Emma Watson is in Vanity Fair. Her fans are weird. They will jerk off to Vanity Fair like it was Playboy they found in their dad’s bedroom when they were 12, because they’ve been wanting to fuck her since she was 12…not really that wholesome – but being into Wizards and fantasy does weird things to nerds – especially – sexually… I don’t understand the hype, but I’m not a Harry Potter weirdo who spent a decade waiting for her to ripen…they are a special breed of human… The post Emma Watson Naughty Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently this is video of someone named Erin Foster poking Kate Upton’s big sloppy tit – and people are pretty excited about it……because Kate Upton, rich kid, has been milking her tits forever, like the cow that she is, and she’s not about to stop now…they are her only real asset, the only thing going for her, I mean other than her trust fund she’s got from her rich family who invented the fucking washing machine, probably thinking “when we’re long dead, I hope our patent allows our HEIRS to use their tits for fame”….FINGERS CROSSED.. Her tits are sloppy and for someone who likes sloppy things because they are disgusting they are great…even though I find her pretty fucking disgusting. The post Poking Kate Upton’s Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People are apparently excited about Malin Akerman in this TV show called EASY…which was launched on Netflix yesterday…and features this threesome scene with someone named Kate Micucci… It’s apparently a Romantic comedy, but since it’s on Netflix there can be a porn component to it, NO RULES… I wonder if this scene was part of the script, or if it was just Malin reacting to getting a job….or maybe it’s how she got the job…so many questions I don’t need answers to…cuz I’ll look at her tits…tits I don’t think I’ve seen before, but tits that may be 38 but not too old yet…at least not to her fans…from Harold and Kumar to The Watchmen…they are fucking weirdos… The post Malin Akerman in Some Naked Movie Scene of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People are apparently excited about Malin Akerman in this TV show called EASY…which was launched on Netflix yesterday…and features this threesome scene with someone named Kate Micucci… It’s apparently a Romantic comedy, but since it’s on Netflix there can be a porn component to it, NO RULES… I wonder if this scene was part of the script, or if it was just Malin reacting to getting a job….or maybe it’s how she got the job…so many questions I don’t need answers to…cuz I’ll look at her tits…tits I don’t think I’ve seen before, but tits that may be 38 but not too old yet…at least not to her fans…from Harold and Kumar to The Watchmen…they are fucking weirdos… The post Malin Akerman in Some Naked Movie Scene of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who the models are. I just know the pictures are taken by someone named Venetia Scott, who I’ve never heard of, but who I guess is a pornographer, who will prefer being called an artist or producer in fashion, because pornography is bad. Especailly her pornography, which is so softcore, especially since she’s probably from Europe, where tits aren’t pornography at all, but for the last 10 years of posting tits for fashion, I’ve been told that I am pornography, so maybe when you take something that is innocent nudity and talk about how you want to fit it’s entire vagina in your mouth so that you choke on it so hard you pass out, it becomes pornography…and I’m just delusional in thinking that life is just unfair for me because the big fashion brands don’t throw millions of dollars at me for my inspiring fashion site, because I only pay attention to fashion for the tits. Either way, I like this photoshoot. The post Nipples for Self Service Magazine by Venetia Scott of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a firm…muscular…ass of an action star who just recently turned 18 so she should have a firm…muscular…ass… But unfortunately for anyone who hates fat chicks, that’s not really a given anymore, 18 year olds aren’t the “she’s 18, at her prime, able to eat anything”…but rather the “she’s 18, how did she get so fat, I guess she’s been eating a long fucking time for this”… What I am saying is that girls not born in hollywood, who don’t aspire to be instagram stars…at 18…aren’t more looking like some 45 year old mom…all dumpy and fat…and if that’s not an attack on freedom – I don’t know what is… Luckily, girls like this exist, where being vapid, hollywood, vain…pays off in movie roles and giving us hope of a more fit tomorrow… What I’m saying is she looks hot in this position…and if you don’t like her…here’s someone named Mary something Wilstead, never heard of her, doing some hippie shit.. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Does Pilates and is Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who this LAUREN NICHOLS girl is, which isn’t saying much because I am a drunk, and everyone seems the fucking same, whether they are topless or not, it’s just one massive sea of hipster tits, that I’m all about, because I’d rather deal in hipster tits, than in plumbing equipment, or gardening equipment, or washing dishes in some shitty fucking restaurant for less than minimum wage… These are shot by someone named Damon Loble ….for who fucking knows or cares what…it’s just like get naked on the internet for art or whatever this is…I’ll totally masturbate to it…and make my own art with the bloody, rancid semen paint this pathetic penis bush produces…this is how I get all the girls…
In the wake of all the nonsense going on in Canada, where innocent soldiers are being killed by insane French Canadians who are converting to ISIS because it appeals to their misinformed anarchist beliefs…because I guess they never grew the fuck up from being 15 and full of angst….I figure we should stare at this
I don’t even know who Jaqueline Bisset is…but I do know that her speech is going viral, because I guess people know who she is, and care that she’s drunk and medicated, like everyone in Hollywood…except maybe for the obnoxious sober people who will tell you about how sober they are… I am more into her CNN interview that I watched 30 seconds of and saw her yell at someone to wash her glasses…someone named Nicky…who I guess is her bitch…and that’s amazing. I love drunk, washed up and Tired bitches…
