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Poking Kate Upton’s Tit of the Day

Apparently this is video of someone named Erin Foster poking Kate Upton’s big sloppy tit – and people are pretty excited about it……because Kate Upton, rich kid, has been milking her tits forever, like the cow that she is, and she’s not about to stop now…they are her only real asset, the only thing going for her, I mean other than her trust fund she’s got from her rich family who invented the fucking washing machine, probably thinking “when we’re long dead, I hope our patent allows our HEIRS to use their tits for fame”….FINGERS CROSSED.. Her tits are sloppy and for someone who likes sloppy things because they are disgusting they are great…even though I find her pretty fucking disgusting. The post Poking Kate Upton’s Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Fat Ass in a Thong Bathing Suit of the Day

This is an interesting use of a short, chubby, girl from mainstream media, on a hit sitcom, on one of the number one show’s on TV….it’s like give them your ass, give them more of your ass, that’s not enough ass, they need more of your ass… I assume they know that based on her body type, this is her at 18….pretty sloppy…and that by the time she’s 25…she’ll be real fucking obese…so milk it…like the cow you are before you are the cow that you will be…. People like asses…and they like when girls they’ve watched grow up on TV…hitting puberty….become exhibitionists because being the center of attention is all they want or no…plus they were raised on set by Sofia Vergara…a Colombian you all know for her tits…and by you all…I mean all the execs she fucked after meeting in Miami who gave her a career…fascinating… The post Ariel Winter’s Fat Ass in a Thong Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s See Through Dress of the Day

On the quest to be the best Rihanna impersonator to ever live…you know to have a carer of her own…with her own records, under her own name, so people forget how she got her start…you know with her own albums, her own mansions, her own rich boyfriends who fuck her, her as they help carry her, or feed off her like the cow that she is….you know just making as much noise as possible to get you to notice her and her big tits….because the other option is working Hollywood BLVD, Cruise ships, or weddings singing UMBRELLA like she was Alex Trebek… She posts nipple pics in a see through dress on instagram….Good strategy by my standards..I mean who the fuck is Rihanna when staring at big nipples…I barely see her in this obvious copycat… The post Rita Ora’s See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Genevieve Morton Instagram Round-Up of the Day

Genevieve Morton is an SI Model from South Africa who is built to fill out a bikini…something that usually offends me when it is Kate Upton being milked like the cow that she is because she gets hits…but for some reason that I don’t mind when it is imported from South Africa…a country where having a body means you’re rich…while 90 percent of the population are dying of AIDS in their tribal village…it is a sign of fertility and loveliness that I would like to bury my mouth into….

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Monica Bellucci See Through On Set of the Day

If you ask any Italian guy who he thinks the hottest woman is…he will likely say Monica Bellucci, because she’s their flagship Italian pussy…I mean that or “My none’s spaghetti sauce”…because that’s just how Italians think while taking construction bribes from politicians, running drugs, watching soccer, and wearing really skimpy bathing suit bottoms in public, cuz bro, it’s european style bro… I think she’s old, fat, but her big tits are not removed due to breast cancer yet, and she’s on set showing off her nipples all wet like it was the 90s…like my Italian brothers, I got no real complaints when it comes to this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Scarlett Johansson in a Bra of the DAy

Scarlett Johansson is a sloppy ditch pig who has always been seriously overrated when it comes to her looks and acting capabilities…so it makes me wonder why they would showcase her half naked…dumpy body…that even at 20 was tight or awesome…in a bra in the trailer of some shitty movie…but it happened motherfuckers…it happened and this is the screenshot of it…not very exciting to me, probably very exciting to Scarlett Johansson fans…and I guess that’s what they are riding on…you know milk this cow like the cow she is until it’s too late and you have to put her to pasture…a day that is coming soon…but not soon enough…or as soon as you’re going to come to these pics..you strange strange pervert who can’t let go of the past…yes I am talking to you Ryan Reynolds…stop reliving the ex wife, you have your own pics of her in your private folder on your computer to fap to for old times…. Here is the trailer…

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Topless Guy Rocks The Dancefloor of the Day

This dude is one of the coolest guys on the internet right now… I can almost relate to his hustle, because so many times I have been at the club and I’ve found myself watching girls twerk, only to press myself up to them with a boner, for a cheap thrill, and a little grind…I figure 1 out of every 100 you do that too will be too drunk to realize you’re disgustingly fat..and next thing you know you’re fingering the bitch on the dance floor, like God intended you to do…it’s a numbers game, cast that net, cuz eventually one will stick…at least that’s what you hope. I’ve never done it topless, but I should, it makes it way more hilarious.

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Topless Guy Rocks The Dancefloor of the Day

This dude is one of the coolest guys on the internet right now… I can almost relate to his hustle, because so many times I have been at the club and I’ve found myself watching girls twerk, only to press myself up to them with a boner, for a cheap thrill, and a little grind…I figure 1 out of every 100 you do that too will be too drunk to realize you’re disgustingly fat..and next thing you know you’re fingering the bitch on the dance floor, like God intended you to do…it’s a numbers game, cast that net, cuz eventually one will stick…at least that’s what you hope. I’ve never done it topless, but I should, it makes it way more hilarious.

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Nina Agdal Pretty Naked and Wet in a See Thru Photoshoot of the Day

I am not a real fan of Nina Agdal, I do think she was robbed the SI cover in favor of milking Kate Upton like the cow she is for another year, because of her popularity…. I find she looks retarded, and despite having a fit enough body, her face just doesn’t do it for me… I still posted a story about Nina Agdal and her DUMPY Looking ASS yesterday … that was calling her out for being a typical model hooker, groupie-ing on Adam Levine…which in turn makes her typical, obvious and even tarnished… Not because I don’t think Adam Levine deserves hot pussy, he’s rich, famous, on TV, and fucking models is what popstars do…but because I expect a model who is famous in her own right to have better gold digging strategy… Well, these pics are some pretty major pics I can only assume happened before she got famous cock and model-celebrity. Because all models do nudes to get to a level where we know them…. You can pretty much see bush, titty and ass…which for a model who claims she’ll never do anything pornographic…is pretty pornographic…making her look the best she’s ever looked. I mean barely retarded…this is huge.

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Nina Agdal Pretty Naked and Wet in a See Thru Photoshoot of the Day

I am not a real fan of Nina Agdal, I do think she was robbed the SI cover in favor of milking Kate Upton like the cow she is for another year, because of her popularity…. I find she looks retarded, and despite having a fit enough body, her face just doesn’t do it for me… I still posted a story about Nina Agdal and her DUMPY Looking ASS yesterday … that was calling her out for being a typical model hooker, groupie-ing on Adam Levine…which in turn makes her typical, obvious and even tarnished… Not because I don’t think Adam Levine deserves hot pussy, he’s rich, famous, on TV, and fucking models is what popstars do…but because I expect a model who is famous in her own right to have better gold digging strategy… Well, these pics are some pretty major pics I can only assume happened before she got famous cock and model-celebrity. Because all models do nudes to get to a level where we know them…. You can pretty much see bush, titty and ass…which for a model who claims she’ll never do anything pornographic…is pretty pornographic…making her look the best she’s ever looked. I mean barely retarded…this is huge.

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