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Alessandra Ambrosio VS Isabel Goulart in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

I feel like the recruiter for Victoria’s Secret 25 years ago, when I was walking down the beaches of Brazil and found two fit, tall, models that I could either abduct or hire at a discount, to work for my billion dollar brand built off cheap Chinese manufacturing, product made for very little, sold at a premium, all because girls like this happened…. Only, it’s 25 years later, the exploitation of these women is done, and now, at 45, both still look good, but I think it’s time for them to retire their bikini bottoms professionally, and stick to doing it on an amateur level like this…because there are so many budding new tall fit skinny models out there who aren’t 45… Leave some damn room for the future pussy…..whether from Brazil or really anywhere…but I guess we’ve got Instagram for that. Ambrosio: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Goulart: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio VS Isabel Goulart in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Luigi & Iango’s Topless Models of the Day

Luigi & Iango are photographers that work with important magazines like Vogue, important brands in the fashion world like Mayebelline, and thus with a lot of fashion models, both working and established and aspiring and irrelevant… The kind of connected dudes who girls flock to in hopes of inspiring them to take pics and put them on the map… Typical… I guess they’ve done a Calendar for something, and some of the nude pics of the models are making the rounds…so I’ll post them because I like nude models, shit is porn to me. The models are: Daria Strokous, Jourdan Dunn, Carolyn Murphy (who has a sex tape you know), Isabeli Fontana…. The post Luigi & Iango’s Topless Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dioni Tabbers & Valerie van der Graaf Model Tits French Kiss of the Day

When I take pics of topless models tonguing each other, I come across as some weirdo casting couch pervert trying to get a boner to jerk off to at a later date, because my models are homeless crackheads in need of 5 dollars, my camera an iphone 4 or less, and my set a back alley… When Ellen Von Unwerth does it, it’s fashion or “art”…because she’s been in the game since the 80s, has always done sexual content, but most importantly, because the world accepts her as an artist, not a pervert, being a girl perv makes things easier and girl gets PAID hefty for it… I’ll still look at her models and their big tits…cuz I like big tits…tonguing..cuz I am also a pervert…I just don’t get paid for it. The post Dioni Tabbers & Valerie van der Graaf Model Tits French Kiss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Skin Links 2.5.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, but sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Vintage hotness: Natalie Wood by the pool Fleshbot Millie Mackintosh flashes her ass cheeks Taxi Driver Movie Random topless models in some random magazine Drunken Stepfather Khloe Terae goes topless for the love of hockey Egotastic All Stars Jelena Jensen drops her bra and panties Boobie Blog Dylan Penn topless on a balcony The Nip Slip Joanna JoJo Levesque in a see-through tank top Last Men on Earth Five Better Movies than Pride & Prejudice & Zombies for you to watch instead Double Viking Melanie Iglesias is handing out football boners Steakwood

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Selena Gomez Bra on Music Video Set of the Day

Hey thanks Entertainment Tonight, not for being a staple in shitty celebrity gossip that is really just stories fed by publicists, for as long as I can remember…not for helping perpetuate the lies that these idiots created with the help of the paparazzi…..not being suck up bitches…and not for Mary Hart legs or Leeza Gibbons legs…that perverts in the 80s were forced to masturbate because porn is hard to get…but for these Selena Gomez bra pics…that are revolutionary…inspiring….capable of curing cancer…only for Selena to milk it…as she does with cures for cancer…that was a bad chemotherapy joke.. Well, she’s in a bra…that Selena Gomez…pulling all the fucking stops for this singing career she’s into.. It looks like it is some crime scene, or murder scene, tasteless based on current events…but I’m sure girls like this lack tact in everything they do because they are so self involved…caring about themselves and only themselves…can be insensitive… The post Selena Gomez Bra on Music Video Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Lambert’s Country Corn Fed Titties of the Day

Everyone is out there talking about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, two cohosts on a very fucking popular show, a story probably spun by one of the producers, who has since gone onto get a raise…because it’s been fantastic for ratings, the world, obsessed with celebrity, fame and love…tuning in every week to see what flirting happens next for the divorcees…the same demographic as their viewership…I’m onto The voice…. When as these magazine pics point out, we should be focusing on Miranda Lambert and her big country titties…because if you have to stomach new shitty country music….and this is coming from someone who listens to old country music…and who just hates the new shit…there needs to be tits to make it ok…so here are the tits…that make it ok…I just need some Whiskey and my horse to get through this… The post Miranda Lambert’s Country Corn Fed Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Does Pilates and is Good of the Day

