a slut or a whore, but don’t let anyone know that you are….position it and win…
