Christina Aguilera brought out the goods to remind you that 40 years old is pretty fucking old, but not too old to be slutty on Instagram because she’s Christina Aguilera and she is at the level of fame that is untouchable, which is probably why she’s allowed herself to get fat, it’s the marriage syndrome the celeb edition, you eventually give up on everything because you can. The people are trapped! If you are fans of her and her fat tits cuz she was the hotter pop star, early slutty, and we support her for that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Slutty Christina Aguilera of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As usual Rita Ora delivers the goods. I swear she’s really becoming my favorite singer of all time. Even though I haaven’t heard one song from her, I can tell the girl can move. And if she can move, she can lip sync and that’s all you need these days to be an artist.
Rita Ora seems like a fun chick. And I dig fun chicks because they like to flaunt their goods any chance they get. I still can’t believe she is an actual singer because singing would require focusing on your talent on social media and not your amazing body. So who knows! We live in funny times. via Gfycat
As you can tell, I’ve been doing many posts on Dua Lipa . She delivers the goods almost daily now and because of that I’m a fan. I like hot chicks who are consistent and show their titties. It’s a simple formula and it works. That said, do you see me posting Katy Perry anymore? NO! Did her last album tank? Yes! lesson of the day: Show the titties.
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Guess who’s joining the monney shot group? None other than useless celebrity daughter Ireland Baldwin. She actually needs a little work on it; mouth has to be more open and tongue further out. It’s not rocket science, but if you don’t do it right, you look stupid. Anyway, Ireland should stick to showing her big juicy boobies. She’s good at that.
The Queen of Instagram, Emily Ratajkowski is at it again and without fail she delivered the goods. Here she is topless and showcasing her glorious booty for her followers. I’m so positive her marriage is on the rocks. I don’t see how her husband would allow his wife to get semi-naked regularly without getting pissed off.