Here’s a firm…muscular…ass of an action star who just recently turned 18 so she should have a firm…muscular…ass… But unfortunately for anyone who hates fat chicks, that’s not really a given anymore, 18 year olds aren’t the “she’s 18, at her prime, able to eat anything”…but rather the “she’s 18, how did she get so fat, I guess she’s been eating a long fucking time for this”… What I am saying is that girls not born in hollywood, who don’t aspire to be instagram stars…at 18…aren’t more looking like some 45 year old mom…all dumpy and fat…and if that’s not an attack on freedom – I don’t know what is… Luckily, girls like this exist, where being vapid, hollywood, vain…pays off in movie roles and giving us hope of a more fit tomorrow… What I’m saying is she looks hot in this position…and if you don’t like her…here’s someone named Mary something Wilstead, never heard of her, doing some hippie shit.. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Does Pilates and is Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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A Bunch of Topless Models in December’s LUI Magazine Cover of the Day

Interesting that one Euro magazine takes the ill advised opinion of their lesbian, very expensive, despite going bankrupt, legendary photographer and decide to make a statement by exploting fat, old, “Power” or women of interest…instead of exploiting models by featuring them naked in their calendar… But Lui Magazine comes in and are French about the whole thing…we like women, men like women, lets find beautiful women, and take nice pictures of them naked, because it is the most wonderful time of the year…let’s be wonderful.. I don’t even think the people at Lui know what’s going on in this bullshit feminist oppressive world we are in right now…they are just like “we are called LUI, let’s be men, and post tits…model tits”… These are the covers….the insides are gonna be nutty… The models are: Amber Valletta, Anja Rubik, Carolyn Murphy, Daria Strokous, Edita Vilkeviciute, Isabeli Fontana, Jourdan Dunn, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Mariacarla Boscono, Natasha Poly and Toni Garrn I’ve only tried to have sex with one of them, it was a bar, she was Russian…and it was love, I just wasn’t a billionaire and she was 6 foot 6….it wounldn’t work with my small penis and all..but I still fear her communist, war torn souless eyes… The post A Bunch of Topless Models in December’s LUI Magazine Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima and the List of Models for the Pirelli Calendar of the Day

Pirelli has been putting out these calendars every year for the last 100 years – that feature top models half naked posing with tires, shot by the top photographers – because tires and luxury fashion may not go hand in hand…but dudes who like tires like topless models…and models always look better when shot by good photographers…so it may not make that much sense, they are Italian…they don’t need to make sense..especially when they’ve proven to work… That said, Pirelli’s 2015 Calendar will be shot by Steven Meisel. Vanity Fair Italia, released the cast and crew of the Calendar – including Isabeli Fontana , Candice Huffine, Adriana Lima , Karen Elson, Gigi Hadid , Sasha Luss , Joan Smalls , Raquel Zimmermann and Natalia Vodianova . The theme of fetish with latex and corsets. Works for me.. I’ve stared at least all of those models topless for fashion at least once before…except Candice Huffine – she’s plus sized and we want none of that… But I guess this is for a Calendar…an obsolete form of date tracking…it’s called a fucking iPhone.. Where’s the Pirelli calendar app? That’s what the people want…none of this hang on your garage nonsense…

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Cara Delevingne, Malgosia Bela, Liu Wen for La Perla of the Day

Oh shit…it’s it girl Cara Delevingne and she’s modelling some lingerie for La Perla… I don’t really give a fuck about her, I’m not all hung up on her like every company that hires her is….I only really think she’s got something to offer because she’s french, and not because of her look everyone is hooked on, because french girls have anal on the first date, that’s usually not even a date, but more of a meeting at a bar…and that’s some “we’re into sexual things as a culture because sex is awesome”…that I can appreciate…even if she’s not nude in these pics…and even if I don’t know who the other models are…they are still half naked and that’s worth looking at….even if she probably isn’t worth what she was paid to be in these pics we are looking at….

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Cara Delevingne, Malgosia Bela, Liu Wen for La Perla of the Day