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Kaley Cuoco Fake Tits for Cosmo of the Day

I guess Kaley Cuoco offended feminists….so she turned to Cosmo to show off her fake tits, and say: “Of course I’m a fucking feminist. Look at me. I bleed feminism. I get equal pay to my male costars on a big show, I have my own home, I’m as independent as you could possibly be.” Because everyone is a fucking feminist now, even though I’m more into the kinds of feminists who get naked on the internet for free, instead of getting paid to get naked on the internet, because they are sexual beings, taking ownership on their sexuality, all in efforts to really just appease their egos and find a fanbase of men to pander to…. Where as Kaley Cuoco is the kind of feminist who I actually respect, because she’s not a crying for attention telling everyone she’s a feminist because just does her fucking thing and makes more money than you, she’ll have over 100,000,000 in the bank at the end of her stint as the hot but accessible girl on Big Bang THeory…she’s more than just a bunch of CHAPTER 1 Women’s Study nonsense…before she dropped out of school to pursue her ART of sending nudes to pervert men to jerk off to…. Which is too bad, cuz I’d rather be staring at Kaley Cuoco’s Asshole right now… The post Kaley Cuoco Fake Tits for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariana Grande New Album Cover of the Day

Ariana Grande may be a bit of a brown Christina Aguilera cunt, trained by Disney pretty fucking hard and capable of really navigating this entertainment industry…. The fascinating thing about her is that a pornstar told me she was a fucking whore, like a really full fledged dirty sex fuck everyone whore,…because the pornstar shared a dude with her…and had scoop…and when a pornstar calls you a dirtbag…you know you’re dirty….and I guess you’d also have answers to why she exists, whether she can sing or not, a lot of people can sing and don’t end up where she is…and that’s annoying us in all she does, especially her song.. The other fascinating thing about her is that she called America as whole fat pigs as she raped a donut like it was her and she was a Disney Exec.. She shat on an entire fucking nation of patriotic people…and all she had to do was apologize and everyone – forgave her… They didn’t slaughter her, destroy her career, probably because they also think America as a whore are a bunch of fat fucking pigs… These are apparently promo pics for some bullshit new album… The post Ariana Grande New Album Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carolyn Murphy for Interview Magazine of the Day

I like to think of life in terms of sex tapes…like whether I have see a girl’s asshole while a penis is inside her or not…and not just in posts I do on this site, but in everything I do. I can’t even order a coffee without thinking about the girl serving me fuck…and whether I’ve seen her fuck or not..because with this whole feminist movement and tinder I can’t keep track of all the holes I’ve been in contact with the last decade…and some are probably even related to you, if not in your panties… I’ve seen a lot of girls fuck..Including…Carolyn Murphy…who had a really weird sex tape when sex tapes weren’t as common…feating her dancing awkwardly before unprotected sex…I’ve posted that shit before, her lawyers have come after me, but I assure you, you can find it….if you type in her name on a site I hold very close to my heart that you would know if you like random porn tumblr updates…a site I don’t want to incriminate myself with but where I watched her fuck 3 times already today…this if of this as a Drunkenstepfather Porn Scavenger hunt… I guess what I am saying is that Carolyn Murphy’s best work has been her sex tape, probably not the best paying because she didn’t do the Kim Kardashian, she didn’t even get paid for it, but as a model, whoring is expected and that kind of thing doesn’t fuck up your workflow.. The post Carolyn Murphy for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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