Christina Aguilera brought out the goods to remind you that 40 years old is pretty fucking old, but not too old to be slutty on Instagram because she’s Christina Aguilera and she is at the level of fame that is untouchable, which is probably why she’s allowed herself to get fat, it’s the marriage syndrome the celeb edition, you eventually give up on everything because you can. The people are trapped! If you are fans of her and her fat tits cuz she was the hotter pop star, early slutty, and we support her for that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Slutty Christina Aguilera of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Scott Disick has been sure to use social media to remind Kourtney and the world that he is still banging a very young model . His relationship with now-20-year-old Sofia Richie has lasted longer than anyone expected — him included. Apparently, Scott has been caught off-guard by how well they work as a couple. He never thought anyone could replace Kourtney. According to a report by HollywoodLife , Scott Disick is blown away that his relationship with Sofia is as good an enduring as it is. “Scott thinks Sofia looks amazing,” the insider says. We’ll just take that as confirmation that Scott has functioning eyes. “And,” the source continues. “He is more attracted to her today than ever before.” Sometimes, relationships that began with physical attraction and sexual compatibility die down. But there’s more than general horniness keeping these two from going their separate ways. “Scott and Sofia are in a really good place together,” the insider reveals. And apparently no one is more surprised by this than Scott himself. According to the source: “He never thought he could love anyone as much as he did Kourtney.” Scott is apparently “totally in love” with Sofia. Not only has he caught feelings, but apparently he no longer views Kourtney as the one-of-a-kind beauty that he once did. “He also never thought that he would be more attracted to anyone as much as he was with Kourtney,” the insider dishes. He thought that Kourtney would always be his personal hotness high point, the source notes, “but Sofia proved that wrong too.” “Scott thinks Sofia is gorgeous, sexy, and even hotter than Kourtney,” the insider says. Well, to be fair, so does Maxim . Apparently there is a lot of compatibility between these two. “They have fun together,” the source explains. “Sofia laughs at all of Scott’s silly jokes,” the insider adds. If we didn’t know that Scott can be genuinely funny, we’d think that she’s just faking laughter to be polite. “And,” the source continues. “Their chemistry in the bedroom is totally on fire.” Good for them. It sounds like this has been good for Scott on multiple levels, especially in contrast with how he spent so much of 2017. The insider says that Scott has been “living much healthier.” And yes, that means that he has been “partying much less.” That’s great to hear. A lot of people were really worried about him last year as he continued on his downward spiral. Scott has also reportedly been “behaving more maturely” and “being a better father.” Up until that last bit, those sound like things that you’d say to praise someone’s idiot college boyfriend. But hey, progress is progress. Apparently, Scott is not the only one who is taken aback by how well this relationship is going. “Kourtney is surprised and shocked that Scott is still in a relationship with Sofia,” an insider shares. As the source says: “Kourtney never believed that Scott and Sofia had much in common.” “And,” the insider notes, Kourtney “always felt their age difference would create problems.” Scott is an elder Millennial, and Sofia is about as young as you can get without being Gen Z. Kourtney is frankly “amazed” that young, hot Sofia hasn’t “moved on by now,” the source reveals. Sofia is young, famous, and gorgeous. It’s easy to look at her and wonder why she’s spending so much time “wasting” one — so far, just one — of her best years with an older man. But different people have different interests. Some 20-year-olds don’t want to be tied down. Others are looking for an older guy who’s just immature enough to be relatable. We don’t know how long these two will be together, but it’s no mystery why they’re getting along. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
Like every social media girl…..because everything comes down to social media now….this girl, Sarah Hyland, born in front of a camera and exploited by her parents, making her jump through hoops until she secured a job…. Sarah Hyland, who is normally weird looking, as figured out her angle…because her little underdeveloped adult body is hot….when her strange looking underdeveloped, probably thanks to creepy parents slipping drugs into her food tactics, is not that visible… Know your angles….like her co-star Ariel Winter…who is cockteasing her fans with her tits…. The post Sarah Hyland Finds her Angle Like She was Ariel Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Apparently Kylie Jenner turned 20 years old, and along with her legacy that she’s already carved as the Tranny’s daughter who embraces as much plastic surgery as IT, only she doesn’t really fuck with her gender, she just fucks with her level of human she is, allowing her pronoun to also be IT, only not because of genitals, but rather because she’s a fucking alien monster…teaching kids everywhere to jack up their faces, suck out fat from their stomach, drop it in other places, like her tits and ass…so that you can be as creepy in person as you are on social media…all raw meat stapled to her face or some shit… That said, she apparently released her own series because TV is dead and they spin off what works, unfortunately the Kardashians is one of those things….and I guess she’s doing typical Kardashian promotions…half naked…semi slutty…all weird looking… What is all this damn clickbait everywhere….whoring out whores whoring out whores….ya heard. The post Kylie Jenner Gets Racy for her Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I am pretty sure I wrote about the two girls I saw comparing tongues the other day, it was one of the hotter experiences in recent days, I am not sure what they were doing but one girl was sizing up the other girl’s tongue, I mean it could have been for something gross like comparing STDs…but I like to think it was more about eating each other’s asses…. I guess it is a trend because this is the Vanessa Hudgens version of that…tongue out withe a dog, since she’s a fuzzy animal, sold to the industry by her parents, making her a life of puppet….a puppet who knows her fans a creepy weirdos into her tongue… The post Vanessa Hudgens Comparing Tongues with a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know what the hell happened to Sarah Hyland . For a while there, she was looking like the next Sofia Vergara , and then she got completely swooped by Ariel Winter . But even though her Instagram is definitely the most boring of her fellow Modern Family hotties, I’ve still got faith in Sarah to turn this thing around. All she needs to do is remember her Celebrity Instagram 101: the more skin you show, the hotter your selfies turn out. So c’mon Sarah. Me and the Little Tuna are pulling for you here. https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ_GXmWB207/?taken-by=therealsarahhyland&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BLwnbrXjTe6/?taken-by=therealsarahhyland&hl=en
Alright, so I know I like to rag on these so-called mens’ mags, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due. And this shoot “introducing” Natalie Roser in the latest issue of Maxim Australia is one of the hotter things I’ve seen all month, from any magazine. And sure, if you’ve been following this site, you’ve known about this Aussie Insta-hottie for a while now and probably don’t need the introduction, but for those of you who might’ve missed out, I’d recommend taking some extra time to get better acquainted. Like, say, the rest of the afternoon. Trust me, you’ll need every second. » view all 12 photos
In an era where everyone is a fucking lesbian, or a hipster with lesbian tendencies, because pussy is fun, especially when wet…and being about eating it rather than getting fucked by dick…despite lesbians loving dick…even though they hate dick…but stick things in them like a dick…and use sperm from dick to make babies…despite hating dick..but loving dick…because guys are gross…is the trend… I don’t know one dude who ever said how hot or feminine Kristen Stewart is. I haven’t even met Twilight fans who wanted to fuck her, they were about the hotter one…so seeing her kissing her lover is more a question of who takes the more dominant role…while both look equally masculine in this gender fluid world… I do know that lesbians, like Vegans, love when people know they are lesbian…it is good for business. Nothing hot here, her love is some French singer named SOKO who can be found at the bank cashing in on this press. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kristen Stewart Lesbian Kiss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
